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Funny Grandfather Poems

These Funny Grandfather poems are examples of Grandfather poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandfather Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Three Legged Table
As a child, 
I loved to watch Grandpa build. 
His basement workshop, 
was filled with tools. 
Tools hanging on every wall, 
wood neatly stacked in...

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Categories: child, fun, grandfather, love,



Premium Member An Old Shovel
I remember when Grandpa used me everyday,                  ...

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Categories: grandfather, old, remember, sky,

Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s...

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Categories: grandfather, baby, best friend, drug,

Premium Member My Granddad's Father Christmas

My Granddad's Father Christmas

My granddad’s Father Christmas.
I’ve known since, as a waif,
I heard his Father Christmas voice
That deep and rumbling friendly noise.
It kept me warm...

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Categories: grandfather, christmas, relationship,

Premium Member Grandma Winslet and Her Guest
It was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for...

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Categories: grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,



Premium Member Thanks a Lot, Grandpa Joe - Both Audio and Text Versions
The inspiration for this partially true piece was my older brother, Joe, and his 2 grandkids (circa 1994) - 


I can clearly see the moon,...

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Categories: fear, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: grandfather, 12th grade, character, hope,

Hallie
Hallie
                       ??
you light...

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Categories: granddaughter, grandfather,

Premium Member Shadow Lights
Shadow Lights

Have you ever noticed? 
When you sit your hands upon the keys. 
If you close your eyes, 
just right...
not too tight, no peeking, but...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angel, dance, grandfather, grandmother,

Premium Member Call Your Mother
Call Your Mother

Pick up the phone...
do it now. 
If you can.
Later if you must, 
I trust that you, 
know the difference. 

She never put you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandfather, abuse, confidence, earth, encouraging,

Premium Member The Perfect Christmas Gift
The Perfect Christmas Gift

In a small bag, 
made of paper, 
the color of gold, 
old not new...
The handwritten letters, 
of a handful of kids, 
left...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandfather, angel, childhood, christmas, drink,

Premium Member New Stomps
New Stomps
 
Today I have again, 
been told the value of my worth. 

Limitless...
or at least the value of 
new socks and shoes, 
by a...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angel, grandfather, heaven, hero,

Premium Member The Names of Angels
The Names of Angels

Caren, 
Sharon, 
Joy, 
Mary and Lee...
Do not fear, 
the names here, 
and you will see.

There are more, 
there are others, 
you know...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: caregiving, community, friendship, grandfather,

Premium Member Goodbye
Goodbye

I waved as you left the drive. 
I heard your sweet voice… 
ever cheerful.

Hours passed. 
I did the dishes. 
I cleaned up. 
I got ready...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: grandfather, angel, daughter, family, farewell,

Premium Member Pumpkin Pie
Pumpkin Pie

Warm fresh, aromatic…
nutmeg, cinnamon, clove(s)…ssss…. 

Butter crust, 
hand mixed, 
hand rolled,
by a 100 year old pin. 
Loved on,
by the cook. 

Flakes of heaven, 
peeled...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: childhood, christmas, grandfather, grandmother,


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