Funny Grandfather Poems
These Funny Grandfather poems are examples of Grandfather poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grandfather Funny poems written by international poets.
Grandpa the Master Magician
Grandpa the Master Magician
Grandpa was old and creaked
like a well-worn floorboard
but he always carried a smile with him
which generally won the day or the situation.
He
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fun, grandfather,
Spooked Mr Johnson
Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—
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grandfather, cool, crazy, dark, deep,
Boxes of Memories
It's hard to believe it has been nine years
since my brother delivered each box.
They all seemed to hold a special key,
mysteries and memories to unlock.
My
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dad, grandfather, grandmother, memory,
His Favorite Lost Cause
Basking in self-pity, another Friday night spent all alone.
I went to my grandfather’s house to see if he was home.
He invited me in to watch
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confidence, grandfather, life,
Drops for 'Pops'
Onto every head
gooey bird poo sometimes drops
~ funnier on ‘Pops’
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bird, funny, grandfather,
Golly - a Limerick
After we each consumed a weed lolly
My best bestie gave grandad some molly,
He threw her leg over
They rolled in the clover,
Now my auntie’s my bestie’s
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grandfather, baby, best friend, drug,
My Granddad's Father Christmas
My Granddad's Father Christmas
My granddad’s Father Christmas.
I’ve known since, as a waif,
I heard his Father Christmas voice
That deep and rumbling friendly noise.
It kept me warm
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grandfather, christmas, relationship,
Grandma Winslet and Her Guest
It was going to be the best Christmas of the most spectacular, magnificent Christmases in the world.Certainly, the best one we had ever seen, for
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grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
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granddaughter, grandfather,
The Story of My Grand-Pa Ernest Lee-
This is a story of a man I didn't know;
I just bore his last name so;
He was my fathers' father and he looked of African;
When
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grandfather, adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,
Oh My Grandpa Dear
Oh my Grandpa dear-he had just one big beer.
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day, funny, grandfather, humorous,
Grandma's Objective Observations
I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four
I am not saying this just
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grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grandmother,
Sixty Eight Weeks
Conversation with my four-year-old grandson Max.
“I cannot throw the ball one more time, Max. I am old.”
He glares at me. “No, you’re not.”
“I am. I
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grandchild, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents,
''Grandpa'' Up the Ladder
I was the smile at the bottom of the ladder
once more . . . "now, grandpa, please come down"
I had received a phone
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funny, grandfather,
Grammers Kinney
My four-year-old grandson is all about singing
While he swings today
Singing funny songs at first, but now a serious one
About a grandma and how much
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grandfather, 10th grade, 11th grade,