Grandma's Objective Observations

I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but
He is the most athletic person
in the family
and he is
four

I am not saying this just because
she is the smartest person in the
family, but she is the smartest
person in the world, she is my
granddaughter, and she is seven.


I am not saying this just because
she is my granddaughter but
her art work makes mine looks
cartoonish
and she is 
fourteen

I am not saying this just because
I am a braggart, because I am 
not, but my grandchildren are 
so advanced in every area,
they should have their
own TV shows

I am not saying this just because
he is my grandson but he has
the sweetest heart we have
ever met, and he is 
only twelve


I am not saying this at all 
because there are way too many
grandmas and grandpas in this room
and who wants to get all this competition
started?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Kiser Avatar
May 9, 2019 at 4:29 AM
Heh, I love your Grandma poetry; so entertaining.
Krutsinger Avatar
May 9, 2019 at 11:55 AM
It is a whole new WORLD.
Wolf Avatar
May 8, 2019 at 9:03 PM
From the four-year-old grandchild: I am not saying this because she is my grandma, but she is a prolific poet, and she's only seven. (See Erickson's Stages of Development). LOL. Enjoy all of your grandkids, Caren!! And brag about them to your heart's content, because they really are the most wonderful kids in the world... Happy for you! :) gw (Soup mail, please)
Krutsinger Avatar
May 8, 2019 at 11:33 PM
I am saying this one time only. They COMPLETE me.
Bauer Avatar
May 8, 2019 at 1:34 PM
ha! yes, i think all grandparents can relate to this one, caren!
Krutsinger Avatar
May 8, 2019 at 2:12 PM
If they cannot relate, shame on them.
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace