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Smash N Gran - For Succinct Contest

Strange things happened that last time my Grandpa drove to town
He scrapped a nine eleven and mowed a phone booth down
Folkies in the future will very likely sing
The man trashed a McDonald’s but spared a Burger King

It barely made the papers, just local news in some
Someone should have told them that there was worse to come
Spielberg’s gonna make a movie, if the rumour’s sound
Of the total devastation when Grandma drove to town

19 December 2018
For Succinct contest
Sponsor Michelle Faulkner

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Line Gauthier Date: 12/21/2018 6:07:00 AM Awesome poem A gem. Congrats on your most deserving win, Terry. Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/22/2018 5:17:00 PM Thanks Line

P.S. Awtry Date: 12/20/2018 5:11:00 PM This is a fun poem! Congratulations! :D Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/21/2018 6:36:00 PM Thankyou

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/20/2018 4:48:00 PM CONGRATULATIONS on your well-deserved win! Janice Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/21/2018 6:37:00 PM Thankyou Janice

Michelle Faulkner Date: 12/20/2018 3:22:00 PM Kept thinking of 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer' - don't know if that was your intention, but like the fun and unusual rhymes here, congratulations on your placement! Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/20/2018 3:39:00 PM Thanks Michelle, actually it was intended to read... if you think Grandpa’s driving is bad... wait till you see Grandma’s.

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/19/2018 5:43:00 PM G'day Terry … sounds like a good time to be ON the road when grandma drives to town - thanks Terry - Lindsay Login to Reply Terry Flood Date: 12/19/2018 5:47:00 PM Hey Lindsay. I get your drift. I used to play darts with someone who was so bad, the safest place to stand was in front of the board!