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Attention -- Golfers and Voters

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November 5 is almost here.

For a secret ballot forever Keep your mouth tightly shut ~ just like when you three-putt

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David Fisher

Date: 11/27/2024 11:39:00 AM

Great advice in a great write! Funny that the word ball is in ballot; not sure the significance.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/27/2024 7:01:00 PM

Thanks for the 'shot-out' on this one, David. Fooooooore!

John Read

Date: 11/5/2024 8:51:00 AM

Your secret is safe with me Gershon.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/5/2024 11:31:00 AM

Safety in numbers too, as they say, John: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ... Count on me! :) gw

Deb M

Date: 11/1/2024 1:53:00 PM

Lovely to see you up and running again BB….coming back with a POTD….well done and Congratulations! Debx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:47:00 PM

Hey, thanks for noticing, Deb! ~ Limpa Long

Regina Elliott

Date: 10/31/2024 4:53:00 PM

Congratulations Gershon, on an excellent POTD.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:48:00 PM

Appreciated, Regina. Blessings and bounty, Gershon

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/31/2024 4:17:00 PM

Congrats, Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:48:00 PM

THANKS, Kim!

Terry Flood

Date: 10/31/2024 4:12:00 PM

Back with congrats on potting a POTD, GW. Nice one!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:49:00 PM

And I wasn't jest puttering around, Terry! ~ gwd

I Am Anaya

Date: 10/31/2024 4:10:00 PM

Back with congratulations on your POTD GW! So sad that women have to vote secretly against their own husbands wishes, unfortunately that's what it's like to be married to some folk. GOD Bless America

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:50:00 PM

Righto. Almost -- almost -- as bad as me having to vote against my wife's wishes. After all, she wears the pants in the family! Keep smiling, Anaya, Gershon

Robert Gorelick

Date: 10/31/2024 11:06:00 AM

On election day remember to vote early -- and vote often! lol. Congratulations to you, and welcome back, Robert

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:52:00 PM

Looks like I'll be voting late, and just once. I'm not a migrant with 6 different id's, you know!

Sam Kauffman

Date: 10/31/2024 10:38:00 AM

Great advice, Gershon! Welcome back! Congrats and high fives for your witty POTD!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:52:00 PM

High-flying high-fives to you, Sam! Thanks for noticing. :) gw

Arlo Parker

Date: 10/31/2024 10:28:00 AM

POTD wit from Chicago. Never forget 1968!! Thx, Lobo. :o))

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:54:00 PM

Ha, ha. I'm still working on trying to forget 1960, when Boss Daley pulled 125,000 votes for JFK out of his bag of tricks, after Nixon had the state won. People forget...

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/31/2024 9:02:00 AM

Congratulation on your POTD win. Another fun/cute write. I love miniature golf. Want to play a game??? Hahaha!!! Have a blessed day writing away with your wonderful win...................

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:55:00 PM

I gotta be careful, Pala. Last time I played golf, I had a stroke after my first swing. lol. ~ gw

Michael Tor

Date: 10/31/2024 8:26:00 AM

Welcome back Gershon. Didn't know you were back till I saw this this morning. Witty and funny as ever. You haven't lost a step since you have been gone. Big Congratulations to you for receiving POTD the Master hasn't lost his touch... Nothing like coming back with a Winner!!!

Michael Tor
Date: 11/4/2024 12:28:00 AM

lol

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:56:00 PM

Very gracious of you, Michael. Am I back? -- Not sure, at this point. Let's call it 'popping in from time to time,' to keep an eye on you guys! ~ Pop Eye

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 10/31/2024 7:32:00 AM

LOL gw. What can I say other than congratulations on POTD! :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:57:00 PM

And what can I say, LAF, other than tysm! Cheers, Gershon

John Lawless

Date: 10/31/2024 6:27:00 AM

you need to stay off the miniature golf circuit Gershon...and avoid the windmill...

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:58:00 PM

I just fell into the alligator moat, John. ~ S'aul Wette

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 10/31/2024 5:22:00 AM

Congratulations on POTD.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:59:00 PM

T.Y., H.G! ~ gw

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/31/2024 4:24:00 AM

GW, congratulation on your POTD!! How timely and timeless is this! I hope you and your wit enjoy this well deserved day !!!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 4:59:00 PM

Me and my what?! ~ Wit L. S.

Tania Kitchin

Date: 10/31/2024 3:23:00 AM

Gershon, a good plan, congratulations on POTD.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:00:00 PM

We'll see how the plan pans out! Thanks, Tania

Karen Jones

Date: 10/31/2024 3:05:00 AM

Congratulations on your potd honor dear Gershon!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:01:00 PM

I have just been voted 'Deer of the Year!' Ant L. Ears

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/31/2024 1:04:00 AM

Right to a Tee Gershon, no one will get the secret from me. Congratulations on receiving the honour of poem of the day… Beryl

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:02:00 PM

You sure teed up this comment nicely, Beryl. Thanks, gw

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/31/2024 12:31:00 AM

Good advice Gershon, congratulations on your POTD. Tom

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:03:00 PM

I'm not jest putt-sin around either, Tom! 'Cos I'm gettin' 'teed off!' T-4-2, gw

J. Summers

Date: 10/30/2024 10:30:00 PM

Sound advice. Glad to be reading you again. John

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:04:00 PM

Hey, John. Thanks for the nice comment! :) gw

Terry Flood

Date: 10/30/2024 4:09:00 PM

Ha ha… right out of my rule book… if you have a secret (especially someone else’s), keep it shut. Tell no one. As for golf… where I’m concerned that’d be a nine putt! Welcome home GW

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/3/2024 5:05:00 PM

My secret (shhhh!) is that only my hairdresser knows for sure what the heck is growing up there! lol. gw

I Am Anaya

Date: 10/30/2024 12:52:00 PM

I think we know who's voting for whom or is it whom is voting for who? lol. ~wise vote

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/30/2024 10:33:00 PM

I'll take the fourth... and the fifth! ~ A. Mend Ments

I Am Anaya
Date: 10/30/2024 4:25:00 PM

Whose is on third erm, that new guy, Jose? lol ~wise voter

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/30/2024 1:12:00 PM

Whom is on first. Who is on second. Whose is on third. ~ Abbot and Costello