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Quote Left It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Sports Quote Right
Quote Left Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. Quote Right
Quote Left And the wind shall say Here were decent godless people. Their only monument the asphalt road. And a thousand lost golf balls. Quote Right
Quote Left There's some golf courses that fit my style of play, ... Thank God there's a couple of them left that we play. I can count on one hand how many like those are left. Quote Right
Quote Left Golf is a good walk, ruined. Quote Right
Quote Left The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. Quote Right
Quote Left Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha. Quote Right
Quote Left Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. Quote Right
Quote Left Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn't see past the Hudson River if he tried. He liked his fish smoked or preferable hand sliced from Zabars on a sliced bagel served with onions. Nature, to him, was an irritant. Birds didn't sing, they woke him up. A body of water wasn't life, it was a golf hazard.. Quote Right
Quote Left Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. Quote Right
Quote Left Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Quote Right
Quote Left The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Quote Right
Quote Left Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose. Quote Right
Quote Left Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. Quote Right
Quote Left His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons. Quote Right
Quote Left It is good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Quote Right
Quote Left The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Quote Right
Quote Left I merely picked a target today and tried to hit it there. It's all about making the right decisions around this golf course. I tried to be smart and hit the middle of the greens. Quote Right
Quote Left Golf is a good walk spoiled Quote Right
Quote Left This may be a blessing for some courses, ... The attrition of the facilities hopefully will match the attrition of the population. The golfers that played at City Park or Eastover will want to play golf. So they will have to go to other facilities. Quote Right
Quote Left I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. Sports Quote Right
Quote Left Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. Quote Right
Quote Left The economic impact is in the millions of dollars, ... And those are dollars you can't recoup. For every day a facility is closed, the golf pro can't make up those rounds. We won't know the full effect for two to three years. My sense is that some courses won't survive down the road. Quote Right
Quote Left His mechanics in his golf swing are breaking down dramatically. If he plays a golf course that is demanding off the tee, he has a real hard time. Quote Right
Quote Left It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. Quote Right
Quote Left Golf is a good walk spoiled. Quote Right
Quote Left I thought at the beginning of the day, there might be two scores in the 60s today. The golf course is playing really difficult. It's fast now. As always, if there's no rain here, the golf course is completely different from Wednesday to Thursday. It somehow just dries out miraculously overnight. Quote Right
Quote Left I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, 'Let's get up here before we get killed!' Quote Right
Quote Left Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way. Quote Right
Quote Left It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Golf

Quote Left "If God wanted me to golf, he would have allowed talking on the green." Quote Right