Numerous Facts
...One I in Ireland, one country beginning with the letter Q,
Two hands of a clock, two U's in Timbuktu.
Three primary colours, three dimensions of power,
Four seasons of the year, sixty minutes in a...
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Categories:
eighteen holes, appreciation, fun, humanity, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Super Golfer
...“Super Golfer” “Limerick”
There was a weird Dictator around.
When he played eighteen holes of golf round
aides clasped ball with toes
and put it in holes.
He scored “three hole-in-...
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Categories:
eighteen holes, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Surgeon
...We praise the colorectal surgeon,
Misunderstood and much maligned;
Slaving away in the heart of darkness,
Working where the sun don't shine.
Let's call on the rectal surgeon,
It's a calling we...
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Categories:
eighteen holes, funny, heart, heart, sun,
Form: Rhyme
Oh My Giddy Aunt
...I remember when my Aunt
wanted a divorce,
said, "at last my time is mine
I shall live on the Golf Course".
My Uncle never played
he gave the game a snub,
thought it pretty pointless
to hit a...
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Categories:
eighteen holes, funny
Form: Rhyme