Gilligan Poems

Zenith University

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Zenith University   

I am a proud graduate  
of Zenith University,  
where the quality stays on  
until the little dot  
shrinks and goes away.  

I attended that fine institution  
with ...

'life In Prison For Believing and Spreading the Big Lie and Dismissing the January 6th Committee'

...Nikki Haley, Sean Spicer,
Trey Goudy, Richard Grenell,
Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, 
Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, 
Rick Santorum, Tucker Carlson,
Rupert Murdoch, Kimberly Guilfoyle,
Ed Rollins, Eri...

Defiance

...Gucci-Cabanna, Dreams, Drama's
doward spirals often inspire us
Defiant correspondances Deodorant 
Radar Sattelite saop dope slip call it
Strict in my conduct Twist Just Trip
Shem don't forget ab...

Craziest Time In the Inlet

...A true story:

Boarded our boat, four of us — one was Gilligan. Map in hand, did we understand?  Enough to sail to the jewelry store! Ahh...a ceramic necklace and matching earring...

Not Your Father's Reaper

...You pick a fight to live today,
You tell the time you saw the dreamed-of shore 
of an island, Gilligan,
Gentle wind at your cheek,
A kiss parting lips caress,
A day wide-eyed as a lamb,
But the...

Father and Mother

...Long, long ago, there lived a priest, 
Peter Gilligan by name, in an Irish village
One day, the weary priest had summons
From a destitute parishioner,
Whose husband, very old, was on his death be...

She Has Away About Her

...she has this way about her
she will be my Gilligan stumbling zanly through my heart as my soul laughs, and smiles even giggles
she has this way about her
she will become my Helen as I launch a tho...

Island of Fantasy

...If I had an Island that was my very own.
I would construct it carefully - then responsibilities be BLOWN!
The structures would be similar to those that Gilligan had.
With a moderate mix of Mr. Roa...

All the Things You Are

...You are the hummer beside me at Carmen
The source of BO on the airplane
A  loudmouth divulging the plot at a movie
And the noisy drunk at the concert I saved for all year

You are the G...

A Questionable Tour

...a three hour tour
with lots of luggage
Gilligan where are you?...

Leavit and the Muscrat Gang

...Armadilly Billy needed repair work on the home, as he wanted to move in.
Asking around Troll Lake Town, the answer was Leavit, again and again.
A bit confused, he needed repairs; he couldn’t leave it...

Ginger Grant

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A woman stood on the rocks looking out to the sea.
She was once a famous Hollywood redhead beauty.
This actress starred in many movies her fans would see.
However, she now dwells in hopeless...

Nervous Love Rant

...-Why am I nervous to write feelings down I didn't know I was feeling.
-An urge to write, a feeling to.. articulate.
-What am I scared of as my write handles trembles, as I scribble nothings.
-Is t...

A Mary Ann Kind'A Guy

...I knew back then when I was a little boy
Though I didn’t quite understand why
That when the girls I would start to enjoy
I was bound to be a Mary Ann kind’a guy.

Although to be honest, I certainly m...

Boomer Tv

...Can you remember Lost in Space, Bonanza and Gunsmoke?
How about Leave it to Beaver—all the fun they`d poke?
The Dick VanDyke Show made us laugh, and so did Mr Ed.
And all the married couples had t...

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