A Mary Ann Kind'A Guy

I knew back then when I was a little boy Though I didn’t quite understand why That when the girls I would start to enjoy I was bound to be a Mary Ann kind’a guy. Although to be honest, I certainly must admit Something about Ginger had really caught my eye I loved her curves and her really big … smile But I was sworn to be a Mary Ann kind’a guy. I rushed right home every day after school Watching reruns for this girl I’d hope to spy Skipper and Gilligan were somehow kind’a cool But I really was a Mary Ann kind’a guy. When I grew up and found a girl to marry me This I tell you and I swear it’s not a lie She was the spitting image of that girl on my TV And just right for a Mary Ann kind’a guy. by, Joe Flach, copyright 5/8/2010