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Get Stuffed Poems - Poems about Get Stuffed

A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,
...A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits, (and cries out long day's journey into night, no...not for Eugene O'Neill), but rather being distributed in their respective bins at Wegmans Under t......

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Categories: get stuffed, adventure, america, anger, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Holiday Limericks
... Through faithful practise I surmise - Holidays - chaos in disguise! Diets get out of hand, Fickle waistlines expand, And stern resolutions arise! But until then it’s pure delight, Family ......

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Categories: get stuffed, holiday, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member richard bloody beks
...I took a chance and made some calls, cause home Was on my mind. I knew late 2021 that things there Wern't going fine. Of the calls i made one was to this Guy, by the name of richard beks, editor o......

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Categories: get stuffed, education, endurance,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mum's Advice
...It's lovely outside, I think I’ll go knickerless today. You don’t want to do that, you might get knocked down by a bus. Why would that make any difference. You always have to wear clean underwear ......

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Categories: get stuffed, feelings, fun, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cannot Get Stuffed Animals To Dance
...Shelly called grandma to furiously complain I cannot get them to dance, she said with disdain. Are they not minding you at all? Grandma asked her. They aren’t even walking, I am pretty sure. Th......

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Categories: get stuffed, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme



Disappearing New Year
...Tickling their tummy's with tinkling bells that twinkle sounds rumbling upon the roof of eight tiny reindeer tangled lights and snow transforming a sparkling night a flickering fire with sparks fl......

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Categories: get stuffed, life,
Form: Free verse
The Sandringham Sonnet
...The Queen released a long and weary sigh Her cherished grandson, Harry, had jumped ship He clearly did not understand just why His fellow Royals are joined at the hip ‘Your destiny, dear boy, i......

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Categories: get stuffed, grandson,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Meat Market
...Meat Market They sit on window sills in Hamburg Amsterdam and many beautiful Cities Legally ‘freed’ they take part in a shady economy of flesh lust and domination Skimpy dress bare buttocks ......

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Categories: get stuffed, sick,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member What Is This Baby Thinking
...Can’t you see it is just me and mommy here? Butt out. It is bad enough I get stuffed back into this tiny confining fleshy wrinkly ugly earth body, now I have to put up with the likes of you? Go p......

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Categories: get stuffed, baby,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Silent
...“I'm really fed up with my name” said the Gnat that silent 'G's really a pain, a complete waste of ink, just there hanging around, from my point of view, what do I gain?” “Hey, give it a rest” sa......

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Categories: get stuffed, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Partyline
...I need to make some calls but I can't even use this phone of mine. I live in a hick town and me and my neighbors have a partyline. People are always squaking on their phones and I've had enough. W......

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Categories: get stuffed, funny, people,
Form: Rhyme
Before and After
... I didn't find PSoup, no, PSoup found me I was a poet from my birth, just not the poet I could be Before coming to PSoup, I was a message poet with my own style; the words I delivered coul......

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Categories: get stuffed, perspective, poems, poetry, thanks,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Go and Get Stuffed With Full Sour Sorrel
...Man Wild rhubarb is way too good for ya summer 2016......

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Categories: get stuffed, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Mum's Christmas Dinner
...She stays awake for hours, cutting Xs in the sprouts, Then peels all the tatties, a ton or thereabouts, Slicing and dicing parsnips is next up in the plan, Chops up carrots and a swede, and put them ......

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Categories: get stuffed, christmas, family, food, funny,
Form: Rhyme
We Cry
...We cry, For help, for attention, For an explanation we know we'll never get For the loss of a dear one Or even when we fall We cry, Our tears hit like bullets Our eyes get red and puffy O......

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Categories: get stuffed, losscry,
Form: I do not know?

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