The Sandringham Sonnet

The Queen released a long and weary sigh Her cherished grandson, Harry, had jumped ship He clearly did not understand just why His fellow Royals are joined at the hip ‘Your destiny, dear boy, is to remain’ said Charles, his father, clearly under stress ‘within the Royal firm - let me explain If you go now, we’ll all be in a mess’ ‘Dear Mummy has had just about enough With uncle Andrew’s ventures overseas Now you and Meghan tell us to get stuffed And bring the institution to it’s knees But Harry’s mind had drifted far away The Sussex Brand – or Duchy of L.A?