What Is This Baby Thinking

Can’t you see it is just me and mommy here? Butt out. It is bad enough I get stuffed back into this tiny confining fleshy wrinkly ugly earth body, now I have to put up with the likes of you? Go play with a video game or watch a TV show or something. You have had your turn. I thought I had leveled up enough in the heaven realm that I would not have to do this again. I know, it was my choice, but to stay there and read books about experience gives you about half the experience points you get down here going through another life. Your incessant whining is grating to my nerves. I am about to start a full-out baby wailing session, with shrieks and screams, because I know you’ll leave the house if I do. I am scrunching up my face now. This is your only warning. Is that Heinz 57 I am smelling on your breath? Dhram! It’s bad enough that I do not have teeth, now I have to smell a fresh tasty sirloin on your breath? I had forgotten how keen a newborn’s sense of smell is. Dhram! Dhram! Dhram! All I get is this smelly milk? Go away Dad! Written 12-22-2018 Sponsor: James Edward Lee Sr. Contest: Baby Face What You Think’n Picture D