Geezer Poems - Poems about Geezer

You may say I'm a homely old geezer, ready for the glue factory or freezer. Yet, in truth, while I make passes, uncouth, my hopes of finding the Fountain of Youth up the odds I'm chancin', when I'm advancin' on the delightful Scarlett Johansson....

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How come all my good buddies Look so much older than I? Guess they didn't take care of themselves That's surely the reason why Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit But my friends look frail and tired Can't believe we went to school together Seems life has put out their fire Skin's all wrinkled, their hair is white Their teeth are not...

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Me, an aging baby boomer long haired pencil necked geek burning, depleting, using... fossil fuels, thus a global nonrenewable resource(s) repentant consumer admitting heavily trod carbon footprint additionally deeply enmired within very late adolescence, hence I shriek with utter dismay starkly aware personal hygiene suffers direct hit grungy kamikaze pilot courtesy this groomer cause I shower once every fifty second week. All joking aside, I recognized (after therapy session on November twenty third with...

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(alternately titled no particular reason: bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar seven salad dressings from deep freezer and lettuce deign at your plea azure.) Graced with boyish good looks, innocence and naiveté to boot, an especial loathing toward me chicken legs re: spindleshanks (which serve as laughingstock of dis hair reed ole coot) oft times clad with deep purple polka dotted sweatpants don this nontrumpeting galoot Asian old wise...

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A harmless old geezer who loves everybody It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy It's my lot in life A secret device Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...

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a dead mouse daily sly sneaky tom cat geezer grooming for dinner...

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Deputy of Mayberry - Barney Fife Lived a very hyper-kinetic life I always thought...he was gay But he just acted...that way Then I found out, Thelma-Lou was his wife He thought he was an expert with a gun But in truth, he never shot anyone He always trembled and shook When he would shoot at...

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I was born within the sound of Bow bells in the east end of London, this makes me a true cockney, I own a cock and sparrow down by the shake and shiver, I sell april showers, I duke of kent my pope in rome, I owe my landlady a lot of bread and...

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Bully, the bull dog thought he was tough He barked until his owner had enough Bully went to the pound A disgruntled old hound He had a name change...now he's called "Scruff" Blow Hard was a very ugly bullfrog Sat in a pig sty on a rotten log Boasted about his size He was not very wise Cuz the moron was eaten by a...

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I’m just an old fart, clinging to the winds of time ... hanging on Everyone who said I was leaving away first are dead and gone I’m an old geezer, stale air breather still hanging on ... but it gets lonely being right, especially at night I’m the old curmudgeon they say, whose creaking up the stairs of time My words, others never no mind...

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One day I was flipping through the TV channels When I happened To chance upon Oprah Who was interviewing this suspicious-looking fellow, Who turned out to be some kind of “new-age” guru, So I stopped And I watched As this guy rambled on. And he had a book out (of course), which would sell by the millions Now that Oprah...

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Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer. I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer. When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate. Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt. I was about to give...

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