Geezer Poems - Poems about Geezer

... The Man Miracle Man 4/19/2024 An old geezer who had a thin truncal, was cursed with a large neck carbuncle, He wasn’t the same, after bad news came, of cannibals making a meal of ......Read the rest...

... I consider myself a technologically savvy old geezer. With a simple utterance of “Hey Google, show me cute puppy videos” my world is filled with hours of mindless entertainment. I can do Facebook, ......Read the rest...

...Uncertain if my one man pep rally appeals to thee most amazing, daring, grueling... youngest aspirant to restore Earth in the balance predicated upon uncomfortable truth. The old geezer here would be......Read the rest...

...he throws snowballs at buses but now is able to memorably convey experiences using iambic dimeter creating an impersonality vidya games and spondee he threw my bicycle in the river now juxtapos......Read the rest...

...We put things in the fridge, To keep them very cold, But some things in our fridge, Are getting very old. Like dear Uncle Ted, By the loaf of bread, He’s been there, Since he last went to be......Read the rest...

... This old geezer is multitalented I'm able to talk and chew gum at the same time Can even spit nickels while singing Moon River Okay enough about this talented old soul I'd like to hear ......Read the rest...

...Old owl and his cage, and he pounds against glass. Old geezer drops teeth at the sound, falls on a$$. A snicker and boo. The man runs for loo. Old man full of crap - he does more than pas......Read the rest...

...How come all my good buddies Look so much older than I? Guess they didn't take care of themselves That's surely the reason why Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit But my friends look ......Read the rest...

...Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride. My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride. Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.” No longer cherishing his time with his brid......Read the rest...

... If It’s Free, I Block It By: Miracle Man 7/23/2023 Technology is making life one big scam, The prizes they say I’ve won are all flimflam. They’re on the truck needing info to deliv......Read the rest...

...I think about eating a cookie It’s not mine; it is theirs. But I had no breakfast, so lookie…. It's up for grabs on the top of the stairs. Old dog yelps, “don’t do it, Pup!” This aged geezer n......Read the rest...

...Reaping short terms benefits... before marital savings bond matured as a then quinquagenarian. Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners allowing, enabling, and providing the elderly pop......Read the rest...

...This old geezer is multitalented I'm able to talk and chew gum at the same time Can even spit nickels while singing Moon River Okay enough about this talented old soul I'd like to hear wh......Read the rest...

...A Saying that's been around forever Where it came from I haven't a clue There's many phrases just like this one So familiar to both me and you PENNY Is a word not heard much thes......Read the rest...

...Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks Along with an adorable personality I'd have to beat the ladies off with a stick Sure love it if this was reality Hollywood would continually b......Read the rest...