An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer

Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer. I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer. When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate. Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt. I was about to give that old man a smack. He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack. I had the old man arrested after I called the Police. Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they're calling me a beast. My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked. This will not happen again, from now on I'm going to keep my doors locked. (This is a fictional poem.)