An Old Geezer Tried To Steal My Freezer
Last month I caught a man when he tried to steal my freezer.
I was shocked because he's eighty-seven, he's an old geezer.
When I caught him, he made a gesture with his finger that was inappropriate.
Old man or not, that made me mad and I was going to kick his wrinkled butt.
I was about to give that old man a smack.
He fell to the floor and faked a heart attack.
I had the old man arrested after I called the Police.
Now people think that I attacked the old geezer and they're calling me a beast.
My friends on Facebook were leaving nasty comments so I had them blocked.
This will not happen again, from now on I'm going to keep my doors locked.
(This is a fictional poem.)
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