Christmas Funny Love Poems

After baking all day, Mrs. Claus then felt bold.

She perfumed her nude body, hoping for nookie.

Santa cried, "Put some clothes on, Dear. You'll catch a...

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She was having a fling with the elves
     She would catch them alone by themselves  
Then behind Santa’s back
She would...

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My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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The Image in My Heart

My specs are in my pocket, 
folded for now and safe.
My best…
perfect glasses. 
With four eyes, 
I can see…
just like a...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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You know what you want, get it. Make sure it responds to your needs - remote-control it, sub-routine it and on-demand it - wring it...

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I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from...

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Dance by the Fire

My dear, my dear, I fear…
It has been years and years.
I will not let that stop me. 
The candle in the window...

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Let's go through the rules for having a side chick
I know a lot of people won't like this
A few guys get one, when their relationship...

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Randomling 1:  Matthew Macfadyen

I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause...

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I tell you, girl, it’s better not to pout
Some tasty treats I have for you in store
I'm Santa's helper with a member stout
Unlike poor Santa,...

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Real house wife at Christmas 
Another Christmas is around the 
Corner
Here she goes with her plans again
The saving all those while
  now speaks
As boxes...

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Without you...

The sun would join the Union of Astral bodies and go on strike
Batman and Robin would have a big argument
The stars would be unglued...

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Moni Mo you make me smile,
everyday is like trial,
being thrown at us to smash and tackle,
you mean alot to me,
you make my heart beat like...

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Written 7 March 2014
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Bruce and Jennie, both were 10,
Had been playmates all their lives.
One day, Bruce proclaimed,
“Jennie… most good men have wives.”

He professed his love...

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