My Cat

My cat drank my glass of wine, she can't get down the steps to dine. Date Written: 11/14/2021 YOUR FUNNIEST COUPLET EVER Poetry Contest Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS Note: I do not have a cat. I did have cats for many years. I do not drink. Just a funny/cute write.

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Swetha Vangaveti

Date: 2/15/2022 11:08:00 AM

Oh I'm smiling now. Can I now stop imagining the way your drunken cat might have behaved after finishing your wine? Lol. :-D

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 2/15/2022 12:15:00 PM

Thanks for your note. She went down the side of the wall, step by step. Glad my cute/fun cat write gave you a smile. I love to give out smiles. It is just a cute/fun write. I do Not drink and I do Not have any cats. Have a blessed day writing away...................

Valsa George

Date: 11/18/2021 8:58:00 PM

Ha... ha! This is indeed funny ! Keep away your wine, so that your drunkard cat won't get intoxicated.....any more.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/19/2021 9:42:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like this fun Cat write. I hope it gave you a smile. I do not have a cat. I did have cats for many years. I do not drink. Just a funny/cute write. Have a blessed day/weekend writing away................

Jan Allison

Date: 11/18/2021 12:39:00 PM

ha ha ha this is so funny:-) hugs Jan xx

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/19/2021 9:39:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my funny Cat write. Hope it gave you a smile. Have a blessed day/weekend writing away with hugs..............

Emilia James

Date: 11/17/2021 2:39:00 PM

Kitty won't be doing that again lol. Thank you for the smile Paula. Emilia : )

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/18/2021 12:07:00 PM

Thanks for your note. Glad this Cat write gave you a smile. I love to give out smiles. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 11/17/2021 2:53:00 AM

Poor drunken kitty-kat, hangover pending.LOl...Delice

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/17/2021 9:33:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like this write. I wonder what her hangover was like. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/16/2021 3:22:00 PM

hahaha. This is really good!!!

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/17/2021 9:32:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad this Cat write gave you a laugh. I love to give out laughs and smiles. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Mark Koplin

Date: 11/16/2021 2:10:00 PM

That poor kitty, sounds like slide on the stairs might be in order .

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/17/2021 9:31:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like this Cat write. A slide is in order. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/15/2021 8:22:00 PM

She thought she'd have an appetizer; instead she got a tranquilizer... Hopefully your cat's now wiser! Smiles, Gershon

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/16/2021 9:26:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like My Cat write. Have not had any cats for many years. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Harry Horsman

Date: 11/14/2021 10:03:00 PM

LOve the imagery, so many scenes played out to this wonderful two liner.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/15/2021 8:21:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like my many scenes in this write. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Eve Roper

Date: 11/14/2021 7:06:00 PM

hahaha,,, now I see the humor side, Paula... Very good.. I like

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/15/2021 8:20:00 AM

Thanks for your note. It is always good to hear from you. Glad you like My Cat write. Have a blessed day writing away..............

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 11/14/2021 12:23:00 PM

Hello Paula, Oh the poor kitty will have a hang over soon. Enjoy your day my friend. Hugs.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 11/15/2021 10:57:00 AM

Hello Paula, I will. We had snow flurries yesterday and it stayed in the morning. It melted. Now snowing again. that kitty must have a hang over by now. Hugs.

Paula Goldsmith
Date: 11/15/2021 8:18:00 AM

Thanks for your note. Glad you like this fun cat write. Yes, poor little kitty. Have a blessed day writing away..............