A Fling With the Elves

She was having a fling with the elves
     She would catch them alone by themselves  
Then behind Santa’s back
She would hit the old sack
     She was lining them up by the twelves
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Alex Avatar
December 27, 2021 at 4:11 AM
Interesting work. Congratulations!
Gentile Avatar
December 28, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Thank you Christuraj!!’
Roper Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 9:39 PM
Congratulations on your win , Mike , great limerick .
Gentile Avatar
December 28, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Thanks so much Eve!!
Marcum Wong Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 2:12 PM
Naughty but nice X! I loved your limerick Mike. I am happy to see it get a trophy podium win. Congratulations my friend. Blessings xxoo
Gentile Avatar
December 26, 2021 at 5:40 PM
Thanks so much Connie and Happy Holidays xxoo
Y. Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 7:52 PM
Hi Mike, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on your winning write. Have a good evening:-) Alexis
Gentile Avatar
December 25, 2021 at 1:33 PM
Thanks so much Alexis!!
Ashley Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 7:04 PM
Lol! Oh, so naughty! A great limerick, Mike. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan
Gentile Avatar
December 25, 2021 at 1:36 PM
Thanks so much Susan and Merry Christmas!!
Rodrigues Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 6:37 PM
Congrats!
Gentile Avatar
December 25, 2021 at 1:36 PM
Thanks Kim and Merry Christmas!!!
Canerdy Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 4:33 PM
My, my, she should get more sleep! LOL! Congrats, Mike! Janice
Gentile Avatar
December 25, 2021 at 1:37 PM
Thanks Janice and a very Merry Christmas xxoo
Dietrich Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 4:12 PM
I still am not 100% sure I got the joke, but it sounded dirty and I am betting it means what I am thinking!! I liked the allusion to the 12 Dwarves when you wrote "lining them up by the 12's" Or was she making them into bowling pins to fling a bowling ball at. I kind of liked the possibility of fling having a double meaning here, and your limerick beat is outstanding. Congrats in my contest.
Gentile Avatar
December 25, 2021 at 1:35 PM
Thanks so much Andrea and you can bet that she was lining them up to have her way with them and bowling had NOTHING to do with it!!! Merry Christmas xxoo
Messina Avatar
December 18, 2021 at 4:59 AM
LOL, Santa is going to have to send Rudolph and the rest of the deer off by themselves this year. Good one, Mike. Merry Christmas to you and yours. Charlie
Gentile Avatar
December 19, 2021 at 8:38 AM
Merry Christmas Charlie and thanks !!!
Sands Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 11:05 AM
Wow, she is very busy Mike lol Thanks for the laugh. Happy Friday :)
Gentile Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 11:31 AM
Thanks Heidi, Happy Friday!!
Wolf Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 7:22 PM
Cheaper by the dozen, eh?! Season's best, Mike.
Gentile Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 4:04 AM
You got it GW! Good things come in small packages (sometimes!)
Brown Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 6:21 PM
Looks like someone on the naughty list (LoL)..Funny
Gentile Avatar
December 17, 2021 at 4:05 AM
For sure, thanks Debra and Happy Season!!
DiMino Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 6:31 AM
A little bonus from Mrs. C.. Good one, Mike. Best of luck in the contest. Joe.
Gentile Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 6:11 PM
Thanks so much Joe!!!
Y. Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 5:52 AM
Lol! Mike, This is funny. I didn't know Misses C. had a thing for elves. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis
Gentile Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 5:58 AM
Thanks so much Alexis xxoo
Trifiatis Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 4:40 AM
Very humorous, dear Mike. Much enjoyed. Blessings.
Gentile Avatar
December 16, 2021 at 4:54 AM
Thank you Demetrios!!! Happy Thursday!!!
Cunningham Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 9:13 AM
Wow, she certainly didn't waste any time Mike, Making hay while the sun shines lol. Good luck in the contest. Tom
Gentile Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 1:16 PM
Thanks Tom, you too!
Hankins Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 9:09 AM
Hmmm...Santa better keep an eye on Ms. Claus. Seems like she's taking on a lot recently.
Gentile Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 1:16 PM
Yes indeed!!! Thanks
Rodrigues Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 7:44 AM
LOL! I thought it was only cookies she’d make by the dozen ;)
Gentile Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 8:57 AM
So glad you liked it Kim, Thanks xxoo
Allison Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 5:02 AM
ha ha ha so darn funny wish I had written this one lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Gentile Avatar
December 15, 2021 at 8:57 AM
And from the Limerick Queen! Thanks xxoo
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