Angst Funny Poems

A pair of lips will say anything.
...but alas if its negative words a pair of feet can turn and walk-away?

Or just fall on the floor...

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Have you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain

Like talking...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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Maybe I need solitude 
Romance requires work to do
Am I up to loving true
Is it enough to love you

Perhaps my muse is my mate
The onyx...

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You told me I belong to you
That you know I love you true
But darling I’m not a succulent plant
What’s a chocolate woman to do

Love is...

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There was a young turkey named Sam
Whose favorite food was sweet ham.
Though kept as a pet
He could not forget
Thanksgiving Day might be a scam!

Though liked...

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Write from...

Write about the order of date and time
Write about the confusion of our thoughts

Write about the deafening buzz of doubt
Write about drying tears

Write about...

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A liar was 
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars. 

May 9/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe 
       Mussabwa Chris...

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There once was a boy who ate worms
enthralled by their wiggles and squirms,
but the juicy ones
oft gave him the runs;
the stain on his trousers confirms.


(Limerick)


05/03/2023


A...

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In a story book, I got stuck
and couldn’t find a way to break free. 
What a lousy day, just my luck!
Wondered why this happened to...

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So what I kept some stuff
A few small keepsakes, merely fluff
They make such noise, so much dumb fuss
Their indignation careening like a bus.

Now they think...

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I sulk in solace by the ember’s glow
of warming hearths that temper to the bone
then wait in earnest ‘til the thaw of snow
and all the...

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Eyes, silent and soft, a whisper
Falling across so many hearts,
Breathing in affections, singing
Caresses, messages…
Yet filled with melancholy
Doubt and despair, darkness
In clouds of regret, without the
Sparkle...

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I knew a boy, who was a giant
He was on a council of miants

He was boisterous
A cute fool to us

So he left out of his,...

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I like to walk beside the sea
I find that it relaxes me
That is, until I decide
To take a plunge into the tide

This comes after careful...

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