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Funny Funeral Poems

These Funny Funeral poems are examples of Funeral poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funeral Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member My Magical Garden
In my magical garden,                     ...

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Categories: flower, funeral, garden, love,



Butterfly
I see the butterfly and I ask why
Why did you have to go?
If I know anything, it's that it doesn't make any sense to me....

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Categories: funeral,

Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: death, funeral, funny, humor,

Premium Member Flippancy
Flippancy

Projects held together, 
with tiny threads of hope. 
Cut with sharp scissors, 
a knife, or razor-blade...

Putting hard work into a thing... 
each giving their all,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, forgiveness, friendship, funeral,

Uncle John's Music
Daddy's piano plays my sadness
The funeral of a feeling
with a funny uncle at the mass

The windows feel the breeze
it's  6 pm in the afternoon,...

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Categories: absence, family, funeral, giggle,



Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funeral, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member THE WINDOW CLEANER


Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her...

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Categories: funeral, funny, humor, nursery

Premium Member Pussy Tyrant


                   Trump most notorious, dirty Donald 
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Categories: america, funeral, humor, humorous,

Premium Member At A Funeral
At a funeral we,                     ...

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Categories: dog, flower, friend, funeral,

Premium Member My Dear Friend-Constanza
My loving friend I could depend
Out for lunch, shopping and talking              ...

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Categories: flower, friend, funeral, love,

Premium Member Use to Be
Use to Be

My best friend... 
I would bring things to you. 
You needed or wanted. 
I would talk to you for hours, 
about whatever you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, faith, farewell, forgiveness, freedom,

Premium Member Loss
Loss

How can I express, 
something that can not be written down, 
unless you can grasp lightening, 
harness thunder, shush a whisper…
or ask your self if...

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Categories: funeral, chocolate, christian, death, forgiveness,

Premium Member Boxes of Hope
Boxes of Hope

In the attic there is tensile. 
Bright and lovely, reflective pieces
of fluff to begin the journey. 

One, two, three,
a dozen cardboard containers. 
I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, appreciation, cancer, confusion, death,

Premium Member California Cold
California Cold 

Rented cars…
every month the cost?
Bread and milk.
Why? 
To go get my kids. 
I had to. 
My own car was bad, 
unreliable, and dangerous....

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Categories: funeral, anti bullying, conflict, divorce,

Premium Member Grandma
Grandma

My hands hesitate here… hovering over the keyboard…
Numb, hard to make do as I ask…
This should be happy, 
but I am…
crying.

I miss her. 

She smoked...

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Categories: beautiful, celebration, funeral, grandchild,