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Funny Funeral Poems

These Funny Funeral poems are examples of Funeral poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funeral Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Use to Be
Use to Be

My best friend... 
I would bring things to you. 
You needed or wanted. 
I would talk to you for hours, 
about whatever you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, faith, farewell, forgiveness, freedom,



Premium Member Loss
Loss

How can I express, 
something that can not be written down, 
unless you can grasp lightening, 
harness thunder, shush a whisper…
or ask your self if...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, chocolate, christian, death, forgiveness,

Premium Member Boxes of Hope
Boxes of Hope

In the attic there is tensile. 
Bright and lovely, reflective pieces
of fluff to begin the journey. 

One, two, three,
a dozen cardboard containers. 
I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, appreciation, cancer, confusion, death,

Premium Member California Cold
California Cold 

Rented cars…
every month the cost?
Bread and milk.
Why? 
To go get my kids. 
I had to. 
My own car was bad, 
unreliable, and dangerous....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, anti bullying, conflict, divorce,

Premium Member Grandma
Grandma

My hands hesitate here… hovering over the keyboard…
Numb, hard to make do as I ask…
This should be happy, 
but I am…
crying.

I miss her. 

She smoked...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: beautiful, celebration, funeral, grandchild,



Dig My Own Grave
~~["Dig My Own Grave" is a series of writings in reflection of mental preparation... 
~~~Each scoop of dirt rids the mess where I'm to be...

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© Niyna Che  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, death, fate, funeral,

ON CULTISM
'From A LIth Book Of Tales'



On Cultism...



'Dodorima, Abankrier, Obuogede, Awumen,Omi'


Shout and chants that derails youths of their Concentration and goals in life.
Community brought us all...

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Categories: funeral, abuse, addiction, africa, birth,

Premium Member Here Lies Brutha N Lauh

His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound

Had a sis who thought him lazy

Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground

For now he's pushing Daisy





* This did NOT place...

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Categories: death, eulogy, family, funeral,

Premium Member Pretty Dhramned Mean
My relatives came in droves to stare at my dead body.
And it ticked me off.
I flitted and fluttered and tried to signal them with a...

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Categories: fun, funeral, funny, hilarious,

Fishes From Heaven - for If I Had A Secret Life Contest
Fishes From Heaven

I’m sorry to leave that dear husband of mine
But Ted will be fine with his rod, reel and line
His love for his fishing...

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Categories: funeral, appreciation, death, fish, fishing,

Bye May
Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car....

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© Wendy M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funeral, death of a friend,

Mercedes Benz
Mercedes Benz

A sinkhole swallowed my friend.
Thankfully, my house was still around the bend.
At least to remember, I need not travel far.
I hope my insurance covers...

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Categories: eulogy, fun, funeral, funny,

Premium Member POETIC JUSTICE
POETIC JUSTICE

There was an old man from Fontaine
Who walked with aid of a cane
One night he was mugged
By a wannabe thug
In the graveyard, the thug...

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Categories: funeral, funny,

Premium Member Obituary of a moth



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Categories: funeral, boxing day , death of

Premium Member My Kubla Kahn Funeral Please
Here are my instructions for when I leave this world to go into the “magic realm of possibilities”, the heaven on another plane. For it...

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Categories: emotions, funeral, happy, how

Premium Member OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE
OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE?

Oh dear, what can the matter be
My eyes have grown dim, I can hardly see
Not a word you spoke,...

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Categories: age, funeral, funny, perspective,

PAIN
i don't know
sorry bold
i'm not warm but cold
i feel empty
like i got nosoul
just hollow
listen to what your told
again sorry if bold

i cant really explan
whats on...

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Categories: absence, anger, emotions, funeral,

Premium Member A brand new funeral home
A brand new funeral home just opened, 
Well that’s what my neighbour said,
He told me “We now have a brand new place, 
Where we can...

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Categories: funeral, funny, perspective,

Prolonged Life
I wanna live to a hundred-and-three
A minor footnote in history
Oh yeah

I wanna live to a hundred-and-six
They’ll bury my bones among the sticks
Oh yeah

I wanna live...

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Categories: age, fear, funeral, funny,

Premium Member Uncle Arthur's Final Farewell
Uncle Arthur's Final Farewell

The Service was well attended,
As we bid our final farewells.
Reverend Peters made the address
and thanked him for ringing the bells.

Not once did...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, death, funeral, obituary,