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Funny Funeral Poems

These Funny Funeral poems are examples of Funeral poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funeral Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

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Categories: crazy, death, funeral, funny,

The Pun Fun in Funeral with a Little Onion Breath
In prepping for a funeral 
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall

He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...

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Categories: funeral, dark, funny, silly,

White Noise Blues
(after the novel)

I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...

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Categories: funeral, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,

I wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...

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Categories: funeral, anxiety, bereavement, death of

Execution Plan
You and Police and execution Plan
Aren't you belong to the same Clan
Target killing and fake encounters
Ransom and extortion money
This is not funny.....

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© Abdul Abad  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anti bullying, anxiety, funeral,

Premium Member A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid Pandemic
Written by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021

Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.

The sign listed rules to...

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Categories: funeral, death, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Uncle Albert
He was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...

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Categories: funeral, dark, death, family, fun,

Premium Member My Magical Garden
In my magical garden,                     ...

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Categories: flower, funeral, garden, love,

I see the butterfly and I ask why
Why did you have to go?
If I know anything, it's that it doesn't make any sense to me....

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Categories: funeral,

Premium Member Upon My Two Knees
Gosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....

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Categories: death, funeral, funny, humor,

Premium Member Flippancy

Projects held together, 
with tiny threads of hope. 
Cut with sharp scissors, 
a knife, or razor-blade...

Putting hard work into a thing... 
each giving their all,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, forgiveness, friendship, funeral,

Uncle John's Music
Daddy's piano plays my sadness
The funeral of a feeling
with a funny uncle at the mass

The windows feel the breeze
it's  6 pm in the afternoon,...

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Categories: absence, family, funeral, giggle,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: funeral, 12th grade, character, hope,


Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story
Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her...

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Categories: funeral, funny, humor, nursery

Pussy Tyrant

                   Trump most notorious, dirty Donald 

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Categories: america, funeral, humor, humorous,