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A golf limerick

While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral cortege was arife,

       his head bowed in prayer
       at this somber affair

to pay last respects to his wife!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 4/3/2018 5:00:00 PM
Oh wow lol! Good one Thvia!
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Date: 1/5/2018 12:36:00 PM
Very cute poem about the deep allure of golf. Bravo, well done Thvia.
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Date: 10/19/2017 8:32:00 AM
Hi Thvia,theres a driving range down the drag and now when I drive past it I sit with a grin thinking of your limerick. Its precious
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Date: 4/21/2015 5:41:00 PM
Ha! Ha! Yep, I believe you have a Limerick! Agape, Mses
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Date: 4/19/2015 8:51:00 PM
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/best/33466/james_horn Check out my golf poem which is number two in my best poems. Jim Horn
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Date: 4/3/2013 10:07:00 AM
Great flow and works very nicely for this contest. A fun read indeed. A+
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Date: 1/5/2011 7:28:00 PM
i'm not even going to say lol. i'll just say it made me laugh out loud. john
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Date: 1/3/2011 2:02:00 PM
Now that's a real limerick HUZZAH! Light & Love
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Date: 11/24/2010 11:44:00 AM
This one flows really well too, in rhyme and word arrangement of verse. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/27/2010 6:51:00 PM
LOL and we have METER!!!!! yeah! go gal! a real limerick tongue in cheek and all! Light & Love
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Date: 10/22/2010 5:24:00 PM
ah ha an other great limericl, G R E A T! Congrad's great meter! Light & Love (7)
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Date: 10/21/2010 6:47:00 PM
I had to laugh. So who was his true love, eh? Nice and a solid limerick! Regards and thank youi from Gerard.
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Date: 10/17/2010 12:15:00 AM
hahaha...enjoy this so much...and again...thanks for the laugh...^_^ v
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Date: 10/14/2010 5:55:00 PM
Hi! Thvia, ~ENJOYED YOUR POEM~ Here I find myself all over the soup again. Stopping by to read many poems, before my crazy KIDS make me log out. I had a really nice time reading and catching up with you poets. Have a wonderful night*luv~SKAT"
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Date: 10/13/2010 8:31:00 PM
I LOVED this one, Thvia. Congratulations to you. Andrea
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Date: 10/12/2010 9:31:00 PM
Funny limerick- I got a chuckle so many Congrats on the win
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Date: 10/12/2010 4:01:00 PM
A dedicated golfer that one. congratultions Thvia. Love, Joyce
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Date: 10/12/2010 10:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win Thvia in Linda-Marie's contest "Let's Limerick". Love, Carol
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Date: 10/12/2010 9:27:00 AM
Did he get it in the cup, Thvia? Is sounds like he was putting at the time. Congrats on your wonderful limerick and win! Dan C
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Date: 10/12/2010 8:30:00 AM
Congratulations Thvia on your witty "Somber Affair" In the top ten. LOL. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/12/2010 4:57:00 AM
Congrats on win... Luv/Best wishes always ... Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 10/12/2010 3:06:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest, Thvia
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Date: 10/11/2010 11:21:00 PM
very funny entry, congrats on your win in the contest
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Date: 10/11/2010 8:56:00 PM
Congrats Thvia on your success in my Limerick contest with this awesome entry..luv.. appreciate your continued support with luv..
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Date: 10/11/2010 4:47:00 PM
that's what i call dedication, what a moment, it's the thought that counts, enjoyed...P.D.
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