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A Golf Limerick

While a man was golfing in Fife
a funeral cortege was arife,

       his head bowed in prayer
       at this somber affair

to pay last respects to his wife!

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Duke Beaufort

October 23, 2024 at 8:52 AM

Thvia, your poem links a joke with a limerick in a very good way. Well done, indeed. It takes a lot of skill to do this well. This was featured on the home page and I just happened to see it....smiles!!

FJ Thomas

April 3, 2018 at 5:00 PM

Oh wow lol! Good one Thvia!

Line Gauthier

January 5, 2018 at 12:36 PM

Very cute poem about the deep allure of golf. Bravo, well done Thvia.

Jannie Breedt

October 19, 2017 at 8:32 AM

Hi Thvia,theres a driving range down the drag and now when I drive past it I sit with a grin thinking of your limerick. Its precious

John Freeman

April 21, 2015 at 5:41 PM

Ha! Ha! Yep, I believe you have a Limerick! Agape, Mses

James Horn

April 19, 2015 at 8:51 PM

http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/best/33466/james_horn Check out my golf poem which is number two in my best poems. Jim Horn

Donald Williams

April 3, 2013 at 10:07 AM

Great flow and works very nicely for this contest. A fun read indeed. A+

John Loving Iii

January 5, 2011 at 7:28 PM

i'm not even going to say lol. i'll just say it made me laugh out loud. john

Debbie Guzzi

January 3, 2011 at 2:02 PM

Now that's a real limerick HUZZAH! Light & Love

John Freeman

November 24, 2010 at 11:44 AM

This one flows really well too, in rhyme and word arrangement of verse. Agape, Moses

Debbie Guzzi

October 27, 2010 at 6:51 PM

LOL and we have METER!!!!! yeah! go gal! a real limerick tongue in cheek and all! Light & Love

Debbie Guzzi

October 22, 2010 at 5:24 PM

ah ha an other great limericl, G R E A T! Congrad's great meter! Light & Love (7)

Gerard Keogh Jr.

October 21, 2010 at 6:47 PM

I had to laugh. So who was his true love, eh? Nice and a solid limerick! Regards and thank youi from Gerard.

Juan Paolo Galua

October 17, 2010 at 12:15 AM

hahaha...enjoy this so much...and again...thanks for the laugh...^_^ v

Skat A

October 14, 2010 at 5:55 PM

Hi! Thvia, ~ENJOYED YOUR POEM~ Here I find myself all over the soup again. Stopping by to read many poems, before my crazy KIDS make me log out. I had a really nice time reading and catching up with you poets. Have a wonderful night*luv~SKAT"