Fudged Poems - Poems about Fudged

Freddy Farkle

...Freddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowi...

Milania, Milania

...Milania, Milania

Milania, Milania, our journey’s nearly done,
We fudged the facts, paid little tax, the prize is almost won,
The polls I hear are tied —‘tho  clear that most folk are disgusted.
...

Simply Fun

...there was a girl named Alice
preferred to write while braless
 	wrote poems by rules
	while wearing her mules
her fingers were getting a callous

the contest rules were too hard
needed written...

The Taxman Cometh - the Lament of the Self Employed

...His knees shake, he's feeling weak
His hands tremble and he cannot speak
He got an email early afternoon 
It's tax time again - it's much too soon 

His accountant queries things long past 
But...

Mirror Mirror On the Wall

...
The contest’s been judged;
seems results are fudged.
My poem’s the best,
yet not at the crest!

The sponsor’s mistook,
for I’ve had a look
at the winners list ~
that’s why I’m p...

Near-Rhyme

...It’s often used in lyrics
Since the music cuts some slack
But each time I get to hear it,
I am taken some aback.

For to me, who is a purist,
It’s a point in fact that I’m
Quite a stickler who...

Where We Feel Loved

...Where We Feel Loved

Where we feel loved, the softest “Hi…” is poetry!
Love’s content warms, more hands discovered touching ours.
Our thirst’s best sated by a smile that’s felt not seen.

Your ...

Crimes Against Humanity

...THE MEDIA SHOUTS AND CLAIMS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT.
I AND MANY OTHERS,
SEEM TO HAVE SERIOUS DOUBTS.

POLITICAL PRISONERS VS.
POLITICAL SLAVES.
WITH THEIR UNENDING MANDATES
WAVE AFTER WAVE....

Colorado Cowboy Saga

...Colorado Cowboy Saga

Grandad became a cowboy,
 Though born in the mountains of Tennessee,
His family moved to Colorado –
 Just when he turned three;
Fleeing from the Civil War’s animosity
 Tr...

Rainy Day

...
Pitter, patter fall the drops of rain
It slides down the window pane
Leave tracks of fudged images
Seem to convey some messages

At night the room is dark and damp
Lightening sparks it lik...

Her Rosary Beads

...I remember the click click jangle jangle of her rummage . Oh 
 what a beautiful mess it was as she plucked out a red rosary
 for me hold. "Here this one is for you " she said as we settled 
 in to...

The Inventor

...George worked in a construction company. He spent all his days walking the steel beam but when he got home, he became the master of inventions. One night he borrowed his wife's ironing board and made...

Soup Contest

...I held a Soup contest then fudged it.
Didn't think I'd really go judge it.
Then the months went by and by
while my hand played in my fly.
How soon the poets did begrudge it!...

Through Life Drudged

...Through Life Drudged

While through life we continually drudged,
Politicians won't give an inch or ever budge;
Have started new cult,
Called never our fault;
Also, all of their figures they hav...

A Tongue In Cheek Contest Poem

...I entered a contest the other day
Waited patiently for it to be judged
Oh drat - I’ve got yet another N/A
The ‘glowing comments’ I received were fudged!

So I thought I’d change my p...

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