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Fritos Poems - Poems about Fritos

Falling In Love In a Sandwich Shop

...Falling in love 
is really quite simple–
The girl ahead of me 
in line today 

ordered a small pitcher 
of beer and one single
bag of fritos....

Categories: fritos, love,
Form: Free verse

You Don'T Say

...2 cups of crushed pork rinds ( hot and spicy) or crushed fritos
1 tablespoon of Garlic powder
2 tablespoons of cayeene
1 tablespoon of onion power
1 tablespoon of salt
2 tablespoons of cornstarc...

Categories: fritos, celebration, culture, dance, death
Form: Ballade

I Want But Don't Need

...I Want, But Don't Need

Yes, "I Want, But Don't Need" is my waistwatcher creed 
     as I walk by each vending machine.
All those chocolate chips calling out to my hips,
     colored Reese's in ...

Categories: fritos, candy, drink, food,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Settlement

...Settlement
If I take off my shoes
And I sell my toes
Does that make my toes, Fritos
If I close my eyes at night
am I legally blind, lost my sight
All I know is yes and no
and that air is light...

Categories: fritos, anxiety, character, community, confusion,
Form: Light Verse

Billy Pugh

...Twas the night before sunrise
and all through the warehouse,
not a creature was stirring
except Elmer, the field mouse.

It was 1962
And times were hard on mice.
Elmer had eaten this month
on...

Categories: fritos, business, career, retirement,
Form: Heroic Couplet

Ralph

...i was just a kid the first time i met him
he borrowed my brand new wrist-rocket
and scampered off into the night, laughing like a ghoul
the sound of two young lovers on a beach, punctuated by howls o...

Categories: fritos, dedication, friend, funny, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Enjoy the Game

...Super Bowl Sunday is finally here
same excitement as Staubach and Griese
drinkers have an excuse to drink more beer
today’s Super Bowl not sure if I’ll see

the Super Bowl is much more than a game
th...

Categories: fritos, football, work, drink,
Form: Sonnet

House of Blaze---:Written Special For : Last Chance Contest

...Should my home catch flames; ABLAZE
simply one collection shall I salvage
to spare my brain waves from becoming a maze of craze

ahhh...my beloved Poet Trees shall survive...as to my soul they arrive...

Categories: fritos, fantasy, funny, imagination, music,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

More Zany Warnings

...More Zany Warnings

By Elton Camp

On the metal barrel of a rifle, not to be debated:
“Misuse may cause injury or death,” tis stated

On wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack we see:
“Remove plast...

Categories: fritos, funnywater, water,
Form: Rhyme

Cookies

...There's a variety of cookies to be had at the local grocery mart.
Famous Amos, Keeblers, Chips Ahoy and others to fill your cart.
All daintily wrapped and scrumptious I will readily concede,
But t...

Categories: fritos, food, funny
Form: Rhyme

Red Neck Rap Artist Formerly Known As Niller Bean

...My name is Charlie Munford
I am all Redneck, not a nerd
I have the gas sucking truck, big bald muddin' tires
I needed some money, so I sat my truck on fire
If you come over empty handed, no beer ...

Categories: fritos, funny, me, me,
Form: Ballad

The Mirror

...What did my eerily observant mirror so boldly reveal 
to me this morning as I so cautiously gazed into its soul?

It quipped "Hey lummox,might as well limp back to bed, 
the eyes of the world wil...

Categories: fritos, funny, inspirational, introspection, life,
Form: Quatrain