Fritos Poems - Poems about Fritos

...Falling in love is really quite simple– The girl ahead of me in line today ordered a small pitcher of beer and one single bag of fritos.......Read the rest...

...2 cups of crushed pork rinds ( hot and spicy) or crushed fritos 1 tablespoon of Garlic powder 2 tablespoons of cayeene 1 tablespoon of onion power 1 tablespoon of salt 2 tablespoons of cornstarc......Read the rest...

...I Want, But Don't Need Yes, "I Want, But Don't Need" is my waistwatcher creed as I walk by each vending machine. All those chocolate chips calling out to my hips, colored Reese's in ......Read the rest...

...Settlement If I take off my shoes And I sell my toes Does that make my toes, Fritos If I close my eyes at night am I legally blind, lost my sight All I know is yes and no and that air is light......Read the rest...

...Twas the night before sunrise and all through the warehouse, not a creature was stirring except Elmer, the field mouse. It was 1962 And times were hard on mice. Elmer had eaten this month on......Read the rest...

...i was just a kid the first time i met him he borrowed my brand new wrist-rocket and scampered off into the night, laughing like a ghoul the sound of two young lovers on a beach, punctuated by howls o......Read the rest...

...Super Bowl Sunday is finally here same excitement as Staubach and Griese drinkers have an excuse to drink more beer today’s Super Bowl not sure if I’ll see the Super Bowl is much more than a game th......Read the rest...

...Should my home catch flames; ABLAZE simply one collection shall I salvage to spare my brain waves from becoming a maze of craze ahhh...my beloved Poet Trees shall survive...as to my soul they arrive......Read the rest...

...More Zany Warnings By Elton Camp On the metal barrel of a rifle, not to be debated: “Misuse may cause injury or death,” tis stated On wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack we see: “Remove plast......Read the rest...

...There's a variety of cookies to be had at the local grocery mart. Famous Amos, Keeblers, Chips Ahoy and others to fill your cart. All daintily wrapped and scrumptious I will readily concede, But t......Read the rest...

...My name is Charlie Munford I am all Redneck, not a nerd I have the gas sucking truck, big bald muddin' tires I needed some money, so I sat my truck on fire If you come over empty handed, no beer ......Read the rest...

...What did my eerily observant mirror so boldly reveal to me this morning as I so cautiously gazed into its soul? It quipped "Hey lummox,might as well limp back to bed, the eyes of the world wil......Read the rest...