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Red Neck Rap Artist Formerly Known As Niller Bean

My name is Charlie Munford I am all Redneck, not a nerd I have the gas sucking truck, big bald muddin' tires I needed some money, so I sat my truck on fire If you come over empty handed, no beer or snacks Prepare for an old fashioned butt whippin' or you better make some tracks Poor mannered guests make me mean I am a legend in the Redneck community, they call me Niller Bean I sleep among the empty beer cans and potato chip bags I fall asleep staring at my Rebel flag When I go grocery shopping, it is scratch and dent all the way The discount food game I know how to play I grab a bag of Fritos and crush them, then use a black marker and write crushed on the outside Every week I take the grocery store on my discount ride I do these tactics where I can't be seen I sign my credit card receipt as Niller Bean People call me crazy, I am just misunderstood If you get to know me, you will see, my intentions are good Now I am Jammin' to some Patsy Cline Women call me a pig, I prefer the term swine

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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