Curses, Foiled Again
The King of Moab was named Balak
Truth be told, he was cruel, diabolic
Afraid of the Israelites, he hired the sorcerer Balaam
a ‘prophet-for-hire,’ he’d curse the Jews with nary a qualm
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Categories:
foiled, bible, god, heart, jewish,
Form: Couplet
Curses Foiled Again
Strawberry jelly
Nailing jelly to a fence
See bright colour shines
Its impossible
Red liquid, has stained the fence
The nail is alone
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Categories:
foiled, humor,
Form: Haiku
Curses -- Foiled Again
This time for sure, Jimmy Olson, intent
To find out the secret of one Clark Kent --
He'd locked the phone booth
What a super-sleuth! --
Too bad: Top was wide open as a tent
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Categories:
foiled, irony, success,
Form: Limerick
Foiled
in poised crouch ready
camo'd stripes in apricot
feathers fly unscathed
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Categories:
foiled, animal, nature,
Form: Haiku
Romance Foiled
To Valentines Day I am true
The joy of a score means...yahoo!
Sex is a pleasant
Heart holiday present
Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu
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Categories:
foiled, humor, valentines day,
Form: Limerick
French Were Foiled In 1797
There almost was an invasion
By the french but was foiled
A wench stopped the battalion
By getting them well oiled
Jemina N had the gumption
To take them to the inn
Rushed them to the publican
Whose beer was served within
She soon rallied up the women
Dressed in national dress
French thought it was a battalion
Surrended with no fuss
No thoughts on Bristol and
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Categories:
foiled, history, women, women,
Form: Quatrain
The Chicken Bank, Foiled
Dave...The armed robber
Bank robber
Back in sixty-three
Would leave me sleeping muvva
For much skullduggery
Raiding banks, petrol stations
And very auften...I swear
He even raided
The new joint
Called............ Mothercare
And wake his giant angel
Who very loudly snored
With booties bonnets mittens
And cardies, she adored
One day they got raided by many Old Bill
Dave got all panicked
Bout the money he did steal
Muvva
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Categories:
foiled, family, mother, nostalgia, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
Foiled
It shone
Finally, the rain had fallen
An end to the dust monologue
And then
Like foil unwrapped
Unmasked
Naked
It lay infront of me
Helpless
Hopeless
They wailed again
Their bellies screaming
The voices gone
The scars of their tears blinked
Only for a second
The river began to flow again
I wondered
Why the weather changed it's colors so fast!
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Categories:
foiled, nature, war
Form: I do not know?