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Romance Foiled

To Valentines Day I am true
The joy of a score means...yahoo!
Sex is a pleasant
Heart holiday present
Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu

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Debbie Duncan

July 7, 2017 at 12:39 PM

I haven't found any new limericks I haven't read :)

Debbie Duncan

April 15, 2017 at 9:54 PM

I haven't been sick. I do get migraines though. But I do my best to stop them from coming on. But your limerick made me laugh Happy Easter Duke :)

Duke Beaufort

April 18, 2017 at 3:51 AM

Happy Easter to you too, Debbie. Do you get flashes of light in one eye and then pain on the opposite side of your head, or just bad headaches sometimes. What is it about our culture that causes us to have so many headaches?

Michael Ainsley

July 30, 2016 at 2:30 PM

Oh I didn't see that coming;you rascal.I was enjoying Sex heart holiday present, oh Sweet Bird of Youth and the flu bug attacked. Good twist of fate Duke.

Duke Beaufort

July 30, 2016 at 4:28 PM

Yes, based on a true event. I had to take a half a tab of a strong pain killer during the sickness. Something I haven't done since the last kidney stone. The flu gets worse the older we get. Michael, you are a real treasure.

Funom Makama

October 13, 2015 at 8:02 AM

longest time friend. You've just exhibited to the highest quality exactly what I have missed in here for months. Your lines are so exciting and your words are each having that second hand of drawing me back to them again and again and again irrespective of how many times I have gone through them. Its nice to be home and you are part of the reason I have this refreshing feeling. A definite 7. Cheers!

Poet Destroyer A

July 15, 2015 at 4:07 PM

it snuck up... there are plenty more valentines to make up for , enjoyed:)Luv p.d.

Duke Beaufort

July 15, 2015 at 6:04 PM

It always seems that something gets in the way, but we will be forever the optimist. There is always hope! You are very kind--as always.

Laura Breidenthal

July 6, 2015 at 12:21 AM

Ah dang!!!! Guess I should have seen it coming from the title. Excellent one! Write on! Always, Laura

Duke Beaufort

July 7, 2015 at 5:59 PM

Based on a true but sad story. Fortunately, now a distant memory.

Andrea Dietrich

June 3, 2015 at 4:57 PM

another good one. Love your limericks, Duke.

Duke Beaufort

June 3, 2015 at 7:22 PM

Andrea, I wish I could devote more time to this and to reading poetry by others. Life is entertaining! Hope you are well. You are so very good at this. You make it seem so easy!

Cecilia Macfarlane

May 31, 2015 at 3:23 PM

Smiling! It will make next Valentine's that much sweeter. Hugs

David Furlong

March 10, 2015 at 4:03 AM

Brought a smile to my lips, Duke... very droll. :) Brought back memories of my last Valentine's Day :)

Debbie Duncan

February 22, 2015 at 10:45 PM

flu must be gone by now ? Smile

Duke Beaufort

February 28, 2015 at 9:19 AM

You are very sweet. Yes. I am finally myself again. I hope you are well. I know you are busy doing wonderful things for this world!

Jan Allison

February 13, 2015 at 1:34 PM

made me smile Duke - get well soon my friend:-)Hugs jan xx

Duke Beaufort

February 28, 2015 at 9:18 AM

Thanks Jan. I am finally feeling a bit better.

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty

February 13, 2015 at 8:05 AM

flu oh it's a nuisance ..problem to score with ..enjoyed your limerick.Love

Duke Beaufort

February 13, 2015 at 8:23 AM

My goodness, yes! It's ruined my plans. Which all goes to show that these tiny little life forms can be a big deal! I can see how people might not survive this. You be well Rajat!

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