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Romance Foiled

To Valentines Day I am true The joy of a score means...yahoo! Sex is a pleasant Heart holiday present Now ruined since I’ve caught the flu

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Date: 7/7/2017 12:39:00 PM
I haven't found any new limericks I haven't read :)
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Date: 4/15/2017 9:54:00 PM
I haven't been sick. I do get migraines though. But I do my best to stop them from coming on. But your limerick made me laugh Happy Easter Duke :)
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 4/18/2017 3:51:00 AM
Happy Easter to you too, Debbie. Do you get flashes of light in one eye and then pain on the opposite side of your head, or just bad headaches sometimes. What is it about our culture that causes us to have so many headaches?
Date: 7/30/2016 2:30:00 PM
Oh I didn't see that coming;you rascal.I was enjoying Sex heart holiday present, oh Sweet Bird of Youth and the flu bug attacked. Good twist of fate Duke.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 7/30/2016 4:28:00 PM
Yes, based on a true event. I had to take a half a tab of a strong pain killer during the sickness. Something I haven't done since the last kidney stone. The flu gets worse the older we get. Michael, you are a real treasure.
Date: 10/13/2015 8:02:00 AM
longest time friend. You've just exhibited to the highest quality exactly what I have missed in here for months. Your lines are so exciting and your words are each having that second hand of drawing me back to them again and again and again irrespective of how many times I have gone through them. Its nice to be home and you are part of the reason I have this refreshing feeling. A definite 7. Cheers!
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Date: 7/15/2015 4:07:00 PM
it snuck up... there are plenty more valentines to make up for , enjoyed:)Luv p.d.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 7/15/2015 6:04:00 PM
It always seems that something gets in the way, but we will be forever the optimist. There is always hope! You are very kind--as always.
Date: 7/6/2015 12:21:00 AM
Ah dang!!!! Guess I should have seen it coming from the title. Excellent one! Write on! Always, Laura
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 7/7/2015 5:59:00 PM
Based on a true but sad story. Fortunately, now a distant memory.
Date: 6/3/2015 4:57:00 PM
another good one. Love your limericks, Duke.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 6/3/2015 7:22:00 PM
Andrea, I wish I could devote more time to this and to reading poetry by others. Life is entertaining! Hope you are well. You are so very good at this. You make it seem so easy!
Date: 5/31/2015 3:23:00 PM
Smiling! It will make next Valentine's that much sweeter. Hugs
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Date: 3/10/2015 4:03:00 AM
Brought a smile to my lips, Duke... very droll. :) Brought back memories of my last Valentine's Day :)
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Date: 2/22/2015 10:45:00 PM
flu must be gone by now ? Smile
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/28/2015 9:19:00 AM
You are very sweet. Yes. I am finally myself again. I hope you are well. I know you are busy doing wonderful things for this world!
Date: 2/13/2015 1:34:00 PM
made me smile Duke - get well soon my friend:-)Hugs jan xx
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/28/2015 9:18:00 AM
Thanks Jan. I am finally feeling a bit better.
Date: 2/13/2015 8:05:00 AM
flu oh it's a nuisance ..problem to score with ..enjoyed your limerick.Love
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/13/2015 8:23:00 AM
My goodness, yes! It's ruined my plans. Which all goes to show that these tiny little life forms can be a big deal! I can see how people might not survive this. You be well Rajat!