Flabby Poems - Poems about Flabby

...The English language slapped me down. I stabbed it thrice in its flabby gut. I threw it in a pond to drown. I asked myself as I made each cut, “Is this lexical abuse?”......Read the rest...

... I remember having gone to bed a little tired, And soon fell into a deep sleep. Night chill prickled my skin. I felt unusually light. Wasn’t sure what had come about, But was shocke......Read the rest...

...Push 'em, pull 'em, dip 'em, and squat 'em Whatever you do just don't neglect 'em Aptly say no to loose and flabby And yes to tight 'cause loose is too shabby No gym membership, Bowflex, or P......Read the rest...

...The mirror reflects a lifetime etched upon my skin; a canvas of stories whispered through maturity. I stand before it, middle-aged and exposed, my nakedness laid bare. My image holds no ju......Read the rest...

... Written: February 25, 2024 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A sun sets in the west; oh, boy, he has gone to rest, Mama grips her breast in an apocalyptic pain que......Read the rest...

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

... Super bowl Sunday ended yesterday I was sure my diet had won I did not prevail when I saw the scale and it read my old weight plus one So now that football won’t be back ‘til fall I wil......Read the rest...

... Written: January 08, 2024 ________________________________________ Thin walls allow us to hear whispers "..you are enough...." everything fall and rise again ......Read the rest...

...Colin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab Which means he has a lot of time to kill most every day And lots of evil folk to deal with if they come......Read the rest...

...Wiccans do ride, Our full moon tide, Happy Halloween, Magic is our scene, Potions and charms, Despite flabby arms, Big girl britches, Brooms aloft, attawitches!......Read the rest...

...Y'all make me laugh so hard... silly it's as I've never laughed before then when... you scribe your foolishness oh how my tummy akees my side... my giggle will wi......Read the rest...

...I'm flabby but fit At a bar I sit I play my guitar then squeeze into my car I'm dumb but I'm smart I buy modern art then I load up my cart to sell at flea mart I'm......Read the rest...

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VI On the Horns of a Dilemma (I) by Michael R. Burch Love has become preposterous for the over-endowed rhinoceros: when he meets the right miss how the hell c......Read the rest...

...Gee, how we blame our culture for starting this! Oh, how ignorant can we be! We blame men as evil and macho? Yet we drooled when younger over Ralph Macchio. Ask any woman who gets up at three!......Read the rest...

...Learning to Love Myself Slowly, very slowly, am I coming to terms with how I look My double-chinned face, my flabby arms, my stomach. I think to myself that these are things I shouldn’t be allow......Read the rest...