Short Flabby Poems
Short Flabby Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flabby by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flabby by length and keyword.
OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:
Chubby
Hubby
FLABBY STOMACH:
Jelly
Belly
A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:
Cushy
Tushy
WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:
Skinny
Winnie
Categories:
flabby, funny,
Form:
Footle
Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!
Categories:
flabby, appreciation, halloween, happiness, hilarious, magic,
Form:
Rhyme
The English language slapped me down.
I stabbed it thrice in its flabby gut.
I threw it in a pond to drown.
I asked myself as I made each cut,
“Is this lexical abuse?”
Categories:
flabby, humor, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
5/17/22
Categories:
flabby, humor,
Form:
Limerick
With an apple a day my cheeks are still flabby
Doesn't delay the inevitable, my bod still gets shabby
Belly covers my hero
Like wearing a pillow
Still, remember the building of Westminster Abbey
Categories:
flabby, age,
Form:
Limerick
Jake was flabby flaccid and wimpy overall
He is not handsome, truthful, honorable or tall
Why do you date him asked her son Call
Because he taught you how to play baseball
Remembering this, he tried to like him after all
Categories:
flabby, men,
Form:
Monorhyme
When wrinkles start appearing
Getting deeper by the day
With liver spots accruing
And the hair is going grey
The early morning aches and pains
A stomach growing flabby
The crows feet and the flatulence
No wonder you feel crabby
Categories:
flabby, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
my eyes are embarrassed
my heart is in my stomach
my feet lack progress
my ears hear grief
my emotions are up and down in my chest
my creativity is flabby and flat
my worth is shame
my body is a waste
and only my depression breathes
Categories:
flabby,
Form:
I do not know?
Cat Needs a Workout
Flabby
Tabby
Chat Cat
Gabby
Tabby
Grumpy Cat’s Relative
Crabby
Tabby
Cat with 9 Violent Lives
Scabby
Tabby
Cat with Raggedy Coat
Shabby
Tabby
Cat of the Convent
Abbey
Tabby
July 13, 2022
Categories:
flabby, cat,
Form:
Footle
Church Architects
Steeple
People
Jailhouse Clothier
Jailor
Tailor
Navy Misfits
Failing
Sailiing
Imposter Chef
Baker
Faker
Fat Taxi Driver
Flabby
Cabbie
April 12, 2021
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 14) Poetry Contest
Categories:
flabby, jobs,
Form:
Footle
My boobs are sneaky
inching themselves toward the floor
they were once firm and perky
now they are flabby giant jello blobs
stretching toward ground zero
whether I am looking or not
do I care?
worse.
Not only do I not care
I am no longer amused by them
Categories:
flabby, me,
Form:
Free verse
you us all we do not care
but all we see and what we wear
but beer to drink and flabby chairs
will keep us happy, here and there
i see a country full of life
full of liberty
full of pride
we see each other through different eyes
so cant we all stand side by side?
Categories:
flabby, culture, discrimination, how i feel,
Form:
I do not know?
Falling in love with a litter of kittens:
KITTEN
SMITTEN
An overweight cat:
FLABBY
TABBY
Beauty pageant cat:
PRETTY
KITTY
Vocal cat:
CHATTY
CATTY
A song about cats:
KITTY
DITTY
A very small cat:
BITTY
KITTY
6/18/21
For Brian's All Yours (June 19) contest
Categories:
flabby, cat, fun,
Form:
Footle
Rapturous youth and tranquil prime,
Withered with a weird dream!
Her gray hair and lusterless skin,
Fading from her eyes a resplendent shine,
Her flabby shriveled breast,
She walks with waddling and antalgic gait.
Alas! It's dusk of her womanhood,
It's menopause! A hush in solitude!!
Categories:
flabby, family, mother, nature, philosophy,
Form:
I do not know?
How do I find happiness
When there is no time to look
Too many Obligations
Make for too much work
I go to class
I make some money
When all I want
Is to be with friends
I want to play a game
Or have a team practice
Because without that
I just get flabby
Why can't I do the things I want
Is fun really so hard to come by?
Categories:
flabby, confusion,
Form:
Free verse
Exotic hairs, whitish
Frilled black rock,
Amidst, The frames of
Colored dress,
Shined in spring,
Scenic sights blend into snow beads,
Smoothed and attuned blurred visions,
Breeze, befriended with her,
Kissed cheeks,
Perceived her as a queen,
In my flabby mind,
Wished to possess it always,
Inner corner of rolled eyes.
Categories:
flabby, absence,
Form:
Free verse
When I was young and pretty
The men would pay me court
But now I'm old and wrinkled
They don't want my sort
When I was young and blonde
My figure was very neat
But now I'm so overweight
I can hardly see my feet
When I was young and gabby
I could dance the night away
But now I'm old and flabby
And lucky to walk each day
Oh, woe is me!!
Categories:
flabby, funny, life, nostalgia, old, old,
Form:
Rhyme
flexes his biceps
tucks his flabby tummy in
vanity in vain
a score to settle
through tough machismo's battle
male ego's title
but can't hit his foe
spits on his face, oh, no
worse than a KO !
Categories:
flabby, funny, happiness, people,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
generation nothing
useless
a horrible person
flabby and fat
ugly
part of the generation that did nothing
sleep
i need to go to work
they'll hate me if i do not
so useless
i need a bath
worthless trash
nothing matters
forget the world
i'm gonna die young
you have to go there are people waiting for you
i know
i'm so useless
let's just sleep for now
sleep
regret later
Categories:
flabby, dark, depression, emotions, how i feel, morning,
Form:
I do not know?
At tender old age
This man doesn't have IT
The BLADDER fell off the LADDER
While fogetting to take a -HIT
Flabby fish wants BAIT
But nothin' a comin'
The BELLY turning JELLY
A reality that I especially HATE
Advancing TIMER
Dreading ALZHEIMERS
The bulge is unsightly
and so is his MANNERS
Coming to TERMS
Before I get WORMS
Stay away from this geezer
Before you get my GERMS!!
Categories:
flabby, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Best for last
Lizard lips
Blizzard tips
Cow pies
Cannon fodder
Tobacco breath
Primitive Quest
Papilloma’s daughter
Whale droppings
Frantic knocking
Eutectic solder
**** eyes
Flabby thighs
Don’t bother
Petal pink
Purple ink
Sugar water
Melon slice
Sticky rice
Bubbly juice
Fruit tree
Pretty feet
Bustin loose
Air guitar
Morning star
Spruce goose
Genius type
No hype
Sweet night
Categories:
flabby, allusion, humorous, wisdom,
Form:
List
Do we read newspapers
Or ignore the world?
Do we vote
Or do we complain?
Do we ask questions of elected officials
Or are we complacent?
Do we right a wrong
Or remain silent?
Do we stay
Or do we go?
Do we sing
Or do we dance?
Do we run or
Do we walk?
Do we study
Or do we wing it?
Do we listen or
Do we yell?
Are our stomachs firm or flabby?
Are we smart
Or are we stupid?
Do we even care?
Categories:
flabby, life,
Form:
Narrative
I'm flabby but fit
At a bar I sit
I play my guitar
then squeeze into my car
I'm dumb but I'm smart
I buy modern art
then I load up my cart
to sell at flea mart
I'm happy but sad
'cos 2 + 2 I can't add
Thought I'd reached nadir
Pop bought me calculator
I'm old but I'm young
Come see my tongue
Taste buds still sprout ~
That's why my tummy sticks out
Categories:
flabby, food, old, youth,
Form:
Couplet
Frothy exhaust curdles the Lumpkin
pumpkin
Hard Cider breath exudes from
every male bumpkin
Screamin kids Crab apples into
melted taffy dunkin
Uncle Leroy's flabby ass into
shredded bale sunken
Aunt Polly on the sagging porch
swing drunken
Cousin Marie on sawdust kitchen
floor corn husks shuckin
Baby Liza in corn pone crib goat's
milk from RC botttle suckin
One-eyed Grandpa Moses up at
Bear Cove spelunkin
Categories:
flabby, funny
Form:
Light Verse
I am conscious of my flabby thighs
and know I need to do more exercise
Thankfully my weak bladder's helping me -
I get up three times each night to pee!
I climb up and down two flights of stairs
and now manage these steep steps in pairs
Perhaps at night less tea I need to sup
But it sure is helping my thighs to firm up
Of course its fictional poem you know -
because our house is just a bungalow!
1/23/20
Categories:
flabby, body, humorous,
Form:
Couplet