Short Flabby Poems

flexes his biceps,

       tucks his flabby tummy in,

              vanity in vain....

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Mama is pregnant, how?
Facade of happiness;gloom lurks
Why? Papa's phallus is flabby...

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Guns, Guns, Who Loves Guns
Oops, We Shot Our Own Loved Ones
Guns, Guns, Tons Of Guns
Shoot You In Your Flabby Buns....

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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!...

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The English language slapped me down.
I stabbed it thrice in its flabby gut.
I threw it in a pond to drown.
I asked myself as I made each cut, 
“Is this lexical abuse?”...

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In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
                    5/17/22...

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With an apple a day my cheeks are still flabby
Doesn't delay the inevitable, my bod still gets shabby
Belly covers my hero
Like wearing a pillow
Still, remember the building of Westminster Abbey...

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When wrinkles start appearing 
Getting deeper by the day
With liver spots accruing
And the hair is going grey 
The early morning aches and pains
A stomach growing flabby
The crows feet and the flatulence
No wonder you feel crabby...

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my eyes are embarrassed
my heart is in my stomach
my feet lack progress
my ears hear grief
my emotions are up and down in my chest
my creativity is flabby and flat
my worth is shame
my body is a waste
and only my depression breathes...

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Cat Needs a Workout

Flabby 
Tabby

Chat Cat

Gabby
Tabby

Grumpy Cat’s Relative

Crabby
Tabby

Cat with 9 Violent Lives

Scabby
Tabby

Cat with Raggedy Coat

Shabby
Tabby

Cat of the Convent

Abbey 
Tabby

July 13, 2022...

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Church Architects

Steeple
People

Jailhouse Clothier

Jailor
Tailor

Navy Misfits

Failing
Sailiing

Imposter Chef

Baker
Faker

Fat Taxi Driver

Flabby
Cabbie

April 12, 2021 
for Brian Strand's All Yours (Apr 14) Poetry Contest...

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you us all we do not care
but all we see and what we wear
but beer to drink and flabby chairs
will keep us happy, here and there

i see a country full of life
full of liberty
full of pride
we see each other through different eyes

so cant we all stand side by side?...

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Falling in love with a litter of kittens:
KITTEN
SMITTEN

An overweight cat:
FLABBY
TABBY

Beauty pageant cat:
PRETTY
KITTY

Vocal cat:
CHATTY
CATTY

A song about cats:
KITTY
DITTY

A very small cat:
BITTY
KITTY

6/18/21
For Brian's All Yours (June 19) contest...

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Rapturous youth and tranquil prime, 
Withered with a weird dream!
Her gray hair and lusterless skin,
Fading from her eyes a resplendent shine, 

Her flabby shriveled breast, 
She walks with waddling and antalgic gait.
Alas! It's dusk of her womanhood,
It's menopause! A hush in solitude!!...

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How do I find happiness
When there is no time to look
Too many Obligations
Make for too much work

I go to class
I make some money
When all I want
Is to be with friends

I want to play a game 
Or have a team practice
Because without that
I just get flabby

Why can't I do the things I want
Is fun really so hard to come by?...

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Exotic hairs, whitish 
Frilled black rock,	
Amidst, The frames of 
Colored dress,
Shined in spring,

Scenic sights blend into snow beads,
Smoothed and attuned blurred visions,
Breeze, befriended with her,
Kissed cheeks,

Perceived her as a queen,
In my flabby mind,

Wished to possess it always,
Inner corner of rolled eyes....

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When I was young and pretty
The men would pay me court
But now I'm old and wrinkled
They don't want my sort

When I was young and blonde
My figure was very neat
But now I'm so overweight
I can hardly see my feet

When I was young and gabby
I could dance the night away
But now I'm old and flabby
And lucky to walk each day

Oh, woe is me!!...

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flexes his biceps
       tucks his flabby tummy in
              vanity in vain

              a score to settle
                     through tough machismo's battle
                           male ego's  title

                           but can't hit his foe
                                spits on his face, oh, no
                                      worse than a KO !...

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generation nothing
useless
a horrible person
flabby and fat
ugly
part of the generation that did nothing
sleep
i need to go to work
they'll hate me if i do not
so useless
i need a bath
worthless trash
nothing matters
forget the world
i'm gonna die young
you have to go there are people waiting for you
i know
i'm so useless
let's just sleep for now
sleep
regret later...

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At tender old age
This man doesn't have IT
The  BLADDER fell off the LADDER
While fogetting to take a -HIT

Flabby  fish wants  BAIT
But nothin' a comin'
The BELLY turning JELLY
A reality that I especially HATE

Advancing TIMER
Dreading ALZHEIMERS
The bulge is unsightly
and so is his MANNERS

Coming to TERMS
Before I get WORMS
Stay away from this geezer
Before you get my GERMS!!...

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Best for last

Lizard lips
Blizzard tips
Cow pies
Cannon fodder
Tobacco breath
Primitive Quest
Papilloma’s daughter
Whale droppings
Frantic knocking
Eutectic solder
Anal eyes
Flabby thighs
Don’t bother

Petal pink
Purple ink
Sugar water
Melon slice
Sticky rice
Bubbly juice
Fruit tree
Pretty feet
Bustin loose
Air guitar
Morning star
Spruce goose
Genius type
No hype
Sweet night...

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Do we read newspapers
Or ignore the world?
Do we vote
Or do we complain?
Do we ask questions of elected officials
Or are we complacent?
Do we right a wrong
Or remain silent?
Do we stay
Or do we go?
Do we sing
Or do we dance?
Do we run or 
Do we walk?
Do we study 
Or do we wing it?
Do we listen or
Do we yell?
Are our stomachs firm or flabby?
Are we smart 
Or are we stupid?
Do we even care?...

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I'm flabby but fit
    At a bar I sit
  I play my guitar
    then squeeze into my car

  I'm dumb but I'm smart
    I buy modern art
  then I load up my cart
    to sell at flea mart

  I'm happy but sad
    'cos 2 + 2 I can't add
  Thought I'd reached nadir
    Pop bought me calculator

  I'm old but I'm young
    Come see my tongue
  Taste buds still sprout ~ 
    That's why my tummy sticks out...

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Frothy exhaust curdles the Lumpkin 
pumpkin
Hard Cider breath exudes from 
every male bumpkin
Screamin kids Crab apples into 
melted taffy dunkin
Uncle Leroy's flabby ass into 
shredded bale sunken
Aunt Polly on the sagging porch 
swing drunken
Cousin Marie on sawdust kitchen 
floor corn husks shuckin
Baby Liza in corn pone crib goat's 
milk from RC botttle suckin
One-eyed Grandpa Moses up at 
Bear Cove spelunkin...

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