Fic Poems

I Shot The Sheriff: Parody

...'Here-comes-The-She--riff'/'And-his-second-trusted-Deputy'
'They-chea-ted-and-were-shot-de--ead'/'By-the-new-Ma-yo--or'/ 'Bob-Mar-ley'

'If-their-left-foot-takes-an-in--nch'/'And-their-right-foot-...

Categories: fic, analogy, appreciation, humorous, irony,
Form: Lyric

The Men Who Write Your Christmas Movies, Part I

...I used to be ashamed to say that I
once wrote for a rather large company,
the kind the likes to print up greeting cards,
and for some reason, make Christmas movies.

Now this caused much conster...

Categories: fic, growth, judgement, meaningful, sad,
Form: Epic

Another Shameless Plug

...Maybe you have got to thinking
I probably should read more books,
but there’s just so much crap out there,
is anything really worth a look?
Is there anything worth my time,
something that will n...

Categories: fic, books, humorous, literature, write,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Thick and Horrible You'Re So Dumb

...Fink I'm Fic? 
Yes of course, 
you aint just thick you're reinforced!! 
there's thick that's thick and then there's yours, 
you're so thick you brake records!!

they all say you're one dumb one...

Categories: fic, slam,
Form: Rhyme

It Got Gritty

...There's no armour for karma,
hurt her it harms ya,
playing between two
then karma gets you,
make a mug of a mate as well
all 3 see you fail.

so long mothermuffer farewell

fink i'm fic
yes...

Categories: fic, friendship, rude, slam, urban,
Form: Rhyme

Elites Who Are Not Elite

...We see them sitting in towers
carved from ‘learned’ ivory,
insulated by their tenure
from the world of reality,
poisoning their students minds,
putting bad ideas in their heads,
the kind that i...

Categories: fic, corruption, culture, how i
Form: Rhyme

Boss Vs Employee

...You've been invited to a hot debate:
 A dangerous war between two fighters.
Those who are fighting with extreme hate.
An inspiring topic for sci-fic writers!

One side is the boss, the king of t...

Categories: fic, business, endurance, fun, funny,
Form: Rhyme

World Crisis

...Tear-drops kisses skin scale
lover prayer heard fail
sun rise not today
for i tumble a cry

Clarify missile elegy
poets own pantomime
target inner blood line
Abel's gifts crop lien
what else...

Categories: fic, world,
Form: Free verse

Various Stages of My Litereary Intresests

...Passed through a period 
of reading sports novels 
Passed through a Dreiser, Farrell, Malamud, Baldwin 
period 
I am great at dropping names, aren't I ?
I've read a lot of poetry and have publis...

Categories: fic, feelings, poetry,
Form: Blank verse

Spacking

...* This is a new word for the English dictionary. This word should
be added as a matter of course. I can't find it anywhere in the Dictionary!


Spacking   (spa-ki-ng)

That is when you
Brush your tee...

Categories: fic, education, funny, social,
Form: Light Verse

Tolkienesque

...The master's hand
      created work 
which has inspired 
    many to create 
Fan fic, poetry 
   analysis 
   all stemming from 
the writing     
               of one man 
  I hope the flo...

Categories: fic, fantasy
Form: I do not know?

Pumpkins

...Baby.
You are so simple. September. You can fit in my tiny hands. 
Green and yellow decorate. White streaks. Tiny bugs.
You are a child like myself, but one day you will grow and die.
And I will ...

Categories: fic, childhood, family, food, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse