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Deception Has Deep Roots

Shall we travel back in time, to a deception that has ruled mankind.
The year was 1910, a dark, dark night with seven evil men.
The creature that was created there, has left a country in despair.
As we have witnessed throughout time, the Feds, the wars, the Government and their crimes.
All it took for the machine to run, were the lies and deceptions towards the simple man.
Wars are waged for political gain , or bogus environmental issues that are just insane.
It's time to take a stand and abolish the cartels, that infest and destroy our lands.
Our Constitution has been abused, ignored, twisted and misused.
So people wake up and demand a change
Do away with the Fiat money and the chaos it creates.
Send the "Creatures of Jekyll Island" a message loud and clear.
Go back to your swamp, the Digital Age is here.

Data-Licious

Written By:  D. Collins 5/29/25


I like info short, drama-free, and concise.
The Alpha and Omega just so I get it right.
Anything in between is just padded fluff.
Which is 98% of what's inside of us.


That little 2% are who I'm trying to get at.
Who base their decisions on presented facts.
They're people like me who see the big pic.
And, how the government is coming after it.


Your views, your thoughts, and what you do in bed.
The names of family members in the hands of Feds.
YouTube, Twitter, and whatever you may use.
G-Men are peeping down and watching you.

THE VERDICT

The Feds loomed, a shadow long,
· "Guilty," the verdict, a chilling song.

· Life in prison, the sentence decreed, 
· Attorney's plea, a desperate seed.

· But fate's cruel hand, a twisted game,
· Life behind bars, forever the same.

· Plea bargained hope, a fleeting sigh,
· Replaced by chains, beneath a somber sky.

Threading The Lines For Easter

The Easter Bunny brought me a basket filled with candy
Can I find many pretty colorful eggs
Everyone wants a stuffed bunny and that will be very dandy
Daddy and Mommy I fell and skinned my legs
Let everyone drink but I am way too young for brandy
Better watch out I am too young to drink and will see the feds.

SAD: Standard American Diet

gut/brain axis
labour and taxes

bread bred to roll over
feds fed to rule over

you are what you eat
to tender and bleat

Not a poem

Oooh life yerrr is killing me ooh so softly 
Ooh marshall 
you  seducer  mad user 
your legacy 
And 
Past history 
Ooh yer your crazy crazy 
You find my love and What do you say 
You hurt me 
Why do you 
You hurt me this way 
What do you say 
Not a poem 
It's purgatory 

Oooh life yer is killing me oooh yer so softly
Angels you used to know 
Oooh lost in tbe spirt of a bottle 
Oooh life yer is killjng me 
Oooh so softly
And you blame it all on me 
Not a poem 
It's purgatory 

Your shadow of fear 
Its all in your head 
Deadline Feds 
Dragging me from my bed 
Your chains and walls closing In
Init
In 
Guns and Gangs Street posing 
Deadline Feds in my head 
You get it 
Init
I'm not the only one 
Caught on a bonnet 
Brand
Merch 
Your on it 

Brummm brummmm 

 Oooh life yer is killjng me 
Oooh so softly
And you blame it all on me

Your Guns and Gangs 
They frighten me
 incitement 
Locked in a cell 
The one who took you away 
the one who dragged me to hell
Oooh life yerrr is killing me ooh so softly
Not a poem 
It's purgatory.

Lupus Lullaby

Don’t be weak brown eyes don’t cry
Have to be sterling silver strong deny
Purple pain when it’s lupus vanity
Nothing to gain but mood swings insanity 

Why don’t they get it I am tired
Of pain from the bullet of gun misfired
For my body turns in on itself
Could I use pain as a melody for health

Buck lupus you wild white wolf
I sing a song of denial to be hooked
On meds that led to more side effects 
Feds won’t let us be cured I guess

I see hope in the future 
Not so much in meds but in nurture 
Maybe a cocktail of lavender love
And a cure so pure from heaven above

Power puff purrrr

Power puff purr, rot in that iron bar,
Delusional deviant superstar, 
You unforgivable creep,
Trafficking lives like a freak,
Hope the feds make you live in cracked glass jar.

less than human

While meds clear it as quick as can be
We fear having ADHD
Since feds put a lock
On our adderall stock
We're macaque or like chimpanzee

Don't Start the Revolution Without Me

Start your revolution secretly,
don't tell the priest,
he's a blabber-mouthed gutter-skite.

Don't tell the cat,
for at might he whispers to Alexa,
and she listens always
to the political tenor of your snoring.

Your body must be mechanically sound,
and on speaking terms
with every loose nut in society.

Trust the crazies, they have eyes everywhere.
The banks need you to deposit blood,
as your plasma will be useful
to power your electric doppelganger -
then they can go after your soul

Revolutions need money, mainly for dope and drinks.
No great movement can long survive,
on stale guacamole pilfered from city dumpsters.

Hail to the Chefs at Wendys
who surreptitiously offer cold fries,
to the snooping Feds.

Long live the freedom to carp and cavil,
never surrender your constitutional right
to watch, the 'My Pillow' Man,
revolutionaries need soft pillows,
to dream upon.

One Minute To Midnight

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wingless love

wither
away not
to thee gifts reason

of art
wingless dove bestilled
on halfpace empyreal thy breast behooves
thee further

o'er yond clingiest fairgrounds
moor dawning flora
promising showboat sanctifying lightness
up from their beds and
to their feds and down
to their peds

all the same maternally presence clement
intimate cavernous fire claimants contest

a fleeting gesture
of unattainable love

Ludwig Knew, Clerihew

Free market economist, Ludwig Von Mises
Ably pinpointed economic diseases.
Yet, when we’re told the feds fixed the great depression,
Ludwig knew it was caused by fed intervention.

Speech Gets Silenced

Speech Gets Silenced

                           8/23/2023
.



    If you follow all laws and pay all your taxes.
    Prepare for FEDS to come after you.!
    If you dare worry about your rightful safety in Texas
    You may be considered to be planning a coup?

 
   If you have a good job, saved for your future. then ….you are evil
   If you believe in  the American Constitution
   You are under suspicion for planning civil upheave?
   For all these things, the President sees you as evil, to be locked   
   away in an institution 

   

    But if you are an addict,, kill people, steal or remain for                   
    years and jobless and in the dole?
    However, if you follow laws and have done
    good for this nation…are less than moles.


     Even if you are dork or an alcoholic, your
     background is pristine and spotless.
     Grouchy, loser DA’s want only the good. 
     in striped suits in prison institutions!

Donald 2023

 
  Donald Trump could be
 doing Jailhouse Rock.
   DOJ has his head on
 A chopping block.

   Trumped up on 
charges that 
Include espionage.
   Donald trying to do
The duck and dodge.

   The ex-President
 has dug himself in
a deep hole.
   Things are starting
To spin Out of control.

   A Grand Jury of peers
Signed the indictment.
   Donald Trump could 
Be wearing stripes
 in confinement.

   Mr. Jack White a
 vicious opponent.
   Trump is in denial, 
He'll never own it.

   The Feds have a 95%
Conviction rate.
   This is Karma serving
Up fate.

   Trump is tweeting
Somewhere in Mar a largo.
   The Wheels of Justice 
turn slow.

I wonder if they will
Try him as an adult?
He is claiming none 
Of this is his fault

   Mr. Trump is starting to 
Look a little jittery.
   One thing is for sure this
Will make history.

     Turbo1904?

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