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Farts Poems - Poems about Farts

Farts Poems - Examples of all types of poems about farts to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for farts.
Premium Member It's Just a Game
...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, humor,
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Division Of Neighbor
... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, analogy, betrayal, body,
Form: Rhyme
Green Hell
... As I fall into the buzzing altar of heavy metal shifting sand, maw, swirling sheets, illness drools plus plus halcyon? drawn too many wrinkles obfuscating drooling stic......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, art,
Form: Rhyme
new writer
...the writer Now let us try this again to write a document With one letter marching nicely in front of the other Like adding instead of using numbers to give the written words prettiness, even if......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, absence, angst,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Heartburn
...How it feels when love took a wrong turn Like spice was turned up high and burned Like you were promised a piece of pie But instead got a plate full of worms Feelings that fill your head with he......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, betrayal, blessing, break up,
Form: Rhyme

... I can't believe you don't believe we just rolled passed your fenced in home But we left something behind People looking and thinking if we're their kind I feel like a clown Then you pretend ......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, green, mental health, senses,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sex On Hold
...On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts Some said- "I love you" Some said- "I'd love to..." But with all that candy, she wound up with the fart......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Just For Giggles
...For those who don't read blogs or know of Jan's successful first book, I've written a limerick for her and included it in my comment on her blog. She's included her interview in a podcast. I was aske......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, friendship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Termite and the Cow
...I watched the peaceful cattle stroll around the pleasant field. We gain from them both food and milk, such benefits they yield. However, when they eat the grass, they digest all that stuff. ......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, environment, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Auld Lanxiety
...An Auld Lang Syne Happy New Year! Let me tell you ‘bout my body parts While in sobriety They’re as old as an old farts Oh, auld lanxiety (chorus) For auld lanxiety my dear For auld lanxiet......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, body, fun, parody,
Form: Lyric
...Trapped in a cave A blizzard howling outside ……the bear farts ......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, nature, winter,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Twelve Days of Christmas With Ziggy - Not For Contest
...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, animal, christmas, humor,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Farting
...Walking farts don't count it's the silent deadly ones that leave people in disbelief......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, funny,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Lord Horatio Nelson
...Did Nelson give one scintilla about France’s silly flotilla? No! Nor was he bashful at court, though of the quite gaseous sort, as his farts smelled of vanilla.......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, history, humorous,
Form: Quintilla
The Guard
...The guards They are coming, who are coming I feel the dust, a dry power from the dry land far, and hear they must have marched long Are they churning the land with restless feet I don't know, I......Read the rest...
Categories: farts, anger, anti bullying, blessing,
Form: Dramatic Verse

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