Farts Poems - Poems about Farts

...Can't believe I'm penning this mess, but I must address the gifted poetess, Jan Allison has a degree from the distinguished Poot-Toot University, she has a PhD in Fartology. An expert she is, a......Read the rest...

...Mary; After entering the room, the sounds that continue to cry on the phone are heard from three doors in Joseph's room. Joseph; He knew it was downstairs and after a few days, he agreed to prevent t......Read the rest...

...Farts are like words they burst out like flames setting the tone for disaster......Read the rest...

...In the echoing halls of third grade, he sits, a nine-year-old lad, master of the silent symphony, the classroom's perpetual farter. His seat, a throne of hidden thunder, each release a steal......Read the rest...

...In the quiet slipstream of night, where thoughts unfurl like tendrils of smoke, some dismiss dreams as mere echoes— brain farts, they jest, leftover gas from our wakeful hours. But dre......Read the rest...

... what birds might think about planes They obviously shave everywhere Ehh you can see into it’s stomach His farts stick the smell is everywhere I talk to him not a peep from him I......Read the rest...

...Here I sit, the screen is blank Nothing is coming to mind I search and search my tiny brain For a theme of any kind Nothing doing, my brain is numb It's happened to me before When it ......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

... As I fall into the buzzing altar of heavy metal shifting sand, maw, swirling sheets, illness drools plus plus halcyon? drawn too many wrinkles obfuscating drooling stic......Read the rest...

...the writer Now let us try this again to write a document With one letter marching nicely in front of the other Like adding instead of using numbers to give the written words prettiness, even if......Read the rest...

...How it feels when love took a wrong turn Like spice was turned up high and burned Like you were promised a piece of pie But instead got a plate full of worms Feelings that fill your head with he......Read the rest...

... I can't believe you don't believe we just rolled passed your fenced in home But we left something behind People looking and thinking if we're their kind I feel like a clown Then you pretend ......Read the rest...

...On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts Some said- "I love you" Some said- "I'd love to..." But with all that candy, she wound up with the fart......Read the rest...

...For those who don't read blogs or know of Jan's successful first book, I've written a limerick for her and included it in my comment on her blog. She's included her interview in a podcast. I was aske......Read the rest...