Farts Poems - Poems about Farts

...Here I sit, the screen is blank Nothing is coming to mind I search and search my tiny brain For a theme of any kind Nothing doing, my brain is numb It's happened to me before When it ......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

... ‘Hey stomach,’ says anus, ‘Would you cut the crap.’ “It’s not me,’ stomach says; ‘I won’t take the wrap. It’s what they’re eating, So blame teeth and mouth. I’m innocent,’ says stomach, ‘F......Read the rest...

... As I fall into the buzzing altar of heavy metal shifting sand, maw, swirling sheets, illness drools plus plus halcyon? drawn too many wrinkles obfuscating drooling stic......Read the rest...

...the writer Now let us try this again to write a document With one letter marching nicely in front of the other Like adding instead of using numbers to give the written words prettiness, even if......Read the rest...

...How it feels when love took a wrong turn Like spice was turned up high and burned Like you were promised a piece of pie But instead got a plate full of worms Feelings that fill your head with he......Read the rest...

... I can't believe you don't believe we just rolled passed your fenced in home But we left something behind People looking and thinking if we're their kind I feel like a clown Then you pretend ......Read the rest...

...On V-day I had gave my wife chocolate hearts And a few boxes of some "noted" candy tarts Some said- "I love you" Some said- "I'd love to..." But with all that candy, she wound up with the fart......Read the rest...

...For those who don't read blogs or know of Jan's successful first book, I've written a limerick for her and included it in my comment on her blog. She's included her interview in a podcast. I was aske......Read the rest...

...I watched the peaceful cattle stroll around the pleasant field. We gain from them both food and milk, such benefits they yield. However, when they eat the grass, they digest all that stuff. ......Read the rest...

...An Auld Lang Syne Happy New Year! Let me tell you ‘bout my body parts While in sobriety They’re as old as an old farts Oh, auld lanxiety (chorus) For auld lanxiety my dear For auld lanxiet......Read the rest...

...Trapped in a cave A blizzard howling outside ……the bear farts ......Read the rest...

...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......Read the rest...

...Walking farts don't count it's the silent deadly ones that leave people in disbelief......Read the rest...

...Did Nelson give one scintilla about France’s silly flotilla? No! Nor was he bashful at court, though of the quite gaseous sort, as his farts smelled of vanilla.......Read the rest...