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Farts Poems - Poems about Farts

Premium Member Lumpy Farts
Happy to be alive how about you I'm long past my youth by double-d-do Hope you're well You still don't smell People at the opera fart lumps do you? ...

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Categories: farts, joy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Brain Farts
Paint me with your purple passion Give me a red reasons to ration My soul food hot and old fashioned Melting like butter won’t be lasting In my heart love isn’t lacking Let lips spark body thrashing True love is art no one acting Sending to stars like ship casting Despite dark emotions blasting Somber days replaced so happy Peach pray to be...

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Categories: farts, appreciation, love, poetry,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Farts
A final say, From my Momma today. Lest we forget, What not to do yet. Letting lose a fart, That cleans out a room. Not to be done by anyone! If it comes upon you, ...

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Categories: farts, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Funny farts
Farts are like words they burst out like flames setting the tone for disaster...

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Categories: farts, fun,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Classroom Gas-tronomy
In the echoing halls of third grade, he sits, a nine-year-old lad, master of the silent symphony, the classroom's perpetual farter. His seat, a throne of hidden thunder, each release a stealthy gust, an unseen hand that wafts through the air, invisible yet undeniable. The girl down the aisle, her eyes wide with wonder, a scientist in the making, studies his every move, curiosity alive in her gaze, as if decoding...

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Categories: farts, 3rd grade, school,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Brain Farts
Here I sit, the screen is blank Nothing is coming to mind I search and search my tiny brain For a theme of any kind Nothing doing, my brain is numb It's happened to me before When it happens panic takes over I pace up and down the floor Wait a minute something's coming A brain fart is on it's way I know the feeling...

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Categories: farts, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Farts
Farts ringing like bells of July They're as noisy as the crows that fly They like to see dirt on other's faces Like they are as perfect as kings and aces But none among them really took the guts To risk their limbs and their butts...

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Categories: farts, allegory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Poopy Pinky Swear Poop Contest
Diverticula pits up her colon ...

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Categories: farts, cute, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
Flat
A scientist once said it's flat and I again agreed He said the Earth is very flat and lay upon his tweed A flatter man he was not A testimony pleased As all his back was laying flat and logic cleared the weeds So we could go into a future where people proved him wrong Until the day the next man said The Universe is long Now...

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Categories: farts, analogy, science,
Form: Quatrain
Farts
Feelings are like farts, let them go and you'll feel better. Funny and or gross topic but whatever. Tell me that I am lying and that you don't feel lighter. And if not, then maybe I made you laugh & made your day a little brighter....

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Categories: farts, america, england, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Secrets
I had a good friend who was a Kim She was really such a bright gem She taught me that fun Meant secret farts, no pun Smelly, though we were young and quite trim May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Chantelle Anne Cooke September 29, 2021 ...

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Categories: farts, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Farts and Silent Stinkers
It is always at Christmas that I feel the spirits of my family the most and as I unwrap the Christmas tree decorations that I inherited from my mother and...

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Categories: farts, funny, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fish Farts
Did you know lemon sharks love lemon tarts Swim a million miles for a mouthful for starts Then “dive” in and munch On this yummy quick lunch Tarts are their favs, but expel big fish farts...

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Categories: farts, fish,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Laughs and Farts
LAUGHS AND FARTS I laugh at Jan's bawdy poems with farts - and her use of body parts 01/10/2021 Contest: Tease A friend Sponsor:Bobby May...

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Categories: farts, body,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Farts Are Funny
Farts are funny, they make us smile Don't smell like roses, but some have style Some squeak and hiss Some smack like a kiss Though kisses are sweeter and much more worthwhile...

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Categories: farts, fun,
Form: Limerick

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