Candy Crush and Angry Birds
To some of us these are just words
But if you play they’ll stress you out
Run out of moves and you will shout
Bejewelled Blitz and Happy Aquarium
Jewels and fish stop you feeling glum
Pet Rescue Saga and Towers
They’ll keep you amused for hours
Rescuing animals and matching cards
In Farmville, run your own farmyard
Farkle and Top Eleven
Card skills and football heaven
With a Facebook game, winning is your aim
Barbara the Farmer
By Franklin Price
4/10/2017
Barbara the Farmer works hard every day
You may think that Farmville is a funny place to play
Started farming, on line, about ten years ago
Now a mega farmer with too many farms to know
There's so much accounting for all that happens there
Without spread sheets and ledgers would no longer even dare
With hard work and planning she's a multi-millionaire
I'm so proud of what she's done with diligence and care
You should know that Barbara is the true love of my life
I am so ecstatic she's my loving caring wife
She's the only one that's working by farming all she can
I write some poetry for free, cause I'm a cared for man
A
friend
sent me a
wedding invite
via a Facebook app,
I sent a gift via Farmville
Facebook Wonder Land
By Franklin Price
12/27/2014
(to the tune of Winter Wonder land)
Hello people can you see me
If you like you can befriend me
With a move of my mouse
I can be at your house
Cyberin' in a Facebook Wonder Land
Let me know how you're doin'
Whether you're healthy or you're fluin'
I can't get what you got
'Cause seeing you I'm not
Cyberin' in a Facebook Wonder Land
In Farmville we can help out
In Bubble witch we might see
Each of us bursting all the bubbles
I would think it best if it was me
Well I can't stay forever
It's quite an endeavor
Just to figure this out
But it sure beats the gout
Cyberin' in a Facebook Wonder Land
There’s a story of a dying grandma,
She is very rich and had a big villa,
But she is too old to handle her wealth,
Because her hours are numbered on earth.
She decided to call her favorite niece,
To give her villa and all her richess,
The niece was surprised and so very happy,
She thoughts of money and unending party.
Grandma said “Please took care everything my dear”
Aside from my villa, I gave you 5 million, Is that clear?
Open my computer and looked for my Facebook password,
Also feed my animals on Farmville that’s her very last word.
For Andrea’s "SHOW ME THE FUNNY (Part 2)" Contest
July 20, 2013
Note:
Everyone knows farmville was very popular 3 years ago I think...I am addicted to that and even woke up around 3 am just to harvest my crops hahahahah..I bought a villa, shops and houses..I expand, decorated my farm and pretended I'm a millionaire...LOL that's why I wrote this poem...(^_______^) its a joke and hope I make you chuckle/smile/laugh..
Facebook To Be Inaccessible on Three Dates
By Elton Camp
This ghastly news with your friends do share
For about this outrage, I am certain you care
Because Facebook is where my friends reside
To be deprived of their association, I can’t abide
On those dates, my status I cannot update
This is a prospect that I thoroughly hate
And it will be about certain to drive me wild
That I can’t post another picture of my child
The wonderful things my precious dog does do
To share on those awful dates I must eschew
Plus, I really expect that it is gonna make me ill
When I can’t invite any others to play Farmville
Inane quotes it’ll be impossible for me to share
For on those terrible dates, Facebook isn’t there
Due to its drastic impact on the entire nation
There should be a congressional investigation
Dates Facebook is unavailable are listed below
As this is information everyone should know
On these dates, there’s no Facebook, so no fun
February twenty-nine, thirty and thirty-one
Sallee had a pet on the farm,
It was a snow-white ewe;
That’s what they call girl sheep, you know;
But, of course, you already knew.
Sallee gave her pet a name;
Olive seemed to fit her just right.
Sally and that pet of hers
Really were so tight.
Olive followed Sallee
As she did her chores throughout the day;
Then would wander off to grazing
In the fields not far away.
When night would fall on Farmville
All the boys would listen real close
To hear the voice of this pretty girl
Shouting the words they liked the most.
“Olive Ewe – come home to me.”
“Where are you – Olive Ewe?”
“Olive Ewe – I’m waiting here.”
“Come to bed with me – Olive Ewe.”
Many so love Facebook, both day and night
All are raging with farmville delight
Each one of it's addicted clan
Play in their own time span.
Scads of requests sent
Of the poor starving animals bent
Grace has a castle, out she's thrown
If only in time Wilber would'a known.
Bradley's having a barn raising
Raymond's sharing left over bricks
Annie's got a lovely garden
Alisha's cow does tricks.
The fun of the games
Life on the Internet just ain't same
Since facebook has made
The new farmville upgrade.
So if your want'n friends
It's best to give a gift, not to lend
Of the many things to share
Toss out a nail or two to one who cares.
Linda Terrell
March 26 2010
i was on facebook the other day
just to see what was new
i decided to check under your name
and found out i made a mistake.
i decided to read your posts
and now i am sorry i did
i found out what you spend your time doing
later that night i cried.
you spend all you time with her
never thinking about me
everything you do she does too
she follows you around like a puppy
as i did to once upon a time ago
but now i have learned
you care more about your stupide mafia wars
and your drinking wars
and farmville
to care about me
now i understand
the reason you dont like me is becuase
i dont play a victory sone and give you a
virtual trophy
whenever you decide to do something right for a change
instead i love you
i care for you
i write you cards
i draw you pictures.
but now i understand that all those sentimental things
dont matter in your wotld.
no, getting drunk out of your mind
and killing vitrual people does it for you instead
its nice to know you still care
its nce to know that i still have a father in you
but now i know that i could never replace facebook.
or your trusty computer.
i love you too dad, i really do.
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