Doodle Poems

My Golden Doodle

He surveys his kingdom each day,
from Iron Gate to Wooden Wall.
Each leaf that falls and blade that sways,
his loyal subjects one and all.

The cattle grazing in the field,
the kittens nestled in the shed.
He knows each puddle and haystack,
where he can drink or make a bed.

With Snowball, the grand Pyrenees,
Seargeant, his faithful Shephard knight.
His trusty human

Polly-wally-doodle-doo

There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.

A whack a doodle day

When things aren't going quite your way,
just hang in there and don't dismay..
It just might be a whack a doodle day..
Every body has them.
It may be your time.
Don't let it disturb your peace of mind..
Whack a doodle days may come 
but they go.
It's all in a person's perspective bro..
Will you paddle thru it or need

Noodle doodle-dodo

I like to doodle noodles
with my wibbly nibbly pen;
girly, curly whirly, and,
arty farty, too!

Yankee Doodle

    In 1755 a British army medical surgeon Richard Shuckburgh, while campaigning in
    Rensselaer New York, penned the nursery rhyme Yankee Doodle. This was used to mock
    the Colonists by the British soldiers, with whom they served in the seven years French and 
  

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Day After Day

Life’s not all fun and games, no sir -
even war games under the waxing sun.

Cock-a-doodle-doo day after day
as the ground gives way to waves.

And we wave goodbye, have another cry,
blame the other guy, don’t even try

to figure out the way to God’s heart.
After all, your god, is a god of war.

Whatever side you’re on, you

Mittss and Doodle

Baby you mean the world
to me
not doubt about it
I want the world to see
We talking love
comittments
and obligation
love me honestly
love me honestly
noble thoughts
thrilling reflections
positioning me
into a lovers usefulness
to disagree
would leave me rejected
keep you close
what we have together
we start to protect it
exicted in my own mind
to speak 
I love you
a husbandry natural
wrecked of loneliness
I never wanna be

Yankee Doodle In King Joe B's Court

Feathered hat, fife and drum
    Doodle's entrance a smash
  Though in the air, all around him
    float sweet marijuana and hash

  'Young lady,' begins Doodle - O, the naivete!
    'I'm a he not a she,' the young thing announces
  'Are you non-binary, (you)

Grant This Civil Yankee To Doodle Till Lee Gets Blue In the Face

Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face 

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what would have been ninety sixth birth 
of the late Boyce Brandon Harris,
whereby yours truly the biological byproduct
when secular parents of mine 
simply following the dictum
constituting be fruitful and multiply.

(Alternately

Santa's Doodle

Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
                           

A Yankee Doodle Senior

I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior
Trousers pulled up nipple high
Food stains on my shirt and in my hair
Happy but I don't know why

Got to see my family doctor
Really painful when I pee
All you people hear me farting
Better hide the children
Cause I am about to let one fly



(To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Apologies to George M.

Jan's Cock Has a Cocka Doodle Ring

The cock wakes her up in the morning 
she loves his cocka doodle ring  
its longer then hubbies thing 
thicker then a piece of string 
Perhaps a vibrator that sings ?

Yankee Doodle Dandy

Yankee Doodle Dandy

It’s where I’ve fallen and where I lay.
Ashes to ashes, cradle to grave,
Where drums roll and the fife is played.

Where the bell tolls, it tolls for me.
Dust to dust, pray tell, “It’s Liberty!—
It’s Yankee Doodle Dandy.”

It’s where I lie and where I’ll be
When they come to bury me.
Cover me, and let me rest

Yankee Doodle Detonated

Brave young men, missions of laughter

          Returnees ~ wounded ever after

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

Cock-a-doodle-do
The day is quite new
A worship day, I presume
Many still wallow in sin's perfume
I wonder how they do it
Even in His presence, they don't quit
Hypocritical hands raised in worship
Giving lip-service, oh! so cheap!

Cock-a-doodle-do
I don't mean to insult you
What I see is what I say
Our neighbours don't worship, they go to slay
My oga's wife wanted me

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