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Dear Death - Mar 5
...A dumb deer died in that damn ditch today. Daring, no doubt, but didn’t dodge the diesel Doom dashing down the dune. The dimwit did Duck, but the damage done was a deadly deal. ......
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X F Lacasse
Categories:
dimwit,
death, humor, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
Tight Bra Bringing and Started Springing Horn Haiku Sort Of
...Trump has been breaking laws create and cause crime with his claws prefers premiers and skinny shahs rile up people with his paws likes pulling at loose straws at his hamburger always knaws ......
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James Horn
Categories:
dimwit,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
I do not know?
Malevolent Maverick Mailer-Daemon
...Malevolent maverick mailer-daemon... wrought maximum monetary mayhem within mein kampf Incomprehensible inhumane inquisitorial imp incarnate injudiciously, ineffably, indescribably inflicted ......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
dimwit,
abuse, america, analogy, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
King of Her Realm
...Lori Steindorf Copyright April 28, 2021 You disappear for months on end. You only want to see me when it's convenient for you. You say you're busy at work or with your daughter when I try to rea......
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Lori Steindorf
Categories:
dimwit,
absence, betrayal,
Form:
Free verse
Missionary Money
...educated by the ancient twin mystics right eye and left eye to nurture nature a desire for beauty and sweet self astonishment can't perceive without perceiving music of the spheres for dummies ......
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Walter Alter
Categories:
dimwit,
how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
An Angry Poet
...White is the color of the pristine page Awaiting words from an angry poet, Soon defiled by inexplicable rage Surely intentional s/he did show it, Living forever words of this dimwit ......
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L Milton Hankins
Categories:
dimwit,
anger, poetry, words,
Form:
Dizain
Once Upon Perdition
...The apostate looked out his window, and started to believe As genuflecting pylons, sent ramifications through the trees Chaos looked at reason, was it about to make a plea I see Satan’s raisi......
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David Kavanagh
Categories:
dimwit,
allegory, humanity, surreal,
Form:
Rhyme
My Friend Was Right
...For years, I voted just one way in the national elections. One friend I knew had this to say: "Both parties have imperfections. It won't matter even one whit to vote one way or another. Each ca......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
dimwit,
political,
Form:
Rhyme
Final Reckoning
...3/23/21 On a decline or on the rise Food left out, quickly will oxidize Experienced a lot of negative, but am putting out positive vibes When needed, turning into Optimus Prime Even during O......
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Dalton Ogletree
Categories:
dimwit,
dark, deep, life, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
O'Tooles Apprentice
...There was a plumber called Billy O'Toole Hired a dimwit who turned out quite a fool Soil pipe he didn't secure There was a stench of manure And all the downstairs became a cesspool. The ow......
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Tom Cunningham
Categories:
dimwit,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
The Trumpist Vote
...THE TRUMPIST VOTE: A satirical Persian poem and its English translation, by the poet himself. POST / SHARE / FORWARD / PUBLISH (with attribution--please) NOTE: In addition to this translated po......
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Moji Agha
Categories:
dimwit,
america, confusion, history, political,
Form:
Political Verse
Originals
...I don’t know that anything about me is original – I mean, all of my atoms, I’ve been told, once belonged to some dimwit creature (hmm...) roaming the earth long before air-conditioners and Mai T......
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Joe Dimino
Categories:
dimwit,
christian, growth, inspirational, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
B C D Poems
...beautiful baby bounced by beaming big brother brimming blissfulness cute companion cat cleverly calculating comfortableness dirty dimwit dog digging deliriously destroying daisies ......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
dimwit,
animal, baby,
Form:
Alliteration
Going To Church
...I have decided go to church. A deeply prophetic interior voice has declared: 'enough is enough.' Since Christians are derided, abused and killed around the world without even a headline, s......
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Eric Ashford
Categories:
dimwit,
poetry,
Form:
Free verse
The Riddler
...What is it you have to answer But before you ask someone You have to know the answer People call me ed, Edward, nygma or prince of puzzle Conclusively it doesn’t matter Cause I can make yo......
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Arya Gupta
Categories:
dimwit,
anger, dark,
Form:
Narrative
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