Best Dimwit Poems

Timothy Dimwit


Timothy Dimwit would not go to school
And all of his mates considered that cool
But Timothy Dimwit was never in school
And as a result he knew nothing at all

Timothy Dimwit couldn't spell bat
He couldn't spell dog and he couldn't spell cat
He couldn't spell cod and...

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Limit of a Dimwit

Always have wondered  about what limit,
That we could place on brain of a dimwit,
For them to perform,
Either rain  or storm;
Could not find hat that would properly fit.

Jim Horn...

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