Short Dimwit Poems

Why was he wearing
a large pumpkin on his head?
Dimwit or silly?...

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A dumb deer died in that damn ditch today. 
Daring, no doubt, but didn’t dodge the diesel
Doom dashing down the dune. The dimwit did
Duck, but the damage done was a deadly deal. 
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Heart Has Been Bleeding

Trump gets in way and is always impeding;
He constantly did want us to be conceding;
We must admit;
A dumb dimwit;
Caused all of our hearts to start bleeding.

Jim Horn...

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Limit of a Dimwit

Always have wondered  about what limit,
That we could place on brain of a dimwit,
For them to perform,
Either rain  or storm;
Could not find hat that would properly fit.

Jim Horn...

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Although I did my bit,I feel more like a misfit;
They said that I was clever,I've lived life like a dimwit.
                                                              --- Princefreakasso
                                                                  (Artist and Poet)...

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beautiful baby
bounced by beaming big brother
brimming blissfulness


cute companion cat
cleverly calculating
comfortableness


dirty dimwit dog
digging deliriously
destroying daisies


July 25, 2020 
for Jenish Somadas'  Let The Pens Flow - Alliteration Poetry Contest
syllables checked by Howmanysyllables.com...

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"How am I supposed to feel
About the things going on?
How am I supposed to feel
About you telling me who to love?
How am I supposed to feel
About the life of mine you control?
How am I supposed to feel
About the lie I live?"

"Well I think you should feel like..."

"SHUT UP! You dimwit those were all rhetorical question's!"...

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Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana  
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003

I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead. 
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dimwit damping desires
punctured passion pulsing
puking, sopped plenary
impregnated zeal gnashing
odd offshoot scolding

cremated cusses cobbling
hewn nosy tracery
strapped self scrunching

jumpy jazz jolting
mystic mist moaning
lusty limbs lurching

felon feigning ally;
perforated pulpy pedigree.
19:11:30:5:00

Note: To all corrupt Police Officers!...

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Shattered and Battered

New York streets once had clattered;
Now many lives have been shattered;
So mush pain;
Down does rain;
Brains and bodies have been battered.

Jim Horn

Ronald and Donald

First came along Regan first name Ronald;
Followed by dumb, dimwit named Donald;
Cause always lost,
No matter what cost,
Which is why we all have always bawled.

Over 10 again....

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White is the color of the pristine page
Awaiting words from an angry poet,
Soon defiled by inexplicable rage
Surely intentional s/he did show it,
Living forever words of this dimwit
Making of the page a blackened abyss
Devoid of kindness, enviable bliss,
Expressing instead the venomous ply
Delivered like traitorous Judas's kiss
On internet page that will never die.

written January 14, 2022...

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Sleet on the turnpike
in the middle of the night 
but I keep driving,
both hands on the wheel,
nowhere to pull off,
and a yellow bus
comes over the line
and kisses my truck.
That's all I remember.
Now I'm in bed,
wired to things,
unable to move,
listening to a doctor 
telling my wife,
"It's been two weeks,
no improvement."
He asks her nicely
if we should let him go,
the dimwit bastard.
If I could, I'd scream 
but I can't even
wiggle my toes.


Donal Mahoney...

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