Dentures Poems - Poems about Dentures

...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......Read the rest...

...Pity all of those rest home fellows Over time all their hunger mellows Without their dentures in All their meals will begin Sipping their soup and slurping Jellos......Read the rest...

... "Sliders" 500 clicks down, was code phrase for battle ships gone all depth charge. The deeper you go down that black-holed sink, the more you understand in your oxygen deprived brain,......Read the rest...

...I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023... getting fitted for a new pair of dentures at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania; The tab picked up courtesy Aetna Medicare Advantra ......Read the rest...

...April 9th, 2024 would be ninety fifth birthday poem for dearly departed papa The following words crafted soon after the soul of me daddy set adrift into the empyrean realm joining the rank and fil......Read the rest...

...Blech - impossible mission to savor mug of ginger tea... When the entire mug awash with floating leavings by golly by gosh, sipping said herbal brew analogous challenge to eat spaghetti squas......Read the rest...

... Have you ever seen a horsey grin They've got humongous amounts of teeth Their dentist bill must be atrocious It's almost beyond belief Whenever they get a toothache They feel it ri......Read the rest...

...Some days I just wanted to tread muted waves not knowing whether what grazed my leg was a porgy, or a Leviathan reaching out to me from the gradient depths. The paranoia kept me afloat, the fe......Read the rest...

...Here come old grandpa He come movin' up slowly He got, big-a-belly He got, roley-poley He got, hair...on his ears He got to be a grandpa he lived so many years He drink- no more, moon......Read the rest...

...Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat Even as old (dish) married (spooning) curmudgeon, who receives social security disability linkedin with social anxiety) chose the fork less ......Read the rest...

...Lee the optimistic optimist invented things too He could ride a bike with less wheels than two Dogs and birds tried to go along on his adventures He invented red white and blue casual dentures. ......Read the rest...

...GROWING UP At the beginning, I was a baby No mind to speak of, just need Growing quickly into a toddler Ancestral genes the modeller Too young to follow a creed Destined for greatness - maybe......Read the rest...

...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep Forlorn; bereft of golden (slippered) opportunities I weep; Three score and four years replete with mailer daemons, hence mindset adrip with self denou......Read the rest...

...Rum had heard the rumour, “There’s a great new movie out.” He asked around to find out what the plot might be about It’s a tale of dogs so naughty, folk won’t go outdoors Twas Ronnie Rat that told......Read the rest...

...Well sing hallelujah and hang out the flags My dentures are broken and my body doth sag Still a happy old pig Can still do the jig But lately having trouble some parts to wag......Read the rest...