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Dentures Poems - Poems about Dentures


Premium Member Dogeing Yogurt
With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright To pursue each and every culinary delight Now with swagger I sway But DOGE takes them away Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight...

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Categories: dentures, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My poppa's prank
I'd sit on his lap, content as can be, until he'd slide those dentures out and giggle with glee.. My two year old self would reach out to grab, he'd suck them back in before I could nab.. With time as I began to age his talented teeth ceased to amaze. No longer two and as wide-eyed, I'd yell "stupid Poppa" and from his lap...

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Categories: dentures, age, children, family,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Keen Observation
My neighbour’s little son is so smart In an assignment on Grandparents, he wrote “They never seem to hurry, Any time, can tell a story Before sleep, they take their teeth and gums out”...

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Categories: dentures, children, grandfather, grandparents,
Form: Limerick
You Should Probably Get Dentures
Joann was a girl from the Heights, who loved starting all kinds of fights- kicked Pam’s butt for fun, thinking she had won, Pam liked it then found out Jo bites! So Pam clamored her eyes in fear, for her true fierceness didn’t appear- Jo leaned in to munch, then Pam threw a punch, teeth stuck on her hand were severe! In shock they both...

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Categories: dentures, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Don'T They Make Dentures In Tennessee
There was a man from Tennessee, who claimed had more money than me- I thought he had lied, opened his mouth wide, spent more on dental bills than he! Female- Garnet Size 10 December 29, 2018...

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Categories: dentures, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Do Frogs Wear Froggy Dentures
Remember back when you were a kid Every day was a wonderful adventure Exciting things to explore and investigate Do frogs have pearly white dentures Or why do elephants weigh so much Weight Watchers might do them some good What about a nasty old lion's bad temper Did they not have a loving childhood So many questions, I'm full of questions Like why are...

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Categories: dentures, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Dentures
gramps gummy-bear-gums do his teeth whiten in sun? each pearl warms his smile 1/16/2018...

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Categories: dentures, grandfather,
Form: Questionku
Premium Member At Times I Almost Swallow My Dentures
I know a very special young girlie Who's caught me by the short curlys Known her for years Much joy and some tears I'll never stop loving her surely Promised that I'd love her forever From the first day knew that I'd never Betray her not a chance It's a lifetime dance This love's a forever endeavour Devoted to this loving relationship Not a chance I'd...

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Categories: dentures, love,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Do Frogs Wear Froggie Dentures
Remember back when you were a kid Every day was a wonderful adventure Exciting things to explore and investigate Do frogs have pearly white dentures Or why do elephants weigh so much Weight Watchers might do them some good What about a nasty old lion's bad temper Did they not have a loving childhood So many questions, I'm full of questions Like why are...

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Categories: dentures, humorous,
Form: Narrative

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