Beautiful Scars Poet Limerick

You Should Probably Get Dentures

Joann was a girl from the Heights,
who loved starting all kinds of fights-
kicked Pam’s butt for fun,
thinking she had won,
Pam liked it then found out Jo bites!

So Pam clamored her eyes in fear,
for her true fierceness didn’t appear-
Jo leaned in to munch,
then Pam threw a punch,
teeth stuck on her hand were severe!

In shock they both were from the stress,
Jo decided to bite much less-
agreed with a smile, 
put teeth in a pile,
then both needed an ice compress!


syllable count: 8-8-6-6-8
"Joann" was counted at 1 syllable, I used it as 2
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Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
August 27, 2019

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Genetta Smalls September 20, 2019 at 3:05 PM I love-ed it!!

Jeanne Mcgee September 6, 2019 at 9:53 PM Congrats LuLoo...well done indeed!

Gary Smith September 5, 2019 at 11:24 AM Excellent limericks Lu Loo, congrats. :)

Tom Cunningham September 5, 2019 at 3:49 AM Great limerick Lu Loo, congrats on your top win. Tom Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 7:02 AM thank you dear Tom :)-luloo

Line Gauthier September 4, 2019 at 11:19 PM Well penned, Lu Loo. Lots of action in top winner. Congrats. Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 7:01 AM thank you lovely Line :)-luloo

Tania Kitchin September 4, 2019 at 6:25 PM Congratulations Lu Loo on your first place trophy win. I loved your limerick, it is very entertaining and hilarious and gave me a belly laugh! Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 7:01 AM I am so pleased and honored sweet Tania. I did NOT expect this at all! Thank you so much, my teeth inspired this contest, even though mine have nothing to do with a bite, lol. many thanks again! Be blessed :)-luloo

Andrea Dietrich August 29, 2019 at 7:12 PM war of the old ladies. Nicely done, Laura Loo. Mine is so lame. I can write limericks for the meter, but I just can't think up really funny ones any more. You got creative here!! Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 7:00 AM funny you said that I had a hard time with this one too. I have a hard time coming up with something funny enough, but I have problems with my teeth now and used that idea. So I am glad I did! thanks lovely lady :)-luloo

Chris Green August 29, 2019 at 1:14 PM That was funny and a classic for sure. Love the title too. Good thing she didn't have braces, that would have really hurt. : ) Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 6:59 AM oh geez, braces! yes ouch, thank you dear Chris :)-luloo

Jeanne Mcgee August 27, 2019 at 7:32 PM Ouch...so funny and fun. A great write LuLoo! Good Luck. Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 6:58 AM many thanks lovely Jeanne :)-luloo

Sandra Adams August 27, 2019 at 6:33 PM lol this was hilarious, that's one way to get even with the bully for sure...wish i would have thought of it when a neighbor bit me hard as a child...great write my friend :) hugs Beautiful Scars September 5, 2019 at 6:58 AM oh boy, that's crazy you got bit! In Ella's preschool many a year ago there was a "biter" lol thanks sweet lady :)-luloo