You Should Probably Get Dentures
Joann was a girl from the Heights,
who loved starting all kinds of fights-
kicked Pam’s butt for fun,
thinking she had won,
Pam liked it then found out Jo bites!
So Pam clamored her eyes in fear,
for her true fierceness didn’t appear-
Jo leaned in to munch,
then Pam threw a punch,
teeth stuck on her hand were severe!
In shock they both were from the stress,
Jo decided to bite much less-
agreed with a smile,
put teeth in a pile,
then both needed an ice compress!
syllable count: 8-8-6-6-8
"Joann" was counted at 1 syllable, I used it as 2
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Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
August 27, 2019
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