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Joann was a girl from the Heights,
who loved starting all kinds of fights-
kicked Pam’s butt for fun,
thinking she had won,
Pam liked it then found out Jo bites!

So Pam clamored her eyes in fear,
for her true fierceness didn’t appear-
Jo leaned in to munch,
then Pam threw a punch,
teeth stuck on her hand were severe!

In shock they both were from the stress,
Jo decided to bite much less-
agreed with a smile, 
put teeth in a pile,
then both needed an ice compress!


syllable count: 8-8-6-6-8
"Joann" was counted at 1 syllable, I used it as 2
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Make Me Laugh Limerick Contest Poetry Contest
Tania Kitchin
August 27, 2019

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 9/20/2019 3:05:00 PM
I love-ed it!!
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Date: 9/6/2019 9:53:00 PM
Congrats LuLoo...well done indeed!
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Date: 9/5/2019 11:24:00 AM
Excellent limericks Lu Loo, congrats. :)
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Date: 9/5/2019 3:49:00 AM
Great limerick Lu Loo, congrats on your top win. Tom
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Lu Loo
Date: 9/5/2019 7:02:00 AM
thank you dear Tom :)-luloo
Date: 9/5/2019 12:57:00 AM
Ha, I’m sure it was a gappy smile not a happy smile! Congratulations Luloo.
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Date: 9/5/2019 7:01:00 AM
thank you lovely Nina :)-luloo
Date: 9/4/2019 11:19:00 PM
Well penned, Lu Loo. Lots of action in top winner. Congrats.
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Date: 9/5/2019 7:01:00 AM
thank you lovely Line :)-luloo
Date: 9/4/2019 6:25:00 PM
Congratulations Lu Loo on your first place trophy win. I loved your limerick, it is very entertaining and hilarious and gave me a belly laugh!
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Date: 9/5/2019 7:01:00 AM
I am so pleased and honored sweet Tania. I did NOT expect this at all! Thank you so much, my teeth inspired this contest, even though mine have nothing to do with a bite, lol. many thanks again! Be blessed :)-luloo
Date: 8/29/2019 7:12:00 PM
war of the old ladies. Nicely done, Laura Loo. Mine is so lame. I can write limericks for the meter, but I just can't think up really funny ones any more. You got creative here!!
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Lu Loo
Date: 9/5/2019 7:00:00 AM
funny you said that I had a hard time with this one too. I have a hard time coming up with something funny enough, but I have problems with my teeth now and used that idea. So I am glad I did! thanks lovely lady :)-luloo
Date: 8/29/2019 1:14:00 PM
That was funny and a classic for sure. Love the title too. Good thing she didn't have braces, that would have really hurt. : )
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Date: 9/5/2019 6:59:00 AM
oh geez, braces! yes ouch, thank you dear Chris :)-luloo
Date: 8/27/2019 7:32:00 PM
Ouch...so funny and fun. A great write LuLoo! Good Luck.
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Date: 9/5/2019 6:58:00 AM
many thanks lovely Jeanne :)-luloo
Date: 8/27/2019 6:33:00 PM
lol this was hilarious, that's one way to get even with the bully for sure...wish i would have thought of it when a neighbor bit me hard as a child...great write my friend :) hugs
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Date: 9/5/2019 6:58:00 AM
oh boy, that's crazy you got bit! In Ella's preschool many a year ago there was a "biter" lol thanks sweet lady :)-luloo