Haeckel and Clyde
...Haeckel and Clyde were twins, you see
Not one much like the other
Doreeane gave birth to both
But each was his own brother
One lives in a mansion
Overlooking grassy hills
The other in a bottl...
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Categories:
demar, hilarious, humor, irony, philosophy,
Form: Ballad
Come Over
...come over DeMar
your mother was a nice hoe
i'll buy you a beer
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Categories:
demar, mother, mythology, philosophy,
Form: Haiku
Scapes and Tales
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Scapes and Tales
Hearts and Fences
Tales of Joe Louie McMar
Book 1 - Canadian Bacon
Of Belle and Beaux
When I See You I Miss You
Marjorie and Isabella
The Jester and DeLilah
Pea...
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Categories:
demar, books, poems, poetry,
Form: ABC
The Legend of Demar
...Of lineage most noble
A man of grave esteem
He could pull a mean cork
The best you ever seen
One third Apache, he was
His father never knew
Hesekiah Munny was
As proud as me and you
Not ...
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Categories:
demar, humor, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Ode
Hezekiah Munny
...The story of Hezekiah Munny
Is one that’s really kind of funny
He married Olive Eo
First cousin to McMar
She didn’t have much money
And she didn’t have a car
She loved dear Hezekiah
She w...
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Categories:
demar, hilarious, humor, love, marriage,
Form: Ballad
Glossary
...amuck - adverb.flailing in all directions, about, around - His ideas ran amuck.
brang – verb, past tense.bring – You ring, you rang, I bring, I brang.
chipps - noun, plural.an asset for selling...
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Categories:
demar, hilarious, humor, humorous, word
Form: ABC
The Rodeo
...There was mister O and sister O
DeeDee O and Baby O
Doggy O and Granny O
All listening to the radio
So Maddie O and Daddy O
Mommy O and Landon O
Betty O and Idun O
All heard about the rodeo
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Categories:
demar, humor,
Form: Ballad
The Fake Ticket - a Sequel
...What do you mean it isn’t real
It was a winning ticket
And now all I can think to do
Is wonder where to stick it
A barcode and instructions
It sure looks real to me
It sure looks like a winne...
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Categories:
demar, brother, family, forgiveness, hilarious,
Form: Ballad
No Cross To Bear
...In Heaven there is no darkness
No shadows anywhere
No gloomy day or cloud of gray
No longing to be there
No thorn to prick your heart upon
No crown to bear your glory
No nail to hang your ven...
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Categories:
demar, god, jesus, religion, religious,
Form: Ballad
A Simple Man
...I am a simple man
I take a simple stand
To owe myself completely to
The bounty of the land
I sense no one is following
this rude absurd demar
like once for yes twice for no
before I go to fa...
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Categories:
demar, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse