Cookware Poems - Poems about Cookware

Some time ago

...Some time ago
One or the few of human beings
Had figured to create a crepe

Before 
They were hunting birds
And covering their bodies with no feathers
In clay

…

Produce the GUILLOTINE 
...

Family Secrets

...Eavesdropping**

"A good man is hard to find," my Nana used to say. I remember the day she said it, tears in her eyes as she carefully put money into an envelope for church on a Sunday morning. Ear...

Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes

...Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...
(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

She started what would immediately become 
a first and last ge...

Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes

...Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...
(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

She started what would immediately become 
a first and last ge...

Eavedropping

...Eavesdropping 
A virtuous individual is difficult to find, remarked my grandmother. On that day, I witnessed tears in her eyes as she anxiously placed the monthly tithe in an envelope and departed f...

Potato Latkes

...Potato latkes, fried in oil
Are eaten every year
When calendars remind us
That our holiday is here.

To keep up the tradition,
There are choices we must make – 
Buy them frozen in the market,
...

Dead Skunk Season

...Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast,
then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast!

Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay!
A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away!

...

Champagne Flavored Spheres

...The delicious aroma circulated 
As the heat from the oven radiated 
The stove top warmed
As white chocolate chips melted downward
Into a candied thick syrupy puree.

Thoughts flashed across my ...

Thanks For Nothing

...The invitation spelled my name
“Eileen,” which I don’t do.
We’ve never met the bride and groom;
Her parents, though, we knew.

We skipped the wedding; sent a gift.
The thank you came today.
I ...

The Time Has Come

...If the deli seems smelly
  and the fast food tastes rude
The time has come
  to cook your own food  

A piece of advice 
  ere you begin
Scrub and clean all the cookware
  before the ingredie...

Exotic Great Aunt Maude Dresses With Flair

...Great Aunt Maude had a bejeweled flair
With red and blue rhinestones in her hair
Black fluffy coat resembling grizzly bear
We could never outguess what she would wear

Her glitzy outfits were wo...

Stove

...STOVE is my easle.
Cookware are my tools to reach
Creativity....

I Just Got Out of the County Jail

...After a wonderful late afternoon walk in the park, 
my wife and I moseyed over to the Japanese Hibachi Grille for some dinner. 
What we got into was some good old fashioned drama down at BeniHana.....

Made In China

..."Made In China"

They can have my money
If it saves me money

The toys I played with when I was young,
Says I enjoyed their hands
The Labels read 
"MADE IN CHINA"

The cheap material on my ...

I Almost Lost It!

...I looked in the file cabinet but I could not find it there.
It obviously had not been filed; I began to look elsewhere.  
I looked on the lamp table beside the green armchair.
Only to find my poem...

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