Thanks For Nothing

The invitation spelled my name
“Eileen,” which I don’t do.
We’ve never met the bride and groom;
Her parents, though, we knew.

We skipped the wedding; sent a gift.
The thank you came today.
I laughed when I first read it;
This is what it had to say:

“Thank you very much for coming
To our wedding and, as well,
For the cookware set you gave us.”
Guess they couldn’t really tell

That among the many guests
Whose bodies added to the scene,
There were presents but no presence
Of the fictional “Eileen.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Watt Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Janet and I had a video made of all our wedding guests as they came in the door, and one fellow came that nobody in either family could identify. Made us smile when we opened an unsigned wedding gift of two movie tickets addressed to "Bride and Groom"! Loved your terrific write and the very clever presents/presence pun.
Flood Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 4:09 PM
I’ve had similar experiences, Ilene. Not that anyone’s ever call me Eileen, but oftentimes, I get called Terrance… which is not on my birth certificate. Have to say the ‘Thanks for coming’ bit gave me a chuckle. Terry
Oldham Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Lol Ilene. I continue to get a kick out of your commentary poems. All good! John
Andresen Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 11:18 AM
- Thank you very much for not coming ... I have no idea who you are :))) - Smile :) - hugs
Allison Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
your poem made me smile in so many ways but especially about the incorrect name - we got a condolence card to my hubby correctly named and Val!!!!! what i do love even more about your poem is they actually sent a thankyou (albeit with the errors) it seems to be a dying art these days. at least it wasnt a text message lol:-) hugs jan xx
Callus Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Even here on Soup I've been addressed by different names, and congratulated for works which were not mine :) As for poems, I enjoy both Eileen's & Ilene's :) Hugs // paul
Callus Avatar
July 12, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Come to think about it....I can't imagine you writing Ilene any other way, especially after all these years since we met on Soup :) Thank you for sharing your personal experience (I take it that it is). Regards // paul
Allison Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 12:43 AM
Isn't she just amazing Paul, I have always loved Eileen's poems since I joined, oops I mean Ilene:-) hugs jan xx
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