Funny Clothes Poems
These Funny Clothes poems are examples of Clothes poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Clothes Funny poems written by international poets.
The tale of the whistling sockAsleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you
I am here
I seem to...
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Categories:
clothes, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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clothes, funny, humor, rain,
T-Shirtshe seemed cute to me
tee shirt said up for a hug
so, I grabbed a hold
the other side said
...
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Categories:
boy, clothes, cute, funny,
How to survive middle schoolAlways be sarcastic, but not so much that it's rude.
Be very careful to pretend not to notice what others think.
Clothes don't matter, but they do....
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Categories:
clothes, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Elasticated WaistbandsElasticated waistbands, at what age?
Comfortable trousers are all the rage.
For a mature figure and the oversized,
Some teenager's just take the rise.
Long-sleeved shirts in summer months
Cover...
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Categories:
celebration, clothes, freedom, funny,
Categories:
autumn, clothes, color, cool,
Lady SugartonWhat comes of Lady Sugarton
...
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Categories:
beauty, body, character, clothes,
Little Bikini On the Beach"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, ...
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Categories:
beach, clothes, heart, humor,
Sun HatJust clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...
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Categories:
clothes, cute, funny, how
I'Ll Be On My GuardI woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...
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Categories:
anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,
Ship's Metal StairsLiving in a house very old,
it was always drafty and cold.
Metal stairs to the basement lead,
from an old pirate's...
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Categories:
clothes, fear, mystery, old,
Very Bad Girl"Very Bad Girl" read the words
Boldly on the lady's sweater!
Nothing in her deportment or deeds
Took the story any further.
Only, I was left to wonder
Why she...
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Categories:
character, clothes, cute, funny,
Fig LeafI stand here beneath a beautiful fig tree, ...
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Categories:
clothes, food, heaven, sweet,
Harmless GuestHarmless guest
Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion
Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest
Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit...
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Categories:
animal, clothes, funny, house,
Fancy DressFANCY DRESS
We went to great pains, my wife and I
To get our costumes right.
We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane
Back on New Year’s night
So...
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Categories:
clothes,