Funny Clothes Poems
These Funny Clothes poems are examples of Clothes poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Clothes Funny poems written by international poets.
autumn, clothes, color, cool,
Little Bikini On The Beach
beach, clothes, heart, humor,
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, ...
clothes, cute, funny, how
Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...
I'll Be on My Guard
anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,
I woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...
Ship's Metal Stairs
clothes, fear, mystery, old,
Living in a house very old,
it was always drafty and cold.
Metal stairs to the basement lead,
from an old pirate's...
VERY BAD GIRL
character, clothes, cute, funny,
"Very Bad Girl" read the words
Boldly on the lady's sweater!
Nothing in her deportment or deeds
Took the story any further.
Only, I was left to wonder
clothes, food, heaven, sweet,
I stand here beneath a beautiful fig tree, ...
animal, clothes, funny, house,
Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion
Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest
Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit...
We went to great pains, my wife and I
To get our costumes right.
We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane
Back on New Year’s night
Funny Now, But Not THEN
I dashed off to the ladies' room
just after Sunday School was through.
The service that would soon begin,
I'd relish from my favorite pew.
As I sailed down...
Out Came a Rabbit
animal, anxiety, clothes, giggle,
Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
This really wouldn't do
For the monks...
Look At This place
clothes, girl, house, storm,
Look at this place I did a sink full of dishes, ...
PPrada with two Ps
class, clothes, death, funny,
she was always a class act
she died at 100
wearing adult diapers
with two Ps
Dollar Store Stripper
clothes, 11th grade, 12th grade,
We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and...
The Hanger in My Closet
clothes, conflict, desire, funny,
My hanger looks like
A bow without an arrow
Hunting what to wear