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Funny Clothes Poems

These Funny Clothes poems are examples of Clothes poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Clothes Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Autumnal
How do I know,                                         ...

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Categories: autumn, clothes, color, cool,

Premium Member Little Bikini On The Beach
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone

More skin makes my heart pound,    ...

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Categories: beach, clothes, heart, humor,

Sun Hat
Just clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...

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Categories: clothes, cute, funny, how

I'll Be on My Guard
I woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...

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Categories: anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,

Premium Member Ship's Metal Stairs
Living in a house very old,  
it was always drafty and cold.  
Metal stairs to the basement lead,  
from an old pirate's...

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Categories: clothes, fear, mystery, old,

"Very Bad Girl" read the words
Boldly on the lady's sweater!
Nothing in her deportment or deeds
Took the story any further.

Only, I was left to wonder
Why she...

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Categories: character, clothes, cute, funny,

Premium Member Fig Leaf
I stand here beneath a beautiful fig tree,                 ...

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Categories: clothes, food, heaven, sweet,

Premium Member Harmless guest
Harmless guest

Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion

Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest

Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit...

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Categories: animal, clothes, funny, house,


We went to great pains, my wife and I
To get our costumes right.
We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane
Back on New Year’s night

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Categories: clothes,

Premium Member Funny Now, But Not THEN
I dashed off to the ladies' room
just after Sunday School was through.
The service that would soon begin,
I'd relish from my favorite pew.

As I sailed down...

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Categories: clothes,

Premium Member Out Came a Rabbit
Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
   This really wouldn't do
   For the monks...

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Categories: animal, anxiety, clothes, giggle,

Premium Member Look At This place
Look at this place I did a sink full of dishes,              ...

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Categories: clothes, girl, house, storm,

Premium Member PPrada with two Ps
she was always a class act 
she died at 100 
wearing adult  diapers
from PPrada
with two Ps

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Categories: class, clothes, death, funny,

Dollar Store Stripper
We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and...

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Categories: clothes, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member The Hanger in My Closet
My hanger looks like
A bow without an arrow
Hunting what to wear

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Categories: clothes, conflict, desire, funny,