Funny Clothes Poems
These Funny Clothes poems are examples of Clothes poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Clothes Funny poems written by international poets.
Categories:
autumn, clothes, color, cool,
Little Bikini On The Beach
"All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini."
- Jack Freestone
More skin makes my heart pound, ...
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Categories:
beach, clothes, heart, humor,
Sun HatJust clicked on an ad here --on the side-- for the cutest "sun hat!" :)
But it had no brim, and since I'm not bald-- what's...
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Categories:
clothes, cute, funny, how
I'll Be on My GuardI woke up this mornin' and got stung by a bee
Why is everybody always pickin' on me?
The glaciers are melting and the core's cooling down...
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Categories:
anxiety, childhood, clothes, depression,
Ship's Metal Stairs
Living in a house very old,
it was always drafty and cold.
Metal stairs to the basement lead,
from an old pirate's...
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Categories:
clothes, fear, mystery, old,
VERY BAD GIRL"Very Bad Girl" read the words
Boldly on the lady's sweater!
Nothing in her deportment or deeds
Took the story any further.
Only, I was left to wonder
Why she...
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Categories:
character, clothes, cute, funny,
Fig Leaf
I stand here beneath a beautiful fig tree, ...
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Categories:
clothes, food, heaven, sweet,
Harmless guestHarmless guest
Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion
Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest
Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit...
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Categories:
animal, clothes, funny, house,
FANCY DRESSFANCY DRESS
We went to great pains, my wife and I
To get our costumes right.
We’d won first prize as Tarzan and Jane
Back on New Year’s night
So...
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Categories:
clothes,
Funny Now, But Not THENI dashed off to the ladies' room
just after Sunday School was through.
The service that would soon begin,
I'd relish from my favorite pew.
As I sailed down...
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Categories:
clothes,
Out Came a Rabbit
Poor Nog Rafi had a funny habit
Unzipped his pants and out came a rabbit
This really wouldn't do
For the monks...
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Categories:
animal, anxiety, clothes, giggle,
Look At This place
Look at this place I did a sink full of dishes, ...
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Categories:
clothes, girl, house, storm,
PPrada with two Psshe was always a class act
she died at 100
wearing adult diapers
from PPrada
with two Ps
...
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Categories:
class, clothes, death, funny,
Dollar Store Stripper
We bought the get-up
at the local thrift store.
I elected to dress like a cop,
much to the amusement
of the female Dollar Store employees
who whistled and...
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Categories:
clothes, 11th grade, 12th grade,
The Hanger in My ClosetMy hanger looks like
A bow without an arrow
Hunting what to wear
...
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Categories:
clothes, conflict, desire, funny,