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Lady Sugarton

What comes of Lady Sugarton she jerry-rigged her corset attempting a smooth figure for the day The weary straps were threading the buttons were then heading toward mass explosion, spreading all the way The power of the wit divides when fear erupts in frightful tides and she should not have run behind a bush Instead, she should have taken route to seek the nearest round-a-bout to gather shelter for her giant tush What comes of lady Sugarton Well, one thing is for sure She always keeps a corset as a spare She’ll never find herself again with snapping, busting straps and then a great big fat and frozen derriere!

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 9/20/2023 3:20:00 PM

Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening, sugar in the summertime... ~ Lady Chatterly

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/22/2023 4:08:00 PM

Were you the fourth Mcquire sister?? Indeed GW!!!

Ink Empress

Date: 9/17/2023 5:47:00 AM

Corsets can be a pain sometimes, i can only imagine a lady sugarton struggling haha. What a name! Fun read creatively crafted with excellent rhymes and flow of words! Loved reading this.

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 6:01:00 AM

Thank you so much, Happy Sunday xxoo

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 9/16/2023 2:03:00 PM

clever and witty, Mike. Corsets and girdles seem like Medieval torture devices to me. I suppose if anyone chooses to wear one, she should have a spare for her derriere. Your poem made me giggle.

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:26:00 AM

I'm so glad Sara, thank you xxoo

Deb M

Date: 9/16/2023 10:23:00 AM

Funny and cheeky Mike….nice one my friend! Debx

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:25:00 AM

Thank so much Deb xxoo

Silent One

Date: 9/16/2023 8:51:00 AM

You will make a lot of people laugh with this one... nice on Mike. Have a great saturday.

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:25:00 AM

That would be nice, I hope so Silent One, Thank you !!!

Bill Baker

Date: 9/16/2023 8:23:00 AM

Quite the image you paint in this one, Mike. Nice rhyming and a fun read, my friend. Smiles for everyone! Bill

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:25:00 AM

Thank you Bill !!!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 9/16/2023 6:26:00 AM

ha ha ha the imagery is hilarious, thanks for the giggle, the poem makes me think of a Beryl Cook painting lol:-) hugs Jan

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:24:00 AM

Thank you Jan and Happy Sunday xxoo

Lin Lane

Date: 9/16/2023 6:06:00 AM

lol Mike. Your Saturday morning humor is just what I needed this morning. I've got something I wrote for AP about a large-busty woman named Mabel. I think I'll post it.

Mike Gentile
Date: 9/17/2023 4:24:00 AM

And I will check out Mabel ( I love that name!)) Thank you so much Lin and a Happy Sunday to you xxoo