Elasticated Waistbands

Elasticated waistbands, at what age?
Comfortable trousers are all the rage.
For a mature figure and the oversized,
Some teenager's just take the rise.

Long-sleeved shirts in summer months
Cover the arms sags and bumps.
Dignity for the middle-aged
Whose bodies have maybe decayed.

Maxi dresses shade ankles and thighs,
Better days sometimes denied.
So, cover up your soft white bits,
As you get older have clothes that fit.

Take pleasure in your bulging figure
As you have grown with consummate vigour.
'Bought and paid for' is the phrase,
Now elasticated waistbands get teenage praise.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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November 25, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Hi Peter….love this fun poem it made me smile! Nice to meet you….Debx
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November 25, 2023 at 2:08 PM
Hi Peter….love this fun poem it made me smile! Nice to meet you….Debx
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