Elasticated Waistbands

Elasticated waistbands, at what age? Comfortable trousers are all the rage. For a mature figure and the oversized, Some teenager's just take the rise. Long-sleeved shirts in summer months Cover the arms sags and bumps. Dignity for the middle-aged Whose bodies have maybe decayed. Maxi dresses shade ankles and thighs, Better days sometimes denied. So, cover up your soft white bits, As you get older have clothes that fit. Take pleasure in your bulging figure As you have grown with consummate vigour. 'Bought and paid for' is the phrase, Now elasticated waistbands get teenage praise.