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Hair Clogged The Magical Drain

As Far as our Eyes will see,
In a Vast, and seemingly
endless World
to the Future’s greatest of Extents,
in a little Hut,
Hidden in a Swamp,
Lies little Old
Ms.
Garratha.
with the few who Reside
alongside.

They Eventually found
a Beautiful spring,
during their driest of seasons,
although seasoning doesn’t matter --
when It’s Wet twenty-four --
Seven.

The Decision to have a whiff,
without a -- Sniffer, may Just

Categories: clogged, animal, fantasy,
Form: Free verse

Defecation accidentally clogged

Defecation accidentally clogged...

for the umpteenth time 
during spate to sit scrawny buttucks 
on porcelain throne id est 
videre licet toilet bowl...
with toxic water brew threatening
to overflow onto the floor,
and hence found yours truly (me)
immersing himself in the holistic experience
for the pure love of bucket flushing 
since applying plunger to no avail

found me able, eager, ready

Categories: clogged, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse

Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl

Defecation clogged toilet bowl...
courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA

and found (me) zee papa pooped out,
thus embarrassing communiqué I post,
a reasonably rhyming poetic shout
to air grievances
concerning outsize bowel movement
hoping (fat/slim chance)
Mike Rowe happens tubby about,
though shadow of doubt
he will avail himself.

**** eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
January 31st, 2022 - whereby
plying plunger in vain, cuz suction
barely helped obstruction

Categories: clogged, 12th grade, adventure, grief,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Futile Effort To Plunger the Clogged Kitchen Sink

Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink...
courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal

which won't be removed
by onsite maintenance man
UNTIL/UNLESS 
fruit fly excreta wiped off
(impossible to access)
areas along bathroom and kitchen walls
so communicated "the warden."

Thus we (yours truly and his missus)
subjected to inhale 
putrid, offal, and noxious
smelling stagnant water
until every streak
telltale sign regarding Drosophila melanogaster
exuded excretory evidence
vanishes without

Categories: clogged, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil

Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil..
and found (me) zee papa pooped out

**** eyes zing thee
nightly dump for yesterday
July 8th, 2020 - whereby
plunger helped obstruction give way
I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey

oh my dog, the same asinine outcome
which spurred poet to get underway
matter of fact, a replay
of excretion almost occurred today
and thus an

Categories: clogged, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,
Form: Free verse

Kaleidoscopic Chaos Clogged

sassy spell snapped
trailing taunted trance
callous clouds cruised
bounty blitzkrieg bruised
nocturnal nymph nudged
pluming lanky lust

amputated atmosphere bled
alakazam cremating crest
fostering phlegm fetched

felon flesh flipped
dark dribbles clipped
tampered trees gripped

leering logs lobbed
kaleidoscopic chaos clogged.
      '20:04:30:20:37

Note: Of pained picture.

Categories: clogged, dark,
Form: Sonnet

Clogged

I feel clogged like a drain
no draino to fix, just your ever
lasting stain on my brain.
I am stuffed to the point 
of explosion. I am vexed. 
These are signs of when 
your heart is a mess.

Categories: clogged, introspection, life
Form: Free verse