Clobbered Poems - Poems about Clobbered

...Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiet?s of mine ("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”) the purported line Brutus uttered after assassinating Julius Caesar. Alte......

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...There were six witnesses when the police arrived The detectives took their statements Six ethnicities were mentioned. How many perps? One Two said he had a long face; one said she had a round ......

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...Clay climbed and clobbered Clemson Clue Doing deliberate diamond disciples daring do, Enough Elizabethan excitement expressed Ellie Lou Finishing fancy French frankfurters, freeing Friday’s flu. ......

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...That’s the pirate KING! I started laughing, as arrows began to zing. One hit me in the neck with a ding-a-ling-ding. I guess you don’t make fun of the pirate king. But he is a small kitten, I s......

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...2022 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America Power outage here within mine happy hunting grounds (as well the ghosts of Lenni Lenape), viz Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania December tw......

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...When Santa Claus was parking that old sleigh upon the roof Somehow he slipped right off and his expletives were uncouth He splashed down in the fish pond, he was feeling pretty vexed But what he d......

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...The eyes never lie Your eyes are a mirror view. Show me what I want to find in you. A mask of question marks mean there could be a truth, But it will probably never be discovered, When I am......

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...Yours truly does readily confess the following poem crafted more or less approximately a year ago, when coronavirus (COVID-19) wrought havoc creating global mess when panic against collective te......

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...Terrence the Turkey was feeling quite perky Passing time in his rafter and doing no harm No fighting nor squabbling, just gabbling and gobbling Turkey talking turkey down on the farm. Whilst ha......

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...When my twin sister and I were ten, we built snow forts. It took us most of the day, and we were excited about it. We came in for a break and ate grilled cheese and tomato soup. Our cheeks were al......

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...Can we be more human? A splendid idea came into a man’s mind, Let’s make something to connect folks, And this is how social media flourished. Social media has lots and lots of pros, But only if ......

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...Look into the camera the mighty space man said. Jon’s Cat was hypnotized, clobbered in the head. We are taking over, honey, the alien said with a chuckle. Jon’s Cat was mad. He wanted to give the ......

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...Along luscious green acres banks steep grade (in close proximity to Petticoat Junction) naturemade Perkiomen Valley watershed, verdant landscape displayed yours truly, (a garden variety proto ......

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...Nirvana protégé podcast/youtube phenom quite mature talented young lass promising future media attention did capture overnight starlet exhibits bravure generates profuse nonstop outstandingly p......

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...Except for these bars I look Through given info to stare At my promise or vow or lack There of fro where I took What wasn't mine to take care Of the water that created that Signs of obligato......

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