Long Clobbered Poems
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Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part i
Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiet?s of mine
("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after assassinating Julius Caesar.
Alternatively...
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Categories:
clobbered, 10th grade, adventure, allah, anger, appreciation, birth,
Form:
Free verse
The Ghost of Christmas Present
Terrence the Turkey was feeling quite perky
Passing time in his rafter and doing no harm
No fighting nor squabbling, just gabbling and gobbling
Turkey talking turkey down on the farm.
Whilst having a natter, tame turkey type chatter
Before...
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Categories:
clobbered, adventure, animal, bird, celebration, christmas, food, freedom,
Form:
Quatrain
Soul Stance River - 19
Through April and May not a single Indian has been noticed
along all the serpentine bends of this rambunctious river,
however I feel we are being espied by a jealous warparty
immortal in it's protection of this pristine...
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Categories:
clobbered, adventure,
Form:
Epic
The Voice of the Oppressed
The grandeur of my life are elusive
Mine ain't melioration; it's oppression
My free life is cramped by chains of servitude
And shout out loud I mustn't
Because even the power of my tongue is tied
Blank in me...
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Categories:
clobbered, bullying, corruption, discrimination, political, poverty,
Form:
Political Verse
Clever Insanity
It’s another day, yes, another day
Another day to watch my cronies wandering around
meandering around aimlessly, flippantly like
they have no care…no care in the world
and just like that…bludgeoned by a badly worn cowboy boot!
Guts all over!
One...
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Categories:
clobbered, imagination, life, me, me, red, time,
Form:
Free verse
2022 Polar Vortex Across Wide Band of North America
2022 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America
Power outage here within
mine happy hunting grounds
(as well the ghosts of Lenni Lenape),
viz Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania
December twenty third
two thousand twenty two wrought
(lasting greater...
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Categories:
clobbered, 12th grade, adventure, america, blue, christmas, december,
Form:
Rhyme
Generic Germane Groveling Guy Still Wallows In Weltschmerz
Yours truly does readily confess
the following poem crafted more or less
approximately a year ago,
when coronavirus (COVID-19)
wrought havoc creating global mess
when panic against collective temple did press
a feeling of melancholy and world-weariness.
Along luscious green acres banks...
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Categories:
clobbered, 12th grade, america, anniversary, confusion, death, depression,
Form:
Rhyme
A Christmas Arraignment
A CHRISTMAS ARRAIGNMENT
Late one December evening
A sound woke me from my bed,
I grabbed a baseball bat for safety
And crept downstairs full of dread.
I must admit I was not fit
For foiling midnight burglaries.
My cousin had kept...
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Categories:
clobbered, christmas, confusion, crazy, fantasy, fun, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Hurricane Hattie
HURRICANE HATTIE ...
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Categories:
clobbered, earth, nature, rain,
Form:
Epic
No Lord Not Again
I cannot believe what I see before my eyes,
speechless as I read...
too familiar is this scene,
repeating once again, surreal as if I'm back in time...
I once was near when the unthinkable happened,
Columbine, flowering youths cut...
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Categories:
clobbered, death, dedication, devotion, family, christmas, god, me,
Form:
Free verse
Generic Germane Guy Wallows In Weltschmerz
Along luscious green acres banks steep grade
(in close proximity to
Petticoat Junction) naturemade
Perkiomen Valley watershed,
verdant landscape displayed
yours truly, (a garden variety
proto human) arrayed
solely donning birthday suit,
whose fifty plus shades hair gone grayed,
i.e. one infinitesimal measly...
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Categories:
clobbered, 12th grade, environment, humanity, humor, nature, planet,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Rum n Raisin 19 - The Big Cheese
“What is it?” said Raisin. Rum said, “I don’t know,
Let’s find us a hill and watch that thing go.”
Walnut said, “Hold up; I’ve seen one of these,
It looks like a wheel, but it is, in...
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Categories:
clobbered, cat, dog, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Spectacular Doe Eyed Prodigy Drummer Nandi Bushell
Nirvana protégé podcast/youtube
phenom quite mature
talented young lass promising future
media attention did capture
overnight starlet exhibits bravure
generates profuse nonstop
outstandingly positive conjecture
nine year old greeted in France bonjour
mademoiselle so innocent and pure
guaranteed future success
near anonymity one day
household...
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Categories:
clobbered, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Elegy
2019 Polar Vortex Across Wide Band of North America
2019 Polar Vortex - Across Wide Band Of North America
Ordinarily, the weather
considered non trees
son us, a neutral subject on par
with non nose wrinkling odoriferous cheese
usually ranks as minor distraction,
without whether yours truly agrees
or not, except...
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Categories:
clobbered, america, deep, february, howl, january, surreal, weather,
Form:
Light Verse
Brahms and Liszt
Happy. Genial. Merry. Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy. Tiddly. Brahms and Liszt
Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered, blathered, leathered, plastered,
Sozzled, sloshed, scuttered
Hammered, battered, caned, mangled
Spannered, mullered....
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Categories:
clobbered, drink,
Form:
List
Oh Deer
When Santa Claus was parking that old sleigh upon the roof
Somehow he slipped right off and his expletives were uncouth
He splashed down in the fish pond, he was feeling pretty vexed
But what he didn’t know...
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Categories:
clobbered, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Haunting Intrigue Stoked
Though the necks
sighting of Ichabod Crane
humungous horror
helplessly harassing,
hellish hyena howling,
hideously hounding,
headless Halloween
hair raising happening,
regarding haunting
horseman spectre,
not due to arrive
(in gremlin, golem, and
goblin crawling theaters
everywhere in outer limits
of twilight zone),
come October thirty first
two thousand, and nineteen
divination...
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Categories:
clobbered, 11th grade, america, autumn, fear, holiday, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Can We Be More Human
Can we be more human?
A splendid idea came into a man’s mind,
Let’s make something to connect folks,
And this is how social media flourished.
Social media has lots and lots of pros,
But only if one knows how...
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Categories:
clobbered, 12th grade, anti bullying, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
As We Speak
As we speak,
My children and I are famished
Our fireplace is cold
Our pots are empty
It is may, but it feels like December
Our thatched roof is covered with mud
And our barns ravaged by corruption...
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Categories:
clobbered, africa, corruption, culture, evil, image, poetry, words,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Nothing Happens By Chance.
As I walked along the sidewalk on my way to work
A wizened old man sent me a toothless smile,
A child looked at me through laughing eyes
and I thought my day was fine.
But later yet...
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Categories:
clobbered, life, me, old, me, old,
Form:
Free verse
Cy Saves the Day Again
Look into the camera the mighty space man said.
Jon’s Cat was hypnotized, clobbered in the head.
We are taking over, honey, the alien said with a chuckle.
Jon’s Cat was mad. He wanted to give the guy...
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Categories:
clobbered, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Best Memory of 1962
When my twin sister and I were ten, we built snow forts.
It took us most of the day, and we were excited about it.
We came in for a break and ate grilled cheese and tomato...
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Categories:
clobbered, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Narrative
My Nes
My parents bought me an NES thirty years ago in 1988.
At the time owning that video game console was great..
But by today's standards, owing an NES is no big deal.
Dad was furious because I played...
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Categories:
clobbered, dad, funny, games,
Form:
Rhyme
Dark Libertine
Tattered clobbered thoughts streaming to winged dusts,
spiral spasms tremble amid weary sounds.
The festal moods swing dreary interludes,
visions ache release with defloration--
throaty cries heightens the greedy man's lust.
He longs to possess the murmur of blood
from naked...
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Categories:
clobbered, dark, death, desire, imagery,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Minions Find a New Language
On a night sable, my door hastily thrown
abducted in a rush by one-eyed loonies,
neon- yellow skin reflecting oval heads
whisking me in a shuttle, circling far away.
Taken to a realm where their master reigned,
impish a...
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Categories:
clobbered, character, funny, happy,
Form:
Light Verse