Short Clobbered Poems

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advice from two old maids

I would have clobbered him, one said.
you should have smashed his face in said another
two violent women who have never wed
More advice for the young bride, Terry.
You should have pulverized him, I would have.
Expert advice from two women who would never marry.
Categories: clobbered, women,
Form: Rhyme


Unblocked

Except for these bars I look
Through given info to stare
At my promise or vow or lack
There of fro where I took 
What wasn't mine to take care
Of the water that created that

Signs of obligatory confidence
Shattered prophecies
Clobbered honestness 
    with patience
in eleven lines...ends clear.
Categories: clobbered, words,
Form: Free verse
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Do Not Make Fun of Pirate King

That’s the pirate KING!
I started laughing, as arrows began to zing.
One hit me in the neck with a ding-a-ling-ding.
I guess you don’t make fun of the pirate king.

But he is a small kitten, I sang in a sing.
He is just a tabby, a baby, a tiny young thing.
I was clobbered over the head with a hammer that had a ring.
I guess you don’t make fun of the pirate king.
Categories: clobbered, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Monorhyme

Misdemeanour

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       Wreathing this encephalon - wrenched, gnarled, murdered
                   Neurons in diminution - de-escalated, clashing, ramming now lethargic
             Canvass of verse and poesy - lacking, still vacuous and comic
                       But language and fervour is penned, tedium and ennui clobbered.
Categories: clobbered, art, work
Form: Enclosed Rhyme

Carolina Pines

Turned it loose and got drunk
As a smelly old skunk
On disgusting cheap wine
In the Carolina pines

Shot guns at thin air
(Who the heck gonna' care?)
Weren't it fun, weren't it fine
In the Carolina pines?

Then we REALLY got clobbered
We staggered and slobbered
We wallowed like swine
In the Carolina pines

(In the morning we grieved
We hocked and we heaved
We whimpered and whined
In the Carolina pines)

By: tryerson
Motif: Nature
Categories: clobbered, funny, nostalgia,
Form: Kyrielle


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fun with words

Clay climbed and clobbered Clemson Clue
Doing deliberate diamond disciples daring do,
Enough Elizabethan excitement expressed Ellie Lou
Finishing fancy French frankfurters, freeing Friday’s flu.

Gigantic gyrating griffendorf’s glazing gibbon’s glue
Harboring horrific hellacious hippos’s in hindsight’s hue.
Ignoring illustrious iguana’s illustrating indigo’s favorite blue.
Jiggling jumbled jabborwock’s justified jellies and jams for a few.
Categories: clobbered, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form: Monorhyme
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