Clerical Poems | Examples

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Premium Member C. S. Lewis

C.S Lewis, brilliant 20th century scholar -
even though he wore no clerical collar
      he spread morality on the BBC
   ever since converting to Christianity

Premium Member EXISTENTIAL SQUIRREL

By late July,  
the Texas squirrel has begun  
questioning the architecture of the universe.  

He sits on the fence,  
tail wilted like a forgotten feather duster,  
and watches the sun perform  
its daily act of unreasonable brilliance.  

He wonders  
why any deity would design a world  
where a creature with a fur coat  
must endure temperatures  
that make asphalt sweat.  

He contemplates free will~  
specifically his own decision  
to move to Texas.  
Was it destiny?  
A cosmic joke?  
A clerical error in the Book of Rodents?  

He wanders the yard slowly,  
as if each step is a meditation  
on suffering,  
identity,  
and the location of the nearest shade.  

At last he pauses,  
gazes at the shimmering horizon,  
and arrives at a revelation  
worthy of a tiny Texas monk:  

“Heat,” he declares,  
“is the universe’s way  
of reminding me  
to get my life together.”  

Then, after a long, solemn silence,  
he adds,  
“I have also concluded  
that I cannot go to hell.  
Texas has already shown me  
the trailer.”  

With this,  
he nods wisely,  
as if he has solved  
one of the great mysteries of existence.

Premium Member Sisters In Arms

From the early days of your inclusion
in the ranks,
marching in formation.
Some of you fighter pilots, clerical,
galley workers, medics, nurses,
doctors, mechanics.
When fear met courage,
some of you died with your
brothers,
a duty of sacrifice,
sisters in arms.

It takes such bravery to sign up-
women in uniform be proud,
labors of the soul and body,
sweat, determination, grit.

When your career peaks,
you’ll carry your legacy wherever
you are,
as you age in grace,
sisters in arms.
Someday buried with your brethren,
the taps will play for all of you,
in the revered resting place of
rolling lawns.
Sisters and brothers in arms.


As In the Requisition the Proceedings

Directly Drafting Article in Daylight 


As a result, neither side is willing to give an inch in the standoff, now the fifth-longest shutdown in the country's history

A single edit and we exist.

Clerical pennies.

Regression lines the mold 

First articulate article in origin of Congress 
To congressional act
Currency becomes framers opening

You first?

Justice ain't just a jesture it's irish

Lutheran Social Services Thousand Oaks
Was responsible for issuing homekey, roomkey emergency shelter bonds etc and has failed in doing so.

This single clerical error and crime is why homeless people are not in apartments which they own.

Evasion in the first
Bribery count 2 30 year minimum
Public corruption Probe
All account holders California
Ventura county

In the demise of distributed wealth
The invisible hand is found

Devastated Stencil's nap with poet

Fireworks and Lake Michigan

The Sermon

The Stumble and Rise Poetry Contest
Back in my military days I was at chapel one Sunday morning and the Chaplain was really getting into his sermon, true story.

THE SERMON

The preacher preached with such passion, 
his words he just didn't ration, 
he exclaimed that's no s***,
upon realizing it, 
recovered in clerical fashion!


Competent homekey fraud correction

Air Force general office 
General document call
Wing general 
General wing at hand
Constitutional allowance of print exam
In history we are where in civilization 

Urban Structure Inspection 

Fail

Instruction to add

The generals attorneys must approach American diction to resign civil unrest.

Attorney General to Forward Admiral
Forward Admiral to General Reserve 


General Assembly 
Before
Reconvening 
Treasury


Obstructing mailbox
Requisition order for reinstitution of mailbox



In the issue of "sermons and titles" in loss
Perhaps draft able language of this nature
 
Please requests to defer scheduled
Appointment and disjourn justice.
Appointment may not be controlled.
This is again violation of rights.  Also
Furthering evidence of consistent
Disregard for equality in attitude and
Unanimity of action in attempt of
Coercion


Wills to turn around discussion, dialogue 
To the tuned laws legal availability 

Thus document owners are not deprived of "housing" control and ownership of speech and speeches of said document(s) currently committed in clerical error

Perhaps the Georgia 5th Sees Us Hearing

If California may hear
In between eyes clerical 
     and Justices Repeal 
Both names
    Have been titled
Titled as an altered code
    and violation of building standard
Becomes currency
     Contempt of Congressional Ledger
          Perhaps suffices

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This is a law
Poverty law
Poverty of dwelling on a matter
A matter of worth
Creating a slaves hide

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Bernie Sanders 

Elizabeth Warren

Included in the update sir
As written to Tim Kaine of Virginia


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Email verification of transmission between The Supreme Court 
And myself

Justice of the Peace

I return parted clerical error to a hall
In justice no frame
Nor corrective temp
Time as half 
The titled days conveigning 
That's my Monday morning appearance 
This shall never be spoken freely


A civil right to act
Fine liberty
Next date, poor
Still due process 
In accurate measure of published

antitrust boredom

civilrights/votingrights/democracyreform
update on communication of opinion with senator warren

constitutional means and measure as provided in description of property

antitrust boredom

petrol
the contemporary lobbying for additional police
in policy writing equates
to the value of ignition of petrol
rather than the clerical error correction
of a homeless person becoming american
that prepaid property of the citizen is in trial
as evidence at the moment
exiting a sealed indictment for all
of those who accepted the transaction
ill gotten gains
from the ill in the streets
knowingly watching americans die
while issuance of wealth was described
in due process
allowance of interpretation of placement
of individual case by case of medical need

present day has concluded process of intelligent quotient ability
of laws to enforce death certificates as an economic
recovery interest in the mortality of exposure sector
of mathematical finite means for speech.
civil rights as commodity?
#civilrights #commodity #zen #buddhism

Haiku maxim for everyday life

HAIKU MAXIMS FOR EVERYDAY OFFICE AND FIELD WORKS

Clerical errors
Must be on the part of clerk
Unless you’re the boss 

Hastiness leads to
Unproductiveness of work
Thus, leads to disgrace

Never say “I can’t”
For doing it is your call
Thoughtless man says it

Summer

You'll regret this summer
As children's bodies hang from branches
Childkill meets all too popular now
Teenage girls kiss their friends and say
I'm going to die/hell now
The mincers are out in clubs
And hell on earth
Seems the clerical assumation
Last I heard they're organising
Murder squads to kill worthless people
Like me.
Come on over sometime.
This is England now.

Premium Member John Donne with typo edit

John Donne, English poet innovator and scholar
finished life wearing a clerical collar.
Most famous for sermons and love poetry, 
a wife and twelve children also had he.

Quacksalver

The quacksalver’s quicksilver cure--
slathering a salt salve or quaffing mercury--
might sound like quatsch, a bad wine
of qually quality, but remember a time
when faith aligned with alchemy,
before the querical became the enemy 
of the clerical, the quisquous nature
of faith mirrored that viscous commodity;
when quiddities were not quisby oddities
and to quop and quob before mysteries
did not portend holy querimony
but recognition of the quintessence divine.

An Unknown Alone

He works alone
in cavernous stockrooms,
or as a night watchman
guarding unwanted things.
He is never behind the counter.

He is the man
who has the social skills
to fill racks.
Occasionally he is found
as a clerical error,
still at work in a defunct depot
long since depleted
of function.

A yellowing Rolodex
may yet yield a contact number
like a mythical footprint.
Someone may need to call him,
but what shall we call him?

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