Chook Poems - Poems about Chook

...Big brother watch its a British innovation.' Its seems Almost Orwell inspired? to support the independance Of nations.!! Silkie Carlow heads it up.' Why dont youhave A look in 2024? don't be just ......Read the rest...

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a Mastiff cross and my name is Magical Max. To be precise it’s actually Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess ma......Read the rest...

...There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’, whose name sounded happy and jolly, ‘til one morning at two, she crowed, “cock-a-doo,” now our chook is a rooster called Wally. ......Read the rest...

... The chook house stood empty for most of my childhood. An enclosed corrugated iron shed was surrounded by a wire fence and a wooden gate held on by one rusty hinge. Inside was small a......Read the rest...

...“I wish the ferry had a fairy,” said Phoebe with a frown to no one in particular (but everyone remembered later on). That’s a strange thing to say on an excursion in Year 5, especially when the te......Read the rest...

...if you had a chook inside, it’s sure to make a mess, If you had a chook inside, never call it Ness, for if you call a chook that name, the mess would be double, a chook called Ness is terrible,......Read the rest...

...Hortense was an Opera singer, Who thought she was a humdinger. Every breath that she took, Screamed like a strangulated chook, The audience put Hortense through the wringer.......Read the rest...

...Hook of book Chook of cook Rook of shook Dook of look Gook of took Jook of nook Wook of vook......Read the rest...

...Spotted dress respectable knee length Disguises her many feathered fetishes Fecked feeling clucky, red hen strength Broods on bed of egg beak wet wishes Wings tuck tight within delicate dreams......Read the rest...

...Want some toast BLOODY OATH My name is Logan You call me BOGAN GONNA buy a CHOOK Can’t be bothered to cook Feeling CHOC, A BLOCK As I lay on the bed Looking at the clock Want a CIGGI mate ......Read the rest...

...Disaster, devastation, death and destiny Headlines, slay us every day Not since some time-past history Were people stricken - this terrible way Self-isolate and stay indoors Restrictions with ......Read the rest...

...COVID-19 Disaster, devastation, death and destiny Headlines, slay us every day Not since some time-past history Were people stricken - this terrible way Self-isolate and stay indoors Restri......Read the rest...

...I went into the garden to feed the chook The bird gave me a very nervous look It knew it would have hell to pay If she had no more eggs to lay......Read the rest...

...The chook house was found in disarray; eggs were broken in a manic affray, there were playboys galore; drunk chooks on the floor - the police are suspecting foul play.......Read the rest...

...Ted Cogger is our local butcher and he’s been here seven years; full forward for the footy team and drinks a nightly seven beers. He played one season for the cricket club, but he was just a slugge......Read the rest...