Short Chook Poems

Hook of book
Chook of cook
Rook of shook
Dook of look
Gook of took
Jook of nook
Wook of vook...

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I went into the garden to feed the chook
The bird gave me a very nervous look
It knew it would have hell to pay
If she had no more eggs to lay...

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The chook house was found in disarray;
eggs were broken in a manic affray,
there were playboys galore; 
drunk chooks on the floor -
the police are suspecting foul play....

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flirt the butterfly with the flowers
bee in a bonnet I see a dragon fly
over the lilly pads luring the frog
as a damsel bug not in distress 
tells the reality of a pond....

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There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
...

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Hortense was an Opera singer,
Who thought she was a humdinger.
Every breath that she took,
Screamed like a strangulated chook,
The audience put Hortense through the wringer....

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It is written don't kill.' You stupid dill.) You couldnt rise
To the level of a souk, your'e bought out, sold out 
Yet not brought to book.' You're looking jaded your ideas
Have faded.' You have all the appeal of a maggoty chook.)...

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Are things becoming obscene..'
With the (over-greens?)
Starvation an aim ?
Sacrifice..' Is it on your name?
M I N D the slope.. So
Much evidence..' Yet offers?, No
Hope..Whats cooking ain't
Chook.' And its really, not so good 
If you'll only take a look..!

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	Sara Kendrick
Contest Name	

"Song Of Solomon"


good old Solomon of the wise,
offered to part a child by slice,
the caring mother she went crook,
so he gave the babe to that old chook,   (the real mother)
 not otherwise....
other mother got denied.
unhooked....

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Sparrow

“You are just a sparrow Honey Chile “
“I’m not” she said to him
“You sort of sometimes drive me wild”
She said “it is no sin”
“So shut up Chook I’m gonna talk”
He clamps her beak so thin
She squeaks an something, squawks
And then  she does him in

Don Johnson

For Francines competition 2nd...

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2 chooks upon a branch,
squalkin sqeekin inhaling ants,
up away from the fox,
singin sweet as goldilox,
brings a tear to mine eye.

good one Russell Sivey, mate....'Two Birds'

some Aussie chickens live up in the trees,
Fox he dont climb so well,
chooks are pleased...

(chook = fowl)

Don...

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if you had a chook inside,
it’s sure to make a mess,
If you had a chook inside,
never call it Ness,
for if you call a chook that name,
the mess would be double,
a chook called Ness is terrible,
cause it always makes trouble,
if you have a chook inside,
you ought to call it Vanessa,
all chooks by that name,
the mess they make is lessa....

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River Grouper

Old river Codfish hit the bay,
 in sunny South Australia.
He said "that’s odd",
 "It’s salty Cod",
 "I’m seasick, not heart failure".

The boat came by,
 they stared a bit.
Say’s “Nah I’m not a Grouper”,
"Don’t want no hook",
"Don’t eat no Chook",
"Not now, I’m just a feeling crook",
"Piddle off now, no hoper"!




for Carolyn's "Attack" contest...

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Granger was in danger,
An alien landed in his yard,
So he slimed him with his slime-gun,
The alien running hard.

The alien jumped into his rocket ship
And pulled the portals down,
He blasted into space 
With a great big alien frown.

Granger told his parents,
They just laughed and shook their heads,
That is until they saw the scorch marks,
Just near the old chook sheds....

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My second dog Molly 
Is a beautiful border collie

She’s submissive 
Quick to give
Ahhh so many kisses!
You’ll never believe.

I know it’s innocent 
But does she have to
Lick my face 
As well as chook poo?

I wish she knew that 
It’s disgusting 
Even the crap of the cat
Just give me warning!

She’s nearly ten
She will never learn 
Guess I’ll have to 
Put up with it then :(...

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ah yes the rabid lingo,
of our youth here with the Dingo,
and words we poked with laughter n desire,
just a bit of chook chasing,
 set our hearts a little racing, 
when the Bodgie got his Widgie,
and sparks brought on the fire,
nah me voice aint getting higher,
canter cross ol murrinbidgee,
and catch that little Widgee,
then you have  your hearts desire:)

thank you Andrea Dietrich...

Don...

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Drongo

The Drongo sauntered into town,
Been eating feral chook,
His dog was in the plurry pound,
Drongo gave up a frowning  look.

The Drongo was a handsome lad,
So his momma thought,
The shielas thought him kinda sad,
An teased him for some sport .

Ol  Drongo got on his goat,
The Police thought he was riding,
Jailed another mate, the actual goat,
Drongo surely law abiding.
Perhaps: a Drongo.

 30-july-11...

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Captain Cook he had a chook
But eggs it wouldn't lay,
So he ate the chook and now he's crook,
He cockle-doodle-doos all day.

Captain Cook he had a horse 
But the horse it wouldn't run,
So he ate the horse as a main course,
Now he neighs in the noon day sun.

Captain Cook he had a cat
But the cat it wouldn't meow,
So he ate the cat, now he's so fat,
His belly-button just went pow!


-more poems like this can be found at:
kidscomedypoetry.com.au...

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haha...yes no laughing matter mate..."
Chicken Karma" by Peter Duggan 

the fowl strikes back , 
a chook attack,
 the humans slack, 
might get their come uppance, 
alack... 
and come a crupper, 
askance....

 love it mate..... 
Don

Reply....As ye sow, you get corny, 
and reap uncooked forlorn prawnys .... 
ones deed comes up to speed , 
car on the racing track, 
comes around yes indeed, 
next time it gives you a smack,
 karma on the racetrack steed, 
a hurting memory Jack

.... Don...

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Big brother watch its a British innovation.' Its seems
Almost Orwell inspired? to support the independance
Of nations.!! Silkie Carlow heads it up.' Why dont youhave
A look in 2024? don't be just like a headless chook.!
When the sky was falling, 2020 like..' The answer was
Simple.! just go out on strike.' Don't trust the slavers who
Would advise? they're savers.?  Look around and decide!
Its up to yourself' its the only way we'll get round to healthy
World behaviour that way.!...

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