Short Chook Poems
Short Chook Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chook by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chook by length and keyword.
I went into the garden to feed the chook
The bird gave me a very nervous look
It knew it would have hell to pay
If she had no more eggs to lay
Categories:
chook, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
The chook house was found in disarray;
eggs were broken in a manic affray,
there were playboys galore;
drunk chooks on the floor -
the police are suspecting foul play.
Categories:
chook, humor,
Form:
Limerick
flirt the butterfly with the flowers
bee in a bonnet I see a dragon fly
over the lilly pads luring the frog
as a damsel bug not in distress
tells the reality of a pond.
Categories:
chook, nature,
Form:
Light Verse
There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
Categories:
chook, animal, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Hortense was an Opera singer,
Who thought she was a humdinger.
Every breath that she took,
Screamed like a strangulated chook,
The audience put Hortense through the wringer.
Categories:
chook, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
It is written don't kill.' You stupid dill.) You couldnt rise
To the level of a souk, your'e bought out, sold out
Yet not brought to book.' You're looking jaded your ideas
Have faded.' You have all the appeal of a maggoty chook.)
Categories:
chook, africa, appreciation, culture,
Form:
Rhyme
Are things becoming obscene..'
With the (over-greens?)
Starvation an aim ?
Sacrifice..' Is it on your name?
M I N D the slope.. So
Much evidence..' Yet offers?, No
Hope..Whats cooking ain't
Chook.' And its really, not so good
If you'll only take a look..!
Categories:
chook, analogy, education,
Form:
Rhyme
Sara Kendrick
Contest Name
"Song Of Solomon"
good old Solomon of the wise,
offered to part a child by slice,
the caring mother she went crook,
so he gave the babe to that old chook, (the real mother)
not otherwise....
other mother got denied.
unhooked.
Categories:
chook, adventure, old, mother, old,
Form:
Verse
Sparrow
“You are just a sparrow Honey Chile “
“I’m not” she said to him
“You sort of sometimes drive me wild”
She said “it is no sin”
“So shut up Chook I’m gonna talk”
He clamps her beak so thin
She squeaks an something, squawks
And then she does him in
Don Johnson
For Francines competition 2nd
Categories:
chook, love
Form:
Rhyme
2 chooks upon a branch,
squalkin sqeekin inhaling ants,
up away from the fox,
singin sweet as goldilox,
brings a tear to mine eye.
good one Russell Sivey, mate....'Two Birds'
some Aussie chickens live up in the trees,
Fox he dont climb so well,
chooks are pleased...
(chook = fowl)
Don
Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
if you had a chook inside,
it’s sure to make a mess,
If you had a chook inside,
never call it Ness,
for if you call a chook that name,
the mess would be double,
a chook called Ness is terrible,
cause it always makes trouble,
if you have a chook inside,
you ought to call it Vanessa,
all chooks by that name,
the mess they make is lessa.
Categories:
chook, animal, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
River Grouper
Old river Codfish hit the bay,
in sunny South Australia.
He said "that’s odd",
"It’s salty Cod",
"I’m seasick, not heart failure".
The boat came by,
they stared a bit.
Say’s “Nah I’m not a Grouper”,
"Don’t want no hook",
"Don’t eat no Chook",
"Not now, I’m just a feeling crook",
"Piddle off now, no hoper"!
for Carolyn's "Attack" contest
Categories:
chook, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Granger was in danger,
An alien landed in his yard,
So he slimed him with his slime-gun,
The alien running hard.
The alien jumped into his rocket ship
And pulled the portals down,
He blasted into space
With a great big alien frown.
Granger told his parents,
They just laughed and shook their heads,
That is until they saw the scorch marks,
Just near the old chook sheds.
Categories:
chook, children, funny, space,
Form:
Rhyme
My second dog Molly
Is a beautiful border collie
She’s submissive
Quick to give
Ahhh so many kisses!
You’ll never believe.
I know it’s innocent
But does she have to
Lick my face
As well as chook poo?
I wish she knew that
It’s disgusting
Even the crap of the cat
Just give me warning!
She’s nearly ten
She will never learn
Guess I’ll have to
Put up with it then :(
Categories:
chook, dog, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
ah yes the rabid lingo,
of our youth here with the Dingo,
and words we poked with laughter n desire,
just a bit of chook chasing,
set our hearts a little racing,
when the Bodgie got his Widgie,
and sparks brought on the fire,
nah me voice aint getting higher,
canter cross ol murrinbidgee,
and catch that little Widgee,
then you have your hearts desire:)
thank you Andrea Dietrich...
Don
Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Drongo
The Drongo sauntered into town,
Been eating feral chook,
His dog was in the plurry pound,
Drongo gave up a frowning look.
The Drongo was a handsome lad,
So his momma thought,
The shielas thought him kinda sad,
An teased him for some sport .
Ol Drongo got on his goat,
The Police thought he was riding,
Jailed another mate, the actual goat,
Drongo surely law abiding.
Perhaps: a Drongo.
30-july-11
Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Captain Cook he had a chook
But eggs it wouldn't lay,
So he ate the chook and now he's crook,
He cockle-doodle-doos all day.
Captain Cook he had a horse
But the horse it wouldn't run,
So he ate the horse as a main course,
Now he neighs in the noon day sun.
Captain Cook he had a cat
But the cat it wouldn't meow,
So he ate the cat, now he's so fat,
His belly-button just went pow!
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Categories:
chook, children, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
haha...yes no laughing matter mate..."
Chicken Karma" by Peter Duggan
the fowl strikes back ,
a chook attack,
the humans slack,
might get their come uppance,
alack...
and come a crupper,
askance....
love it mate.....
Don
Reply....As ye sow, you get corny,
and reap uncooked forlorn prawnys ....
ones deed comes up to speed ,
car on the racing track,
comes around yes indeed,
next time it gives you a smack,
karma on the racetrack steed,
a hurting memory Jack
.... Don
Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Big brother watch its a British innovation.' Its seems
Almost Orwell inspired? to support the independance
Of nations.!! Silkie Carlow heads it up.' Why dont youhave
A look in 2024? don't be just like a headless chook.!
When the sky was falling, 2020 like..' The answer was
Simple.! just go out on strike.' Don't trust the slavers who
Would advise? they're savers.? Look around and decide!
Its up to yourself' its the only way we'll get round to healthy
World behaviour that way.!
Categories:
chook, education,
Form:
Rhyme