Long Chook Poems
Long Chook Poems. Below are the most popular long Chook by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chook poems by poem length and keyword.
Max the Wonder Dog
An Introduction to Max
Hi, I am a mastiff cross and my name is Max. To be precise it’s Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I...
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Categories:
chook, dog, friendship love, magic,
Form:
Prose
Agricultural Show Rodeo
Across the ridges, flats and ranges, in print, on radio and stages,
you may hear this tale wherever you may go.
Sometimes a stranger may confide, about that famous ride,
in the rodeo at Mildura's annual show.
For a...
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Categories:
chook, adventure, animal, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Thelma Leeson
Thelma Leeson.......
is in a nursing home, dementia will take her,
and I will recite this at her funeral.
Thelma Jane was a Leeson and she was premmie born
Size of a sauce bottle to a tent her...
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Categories:
chook, adventure, mum,
Form:
Ballad
Mrs Grundy and the Butcher
Ted Cogger is our local butcher and he’s been here seven years;
full forward for the footy team and drinks a nightly seven beers.
He played one season for the cricket club, but he was just a...
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Categories:
chook, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Red Devil
The Red Devil, Bronco Johnson in 75
I lived in Morningside, moved in a massage parlor girl
2 kids a Kangaroo dog and a white rat called Merle (Greyhound roo catcher)
We had a druggie ambo man, so...
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Categories:
chook, adventure, cousin, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
Nice Try, Gundagai
A bloke who hails
from New South Wales
will know of Gundagai.
Some guy found gold,
or so we're told,
in days now long gone by.
I grew up there
without a care
when both...
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Categories:
chook, romantic,
Form:
Rhyme
The Drama Queens Downunder
Mate I reckin’ I get some real ding bats visiting me
I’m fed up to the teeth and pissed off as can be
Streuth I swear that last one was one big big drama Queen
Her Type you’ll...
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Categories:
chook, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Samantha and the Silver Tailed Don Juan
Samantha gave her Daddy a disdainful look
He’s been out again with that ripper old chook
He’s been acting all gaga, the silly old fool
Isn’t it disgusting the way that men drool
Well maybe the oldies, ain’t’ got...
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Categories:
chook, satire, old, me, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Mulga Snakeyes
Mulga Snakeyes
Yes we went a Droving on the job
As we rode around the mob
With the cattle,
just to earn our bit of pay
with Uncle Charlie, to earn a bob
a watching watching of
watching...
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Categories:
chook, adventureme,
Form:
Rhyme
Dirranbandi 1930s
1930s Dirranbandi as mum Nelly says
In the town of Dirranbandi near the Cubbie cotton farm
was sea of Wilga trees with their dark green leafy charm
the Goats ate green Wilga standing on their back legs
(...
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Categories:
chook, adventurefruit, green, mum,
Form:
Rhyme
Feral Ferret Loose
Well Andrea, :)
I suppose feral ferret gets loose a bit,
when he aint n isn't on the tit,
lived too long with little wit,
the ferret comes out cagey.
so sneaking through the tall,...
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Categories:
chook, adventuretime,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreams
Dreams
On holiday within a
dream,
we sometimes get the
horror scene,
where 50 swingings
of the axe,
cut off your legs,
stumped around in
fact,
some payment here is
seen?
So jerked awake by
horror shook,
like blood a
squirting from a
chook,
forced to walk on
stumps obscene?
A lesson in-between,
a...
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Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Halliwells Hill
let the fetters fall where they will,
when they put me down there,
under the 6 foot hill,
or perhaps to hang there on the hook,
trim me gall bladder,
gone forsook,
at the university...
a course ol Halliwell,...
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Categories:
chook, adventure, me, me,
Form:
Ballad
Covid-19
COVID-19
Disaster, devastation, death and destiny
Headlines, slay us every day
Not since some time-past history
Were people stricken - this terrible way
Self-isolate and stay indoors
Restrictions with fines or time away
No longer can we feed our mores
But food and...
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Categories:
chook, death, endurance, health, natural disasters,
Form:
Rhyme
Covid-19
Disaster, devastation, death and destiny
Headlines, slay us every day
Not since some time-past history
Were people stricken - this terrible way
Self-isolate and stay indoors
Restrictions with fines or time away
No longer can we feed our mores
But food and...
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Categories:
chook, betrayal,
Form:
Quatrain
Beware of Chucky Duck
Lake Eliza 2...
Out near dusty Lake Eliza
Lived sweety tart, where flies are
Sucked oddly Emu eggs some sunny days
Like a dozen egg appetiser (1 egg = 1 dozen fowl egg)
She got em...
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Categories:
chook, adventureold, old,
Form:
Ballad
Ferry Interesting
“I wish the ferry had a fairy,” said Phoebe with a frown
to no one in particular (but everyone remembered later on).
That’s a strange thing to say on an excursion in Year 5,
especially when the teachers...
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Categories:
chook, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
The Chook House
The chook house
stood empty for most
of my childhood.
An enclosed corrugated iron
shed was surrounded
by a wire fence
and a wooden gate
held on by one rusty hinge.
Inside was small
and cramped, just big enough
to...
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Categories:
chook, childhood, memory, nostalgia, space,
Form:
Free verse
The Hannans Way
If you like to eat good food
Plus enjoy yourself as well
There is this little place I work
It's called the Hannans Hotel
T-bone or rump are our steaks
With salad, veg or chips
4 yummy gravies from which...
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Categories:
chook, family, food,
Form:
Rhyme
The Underchook
The Underchook
no escape for the momma chile,
of cuddles no directions,
but you bring a healthy smile,
no seduction no erection ....ooops
the mind of foolish Doves ,
expound the myth of sin,
how n when n get sweet ...
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Categories:
chook, adventureme,
Form:
Rhyme
Peggy Sue's Eggs
Spotted dress respectable knee length
Disguises her many feathered fetishes
Fecked feeling clucky, red hen strength
Broods on bed of egg beak wet wishes
Wings tuck tight within delicate dreams
Shell inhibits image of sloppy slack yolk
Tiny tapping tells...
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Categories:
chook, allusion, animal, anti bullying, appreciation, bird, birth,
Form:
Rhyme
Ferret Rides Again
Well Andrea, second poem:)
I suppose feral ferret gets loose a bit,
when he ain't n isn't on the tit,
lived too long with little wit,
the ferret comes out cagey.
so sneaking through the tall, short wood,
to catch a...
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Categories:
chook, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Aussie Slang
Want some toast
BLOODY OATH
My name is Logan
You call me BOGAN
GONNA buy a CHOOK
Can’t be bothered to cook
Feeling CHOC, A BLOCK
As I lay on the bed
Looking at the clock
Want a CIGGI mate
Come on it’s not...
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Categories:
chook, community, freedom,
Form:
Rhyme
Ask Alice Maybe
Tweedle dum and Tweedle de,
are in this verse, I hope oh gee,
Queen of hearts had a some where part,
An the tin man blubbered he? ………Did he?
So falling down this plurry hole,
she found a lunatic,...
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Categories:
chook, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Pickles N Moogah
Pickles Graham heard the woosh,
Amber liquid showered his moosch (face)
Startled by the sudden shower,
Aromatic pizzle power,
An Mooga Wilson going crook,
"What are you doing there Pickles,
At this time and hour?"
Empty piddle pot empowered,
Stop moaning theres no...
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Categories:
chook, adventure,
Form:
Ballad